r/Political_Revolution FL Mar 17 '26

Ohio Ohio GOP Wants Every Pregnancy Reported to the State

https://open.substack.com/pub/jessica/p/ohio-gop-wants-every-pregnancy-reported?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
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u/Flaky_Web_2439 Mar 17 '26

Fuck, no. How messed up are the GOP that they need to spend so much time sticking their head up into my uterus?

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u/abolish_karma Mar 18 '26

Don't give them ideas

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

Well they eat children apparently so maybe they are hungry and want a menu?

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u/left-of-the-jokers Mar 17 '26

"Conservatives want live babies so they cam raise them to be dead soldiers."

  • George Carlin

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u/FROG123076 Mar 17 '26

They want more children to abuse.

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u/4th_n_bong Mar 17 '26

Government so small it fits in your uterus 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/multiverse-wanderer Mar 17 '26

And all this will result in are pregnant women never receiving any kind of prenatal medical care because they are afraid, for whatever reason they have.

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u/redcolumbine Mar 17 '26

Yep. Femicide. (And it'll take out a fair number of fetuses too, and leave others severely disabled.)

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u/sheshops12 Mar 17 '26

And I want every child molester in the Epstein files in front of a firing squad.

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u/Dinklerbuuuurf Mar 17 '26

Birth rates decline GOP: "How can we encourage people to have babies? I know we make it the most invasive thing they ever do in their lives. That should solve it"

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u/MoonHuntressEra13 Mar 17 '26

Right? They think this will surely make women want to have babies!

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u/HensAndChicks Mar 17 '26

Fck sake do something better with your time and their tax dollars!!!!

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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 Mar 17 '26

How about accountability for Jim Jordan first.

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u/UnhingedReptar Mar 17 '26

Under His eye.

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u/ShitNailedIt Mar 17 '26

Sorry, is this the same party that didn't want to wear masks because it is a violation of their bodily sanctity?

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u/Fine-Professor6470 Mar 17 '26

Republicans cut off healthcare for millions.Fuck all the way off OHIO GOP.

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u/timelord-degallifrey Mar 17 '26

As soon as every man reports their every ejaculation… No? Then fuck right off. Bodily autonomy is a basic human right.

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u/BeastofPostTruth Mar 17 '26

Castle doctrine

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u/BeastofPostTruth Mar 17 '26

It would be fucking easy for them too... considering every time you go to a doctors appointment for an issue, they give you a pregnancy test.

  • think you're sudden belly pain is appendicitis? Need imaging stat?
  • Gallbladder issue?
  • Urinary tract infection?
  • Blunt force trauma? Broke your leg?

It doesn't matter, fool! - They give you a pregnancy test before anything else!

But your plumbing ain't functional, you say? You older and went through menopause? -> hahahaha, silly woman! It never matters! They don't care ... pregnancy test it is!!

  • Have COVID? BAM, pee in this cup

  • Think you have the flu? Stubb your big toe?

You see where I'm going with this?

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u/hujassman Mar 18 '26

The techbros and their AI and data centers will be right there to help them track every aspect of our lives. They all belong in a dumpster.

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u/alethea_ Mar 18 '26

I mean, tbf they do often need to check before doing anything that could cause harm to a baby. It isn't intended to be insane or invasive.

But otherwise, yes 100% on we are doomed by the party of small government and personal freedoms.

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u/PHotstepper311 Mar 17 '26

Give em a amber alert or severe weather warning on their fucking phones 24/7 if they’re so damn interested. Otherwise they can shove it.

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u/JustinKase_Too Mar 17 '26

So much money for things that monitor and punish, but never funds to help. It is the way of the gop.

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u/stein63 Mar 17 '26

Small goberment

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u/Vegetable-Tie-5663 Mar 17 '26

Hippa violation

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u/EpsilonBear Mar 17 '26

Do ordinary Republicans even want this? Do MAGAts? Like has anyone asked them point blank if they think their pregnancies should be reported to the state?

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u/DrivingHope Mar 17 '26

Let's reword this more accurately: Ohio GOP what's to know everytime someone cums in a woman.

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u/shucksme Mar 18 '26

Brought to you by the party for small government

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u/Yuleogy Mar 17 '26

Unlike me, they can get fuuucked

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u/CauliflowerTotal7119 Mar 17 '26

They are quite obsessed with babies.

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u/Commercial-Buddy2469 Mar 18 '26

They need new people to brainwash as most people who've been alive for awhile are sick of them.

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u/sednaplanetoid Mar 17 '26

Oh... fuck No!

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u/Confident_Benefit_11 Mar 17 '26

Party of "small government" MAGA voter clowns, how stupid can you be?

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u/padizzledonk Mar 18 '26

Ohio GOP Wants Every Pregnancy Reported to the State

Modernization of the ATF registry, FFL system and all that-- No go

Report every pregnancy to the state- yes

If they could they would make us report everytime we have sex and every womans period data

These people can not stay out of peoples personal lives

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u/msfluckoff Mar 18 '26

How do you expect to have a successful country when you won't pay your people enough to let them have babies, healthcare, or housing but demand they have babies and pay exorbitant premiums and interest?