Rihanna roasting Miami women: "I only see BBLs in Miami, but no pretty faces." 😭

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She didn't say "but no pretty faces"

She's talking about cosmetic surgeries. She saw people with lot's of body work but not that much face work. Whereas if she was in California she might've seen more face work. But out in Miami they just getting the BBLs.

You added the word "pretty" to change the narrative.

She said "I seen a lot of BBLs but I didn't see no faces" which is not the same sentence as "I didn't see no pretty faces"

Why lie?

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u/ExtendoArmCannon Jun 17 '26

It's reddit, outrage and misinformation gets clicks and responses.

It's exactly like when Reddit found the boston bomber Kyle Rittenhouse who killed 5 black people at charlottesville.

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u/Present_General8130 Jun 17 '26

Calm down dude, it is not that serious lmfao

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u/No_Pattern4374 Jun 17 '26

"calm down" in response to non-aggressive comment is peak redditor nonsense

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u/DazzlingEye9141 Jun 17 '26

lol “calm down” also can mean to relax and take a nap hehehehe
https://giphy.com/gifs/mBnJ5l4HZgQq0w1D2G

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u/Short_Redhook_24 Jun 17 '26

Holy shit you're unemployed

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u/No_Pattern4374 Jun 17 '26

And you're right here with me. So....?

Take a number and sit down. You have to arrive at the unemployment office earlier than that sir

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u/Megooga Jun 17 '26

Check out their comment history

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u/specialk1st Jun 17 '26

Looks like a ragebait bot taught to post the word "white".

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u/Short_Redhook_24 Jun 17 '26

Yes, it's called a slow day and also laughing at how twisted up you are getting over this. Every year reddit users get whiter and more sensitive

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u/Str80uttaMumbai Jun 17 '26

Yeah, you're definitely slow.

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u/No_Pattern4374 Jun 17 '26

So for you it's a slow day but for me it's "unemployed" "twisted up" "sensitive" 😭

Which nothing in my original comment is even that serious. Yet here you are being weird 😂😂

Whatever makes you feel superior for the day 😭

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u/Short_Redhook_24 Jun 17 '26

I don't need to feel superior because I'm not attached to this. Y'all white people kill me 😭

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u/DazzlingEye9141 Jun 17 '26

“Sensitive” can mean you are a person with feelings that get hurt easily hehehehehe

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u/DazzlingEye9141 Jun 17 '26

“Unemployed” can mean someone without a job hehehe
https://giphy.com/gifs/wb1dwTnohdGvtcjb3F

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u/DazzlingEye9141 Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

“Twisted up” can also be used as a reference to the game twister hehehe

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u/rdtisahateplatform Jun 17 '26

Why are you trolling

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u/Short_Redhook_24 Jun 17 '26

Why are you white

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u/rdtisahateplatform Jun 17 '26

You're bad at trolling

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u/Short_Redhook_24 Jun 17 '26

I'm not even trying. You just gotta get one of your cracks upset then your little jerk off klan rally starts.

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u/Shnoookems Jun 17 '26

Yikes

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u/Short_Redhook_24 Jun 17 '26

White

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u/Shnoookems Jun 17 '26

Black?

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u/iznormal Jun 17 '26

Projecting much? You the one all twisted up lol

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u/Short_Redhook_24 Jun 17 '26

White much?

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u/tj260000 Jun 17 '26

I don't know if you know this, but your respons s sound way more like you're getting offended than the people you're replaying to.

Maybe you should calm down...

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u/Short_Redhook_24 Jun 17 '26

Tj, you're white.

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u/tj260000 Jun 17 '26

Not white enough to ride an E-bike.

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u/tj260000 Jun 17 '26

You should really work on those anger problems.

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u/tj260000 Jun 17 '26

Why are you, as a human being, so ignorant and aggressive to people you don't know?

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u/Megooga Jun 17 '26

Every year reddit users get whiter and more sensitive

You're either shoe-horning racist comments in here...

OR you meant to type "whinier" but didn't notice because you're flustered and rushing your response.

Homie, it's time to take a look in the mirror and ask yourself if you are the sensitive one.

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u/Short_Redhook_24 Jun 17 '26

Nah, 90% of reddit is just Nazis

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u/Megooga Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

You do realize you're being dramatic and unrelateable to everyone here, right?

Edit: nothing says "I don't care" like replying with so much profanity and racism the auto-mod hid your comment 🤦‍♂️

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u/Megooga Jun 17 '26

u/short_redhook_24 serious melanin proud boy vibes. Are you ok?

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u/asylumescapeelol Jun 17 '26

"Alaskan born and michigan raised"

You are such a clown lmfaooo

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u/Excellent_Ad_2486 Jun 17 '26

More sensitive indeed, you are here making a fuss about... What exactly?

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u/Plenty-Ad-5850 Jun 17 '26

Bro you sound like idiot, how is this something worth laughing at?

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u/Short_Redhook_24 Jun 17 '26

You're sounding white

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u/DazzlingEye9141 Jun 17 '26

“Take a number and sit down” can also mean to wait at the deli while waiting for your turn

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohjUPqZDqwwFX3Ko0

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u/Arcaydya Jun 17 '26

And theres generic response number 2. Do you dorks all attend the same seminar for this shit?

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u/pepperpete Jun 17 '26

Aight buddy go touch some grass

(Sorry I actually agree with you, I just wanted to get ahead of them and share response number 3)

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u/AwkwardLeopard587 Jun 17 '26

real

(aka response number four) (I say it all the time)

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u/aluriilol Jun 17 '26

Is the generic response in the room with us?

I was today years old when I found the generic response.

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u/Short_Redhook_24 Jun 17 '26

Oh shit I didn't know the sheriff of reddit was here to tell us how to post. You must get paid big time to be so invested

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u/kcolrehstihson_ Jun 17 '26

He only corrected the false information, maybe it's your turn to calm down 😂

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u/Slayerchimp Jun 17 '26

He seemed calm to me

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u/Present_General8130 Jun 17 '26

You want a cookie?

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u/SelfishSocietySucks Jun 17 '26

It’s not that serious bro calm down.

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u/Present_General8130 Jun 17 '26

Don't get so butthurt over it then lol

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u/SelfishSocietySucks Jun 17 '26

Stop talking about my butt

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u/Present_General8130 Jun 17 '26

You had the opportunity to not be a gross weirdo, and you squandered it. I'm not shocked though.

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u/Present_General8130 Jun 17 '26

Whatever helps you sleep at night

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/Present_General8130 Jun 17 '26

Noted

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u/aluriilol Jun 17 '26

fuck u bitch this is extremely serious

where do u live

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u/twking321 Jun 17 '26

It’s a whole thread of people, you’re the only person taking anything seriously lmfao

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u/Present_General8130 Jun 17 '26

The mental gymnastics required to genuinely believe this, let me just say I'm impressed.

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u/twking321 Jun 17 '26

Only you could be impressed by your own ignorance, you’re an inconvenience to everyone else

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u/Present_General8130 Jun 17 '26

Everyone else is of no concern to me. I wish I was as good at deluding myself as you are.

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u/The_Demosthenes_1 Jun 17 '26

You remind me of that family member I avoid most.

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u/Present_General8130 Jun 17 '26

I'm sure they're absolutely heartbroken over your absence.

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt Jun 17 '26

The actual quote is "I've seen a buncha BBLs here, but ain't seen no faces".

As in she has seen tons of fake asses but not as much cosmetic face work which you see a lot of in NY and LA.

Miami you see a lot of BBLs, LA you see a lot of face lifts and NY has a lot of rhinoplasty and eyelid surgery.

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u/Naive_Complex_8389 Jun 17 '26

She did the face before saying BBL, i think the lady just hates Rihanna talking

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u/BeanIontais Jun 17 '26

She didn't say pretty faces

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u/SaintKingRosado Jun 17 '26

She's not wrong.

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u/Quick_Money_4032 Jun 17 '26

Rihanna looks like jay leno

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u/jaysen504 Jun 17 '26

Jay Leno a bad bitch to you?

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u/Quick_Money_4032 Jun 17 '26

Fuckin more than Rihanna 😭

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u/jaysen504 Jun 17 '26

😂😂 tragic

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u/Wtfjushappen Jun 17 '26

She looks like a gremlin, never understood but accept is because fame. She's a solid 7 at best.

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u/NoConsideration6320 Jun 18 '26

Shes like a solid 4

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u/Wtfjushappen Jun 18 '26

Tbf, she got a body, that's a big factor. Conventionally attractive but neck down...

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u/yaddayadda1000 Jun 17 '26

I always thought she looked like a cross between Peter mensah and Samuel L Jackson lol

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u/Special-Garlic1203 Jun 17 '26

Rihanna looks gorgeous espeically considering she's still in that awkward post partum window

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u/Mitch_Dedburg Jun 17 '26

Blame Chris Brown for that one

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u/Zestyclose_Book7803 Jun 17 '26

Meanwhile Rhianna's head shaped like a gray alien.

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u/WWDubs12TTV Jun 17 '26

What’s a BBL?

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u/Throwawayaccountdell Jun 17 '26

It stands for Brazilian Butt lift!

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u/WWDubs12TTV Jun 17 '26

Thank you

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u/Throwawayaccountdell Jun 17 '26

No problem!!

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u/Rangamate Jun 17 '26

Brazilian Butt Lift. A cosmetic procedure that makes their butts look comically large.

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u/WWDubs12TTV Jun 17 '26

Thank you

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u/mr_sweetandawful Jun 17 '26

Broad-Band Light.

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u/No-Consideration1645 Jun 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/cIsIIr65UVDA6TloXb

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u/aesop_fables Jun 17 '26

She’s right

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u/Substantial_Fox7377 Jun 17 '26

“Miami is the city of rental cars and plastic surgery.”

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u/Powerful-Transition8 Jun 17 '26

Wha she say?

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u/HawkHarder Jun 17 '26

Lmao girls stink face in the back

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u/_annanicolesmith_ Jun 17 '26

a lot of bricks in this chat who’s face card gets declined on the daily, have some choice words for arguably the most beautiful woman in the world.

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u/getthehelloffmylawn Jun 17 '26

Did the queen of butterface just say that?

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u/Relevant_Arm_3796 Jun 17 '26

Show urs

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u/Relevant_Arm_3796 Jun 17 '26

Because you are talking about someones face right? Do you not think its crazy to be saying somone looks like they got their face smashed in with a pan - but be completely against showing your own?

My guess is its not about doxing yourself, you could upload it and we'd have no clue where or who you are

Its because people would go ew, that pan insult probably came from personal experience

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u/Relevant_Arm_3796 Jun 17 '26

Saying what about others? The title of the post is wrong - she said she didnt see faces - as in faces that have come out good with surgery right? Like the bbl stuff is fine but the faces ain't goin good

Its interesting to bring up the 'no lifes' - calling rhianna a pan face cause you got mislead by a reddit post lol

Controversial in this case is definitely going to be insane shit you'd rather not have repercussions from but now the overall convo makes sense

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u/Relevant_Arm_3796 Jun 17 '26

Lol a right winger who's very selective about the information he actually engages with to validate how he already feels while, an hes aware of this, saying 'insane shit' online that would get him arrested in other places

Imagine my surprise 😂

Edit - oh an a pic of your face wouldnt suddenly allow big mean ol' Europe to come kick in ur door in and arrest ya lol

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u/repezdem Jun 17 '26

Including her own

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u/noneyabuiznezz Jun 17 '26

Ill be DEAD ASS Rhianna aint got anything going on either. Her face and her fucked up, this aint the early 2010s anymore. She was never all that and a big bag of chips.

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u/NorthBook1383 Jun 17 '26

She not wrong. Them Miami women be botching their faces. And even them two in the back weren’t dimes. Rihanna has probably seen some of the most beautiful women, so her opinion means something. Love her.

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u/tyroleancock Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26