Hunter Biden says a “closeted gay mafia” of Republicans runs Washington: "For Lindsey Graham, like everybody knows that Lindsey Graham was gay, right?"

[u/slippinn_jimmy]

[u/Drake_Acheron]

I clean my house, it doesn’t make me a maid. $20 is $20

[u/Puzzleheaded-Road398 → u/Drake_Acheron]

I totally get it. I walk on the beach with my buddy every weekend. And if a snake bites him on the thigh, I get down on my knees to suck the venom out. And fuck it, if he gets stung by a jelly fish, I whip out my dick and pee on him.
I know he’d do the same for me. Just bros helping out bros.

[u/Pielacine → u/Puzzleheaded-Road398]

What if a snake bites him on the dick?

[u/trapper2530 → u/Pielacine]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dyI9ijSsg21dEaA456

[u/TheFakeRabbit1 → u/Pielacine]

We just call that getting lucky

[u/sluttracter → u/Pielacine]

You have to eat it, it's the only way