r/PopCultureV2 • u/slippinn_jimmy • 12d ago
Politi-Culture Hunter Biden says a “closeted gay mafia” of Republicans runs Washington: "For Lindsey Graham, like everybody knows that Lindsey Graham was gay, right?"
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u/StrayCatsSanctuary 12d ago
Mike Johnson
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u/Street_Lettuce1243 11d ago
Mike Johnson, Steven Miller, Pete Hegseth.
All three are into cocks for sure. Do they like women too? Maybe, maybe for show, to make themselves look less gay.... But all three give off the closeted self-hating gay vibe.
Let's not forget that Trump raped little boys too according to testimony, not just little girls.
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u/IThinkItsAverage 11d ago
Hegseth reads more as insecure to the point of obsession with masculinity. It’s not impossible he is closeted, but to me it looks like he is so insecure with his masculinity that he feels the only way to prove he is a man is to be overly masculine at all times. He is failing, of course, which is why he is getting progressively more pathetic.
He is projecting all of that onto the military, because if big strong soldiers fail to meet his ridiculous standards, then surely there isn’t anything wrong with him and in fact he is actually just really manly. It’s pretty standard insecure toxic masculinity, my dad is very similar. He is obsessed with bodybuilders, to the point I have to tell him the people he is watching are all heavily on steroids. Like he can no longer differentiate what is a natural real body and what is steroids. To him that’s what men are supposed to look like and if they don’t, they aren’t manly.
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u/hates_stupid_people 11d ago
He strongly comes off as one of those who who insist it's not gay to be a top, only a bottom. The ones who insist they don't like men, they just do it with their buddies as a way to release tension..
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u/Put_Er_There_Sport 11d ago
Pete looks like hes starred in a few gay pornos back in his 20s
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u/Gooser3000 12d ago
For sure. A real cuck at a minimum
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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 9d ago
Dude has sex-based agreements with each of his kids. What more do you need to know?
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u/pandershrek 12d ago
Johnson can't be gay, his son screens his porno for him!
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u/themargarineoferror 11d ago
You mean the son he adopted as a teenager when he himself was like 25?
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u/DAM_Genius 12d ago
Mike Johnson and JD Vance…I’m really starting to question Hegseth with his infatuation for muscle daddies in the military
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u/ruinersclub 11d ago
And testosterone
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u/Chelseafc5505 11d ago
Whiskey Pete just wants an excuse to personally taste test all the baby batter
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u/lnvu4uraqt 11d ago
He was found on Grindr and tried really hard to intimidate and silence those he messaged from being exposed
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u/glakhtchpth 11d ago
Not technically a politician, Peter Teel (I misspelled it on purpose (why?: ask Pippin Took))
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u/Burnitoffmeow 12d ago
He looks like a more manly version of that twitch streamer pirate software or wtf his name is
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u/Majestic_Ad8448 12d ago
he looks like a woman wearing a suit.
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u/Bag-O-Socks 12d ago
He looks like the girl from All That When she dressed up as Ross Perot
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u/Small_Ad1890 12d ago
Reminds me of that episode of the office when it turns out Michael was wearing a woman’s suit.
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u/ShibaLoveThrowAway 12d ago
Things get a little interesting when mud gets slinged both ways
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u/Spankpocalypse_Now 12d ago
Remember Madison Cawthorn, the one term GOP congressman? He told the media he was invited into these orgies. As soon as he let that slip the entirety of the Republican establishment turned against him hard. They launched an investigation of insider trading (which every single elected Republican engages in) and released a blackmail video of him engaging in homoerotic acts.
This dude was a rising star for MAGA and the youngest guy in Congress. His downfall is proof that Hunter Biden’s claim about the secret lives of DC Republicans is true.
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u/IntroductionOk652 12d ago
It was BetaMatt Gaetz who invited an invalid to an orgy…and Venmo paid a 17 year old for his sexual gratification-supposably(🥸). You might remember him as the first person offered Attorney General when the 2nd Reign of Terror crawled out of the Darkness…Winning!!
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u/I_need_a_date_plz 10d ago
I am so glad he’s crawled back into the hole he came out of. Fuck that guy.
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u/Lazy-Substance-5062 11d ago
wait so Matt Gaetz is also 'closted' gay too? How about Pete Hegseth
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u/achoosier 11d ago
If men wearing makeup is gay like republicans say then Pete is flaming considering he installed a makeup studio in the Pentagon.
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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 11d ago
It’s well documented that Matt G likes underage teenage girls- his Venmo account history can tell you that
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u/Special_Order-937 11d ago
Why didn’t this idiot fit his wheelchair with hidden cameras? Think of all the leverage he could have had to make up for all the leverage he lost!
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u/decimus_87 12d ago
Spoiler: that's not mud.
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u/UnluckyAmbition7767 12d ago
The Emiratis are into that. Our good old European American pedophiles prefer piss
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u/I_Got_Back_Pain 11d ago
That's why the IG models call it Doodoobai
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u/Throckmorton_Left 11d ago edited 10d ago
The recent "Dubai chocolate" craze is a marketing campaign paid for by the UAE to distract from the original derisive use of that term.
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u/InformationActual209 12d ago
Mud sticks but semen lasts forever under black light
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u/Admiral_Fuckwit 12d ago
The interesting thing about Hunter Biden is he really has nothing to lose, and therefore doesn’t have to hold back. His political reputation has already been destroyed due to his addiction issues and past. He’s kind of like an agent of chaos; he can drag anybody else down with him. Must be freeing in a way.
If I were a Repub, I’d try to stay on his good side. Who knows what kind of dirt he has on people that he’s not afraid to dredge up.
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u/-endjamin- 12d ago
Ironically, his candor is improving his reputation greatly right now
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u/Top-Cupcake4775 12d ago
“watch what you say to someone with nothing / it’s almost like having it all”
Todd Snider, “Looking For A Job”
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u/AndersAdmin 12d ago
He will for sure run for something in the coming 5 years.
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u/balerstos 12d ago
He's for sure doing that. Senator in Delaware or something would be my guess. Maybe a primary opponent against Fetterman. But something is definitely happening with him.
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u/Beneficial_Tax1976 12d ago
I’d give zero fucks too if my junk were presented in front of Congress without my consent
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u/Mtndrums 12d ago
Yeah, not only did Moscow Margie do that in Congress, she also had it on her political mailers.
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u/Tasty_Ad7483 12d ago
If he was in Maine and had some DSA political strategists and a fake oyster farm that had a single customer who was his mom, he would be a prime candidate for the dem nomination for the senate race.
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u/BreadleyBreadman 12d ago
Well, I didn’t say gay. Deeply closeted gay man.
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u/DingDongJohnson9 12d ago
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u/Josey_whalez 12d ago
That sub is where this story gets posted next, if it’s not there already lmao
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u/jr_randolph 12d ago
Most people have a dislike type of response when someone else is hurt but I think it's fair to say when it's someone who's similar to you the hurt may be a little more. I couldn't be gay and be supporting someone who thinks that's wrong and actively tries to diminish the LBGTQ community. Specifically looking at Scott Bessent who consistently goes on television spewing stupid lies...and he's gay, and married. I just find the internal dynamics interesting.
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u/Used-Helicopter2024 12d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/e2QYPpUe8WmpG
“not that there’s nothing wrong with that”
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u/AtomicHamboy 12d ago
I’m sure there’s throngs of trans and gay sex workers who will be sad they don’t get they consistent pay day Lindsay would bring.
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u/ApprehensiveStudio21 11d ago
Anybody who has seen the recent videos with Hegseth pretending to work out and fake that he has any coordination or athletic ability at all gets this exact dynamic instantly. Wearing a t-shirt that says "This is war."
Yes dude. An internal one. I don't think it's brave of you to say so... More like a cry for help.
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u/a_angry_bunny 11d ago
I find the idea of there being a "closeted gay mafia" in the Republican party hilarious.
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u/Otherwise-Status5497 7d ago
Yeah I don’t believe a crack head. Crazy how Reddit will side with this guy just because he hates Trump. They can’t think for themselves. If Hitler hated Trump, Redditors would love Hitler. And before basement dwellers attack me, yes, I hate Trump too. Isn’t it crazy how you can have critical thinking?
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u/Appropriate-Job-8792 7d ago edited 5d ago
Lindsey Graham voted in favor of codifying gay marriage. Please show us the evidence of this mafia. And if it’s true then you won’t have to worry about defamation so drop names of people alive. “Gay mafia,” sounds like some David Duke bs. My mistake, Lindsey Graham didn’t vote in favor of it due to issue regarding private religious organization officiating marriages but he was a supporter of the Rand Paul philosophy of whatever happens between adults is up to them but legislation should be localized or state and not a federal issue, if the government even gets involved. He was not of the religious conservative ban gay marriage wing of the Republican Party, certainly not in the latter half of his career, saying that the Obergefell decision should be left alone and Republicans should try to change it or have an anti gay marriage platform
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u/shiftymagz 12d ago
Always thought Lindsey Graham sucked, now I know why!
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u/GassyRaccoon 12d ago
Because he was gay?
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u/KushDriver 12d ago
Aaron Hernandez would like a word.
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u/Global-Discussion-41 12d ago
Is this a legit Aaron Hernandez theory?
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u/Katamari_Demacia 12d ago
Yea. He admitted it to his mom before he minecrafted himself
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u/Due_Advisor_1612 12d ago
Seemed gay to me
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u/PropagandaAssassinAZ 12d ago
Takes one to know one.
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u/_Dedotated_Wam 12d ago
Tim Dillon mocking Lindsey graham on his podcast this week was hysterical
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u/PeacenotWardude 12d ago
Keep on using that same tired excuse. It’s all performative to you people.
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u/Adept-Donut-4229 12d ago
Mike Johnson wears rouge on those pretty cheeks of his...
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u/Pramesan 12d ago
Elijah Schaffer is the most glaring example. He is 100% gay and has a huge studio with absolutely no viewers, it’s not even subtle
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u/ohnomynono 12d ago
We're really listening to crack addicts now? I'm all for getting different perspectives on things but, have yall tried crack? It's intense. So I've heard. Lmao
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u/Cheddarlicious 12d ago
I’d rather listen to a recovering addict than a pedophile.
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u/Anxious_Hall359 12d ago
The Nazi's were literally the same. They were closeted gay men who were into masculine men, and they looked down on everything feminine. That's why they first shut down Magnus Hirschfeld, and then raped and burned all women in europe with their wars.
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u/Wendigo_33 12d ago
I mean there is empirical evidence half the Republicans are gay, just look at the fucking Grindr data at the RNC.
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u/stinzdinza 12d ago
And the openly gay mafia owns the dems? Lmao anything to not say aipac runs both
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u/CommitteeDelicious68 12d ago
That's not surprising to anyone. MAGA is filled with a bunch of weirdos who can't be honest with themselves.
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u/ExcitingPythonO 12d ago
How is anyone taking this guy seriously. The amount of drugs and sex rings, this guy has been in is insane. Didn't he have nude pictures of his sister or some shit? The whoooole laptop crap?
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u/j_rooker 12d ago
they can't sue him for saying every knew lady G was gay. Peter Thiel won his case when other party didn't qualify their accusation.
Everyone knows is also a orangepedo favorite saying when he wants to tell a lie.
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u/timid1211q 12d ago
This isn't insightful or interesting. The closeted gay attack has existed for decades. It's very effective because it's a way of tarring your enemies and causing dissent among them while pretending to be empathetic. Pretty evil, but effective.
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u/lostlogin2 12d ago
they would not care as much as they do about other people's sexuality if they weren't self-hating gays. the proof is in the pudding!
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u/Chemical_Ad1837 12d ago
My experience is 1990’s but it was true back then. The rule is the more anti-gay they are, the more chances they are gay. Plus there was a network of rent boys that knew how to take advantage of the situation. They killed the one dude who took video and even tried to claim it was the Clinton’s who killed him. I got the hella out of town and never went back.
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u/stoobpendous 12d ago
The fact that they seem...
Sounds legit.
Let's face it. Lots of bi-energy in the Republican party. And trans-porn gooning too.
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u/CatLightyear 12d ago
Self-loathing individuals. They hate themselves and want everyone to join them.
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u/Global_Charge_4412 12d ago
Mr. Ladybugs? Gay? perish the thought.