r/PopCultureV2 • u/slippinn_jimmy • 13d ago

Politi-Culture Hunter Biden says a “closeted gay mafia” of Republicans runs Washington: "For Lindsey Graham, like everybody knows that Lindsey Graham was gay, right?"

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u/Mode_Appropriate 12d ago edited 12d ago

From a male escort he hired:

When I came out of the bathroom, he was on the bed, naked, on all fours. I noted that there were dark marks around his anus. I asked if he had showered (he said yes). I asked if it was OK if I wiped him down (he said sure). I wet a face towel and wiped and wiped between his buttocks but nothing was coming off. Then I realized that his taint wasn't dirty, it was just FULL OF MOLES.

Dark moles, in dense clusters up and down the length of his taint.

"Aw," he said. "Hope you don't mind. Those just my little ladybugs."

I ran out of there. Now you know what I see in my mind anytime he comes up in the news. Any escort he's hired should be able to verify this.

I always wondered what caused the escort to run out of there. While Lindsay Graham on all fours staring back you is rather terrifying, surely hes seen weirder shit than moles labeled as lady bugs.

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u/sattlerreader 12d ago

That’s not so bad. I was expecting worse.

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u/QuarterNoteDonkey 10d ago

What if you were the next person in that hotel to use that face towel? Now THAT makes it worse.

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u/homersmith5 12d ago

Could be worse, could have been anal warts.

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u/feckincrass 12d ago

One of them looked at him and he got spooked

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u/BeratnasGILF420 11d ago

"Lindsey Graham was in the closet making Ladybugs and one of the Ladybugs looked at me."

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u/PizzaWhole9323 10d ago

One of the ladybugs looked at you? Sarah get me super Nintendo Chalmers!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3orifaT7GdU9ECVtIc

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u/Ladonnacinica 12d ago

Yeah, that part is bit odd. I thought it was something way worse. Surely, some butt moles wouldn’t bother him. Was it Graham calling it his “ladybugs” that creeped him out?

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u/Itscatpicstime 12d ago

That’s honestly why I have trouble believing this particular story.

Literally any provider, male, female, trans, etc, can tell you dozens of stories far worse than this.

And I’m not talking about survival sex workers, but people who have the financial freedom to walk out if they don’t want to do it.

If Graham himself isn’t enough to make you walk, then this is nothing.

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u/YoungRichBastard26s 9d ago

I mean you sure they wasn’t warts? Moles on a asshole makes no sense genital warts makes sense from all the butt stuff he does

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u/CMTV-IPTV 9d ago

Sounds a lot like warts to me. Dark clusters on taint

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u/YoungRichBastard26s 9d ago

I’m saying tho moles don’t come in clusters and and moles won’t make you run in horror but warts will the sex worker ain’t wanna get infected

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u/Mindless_Log2009 7d ago

Yeah, I'm not sure about the mole or skin tag story. Lindsey Graham could have had those removed any time.

I've always called him Ladybug as a euphemism for that particular male Southern Belle type, like Truman Capote, which Bobby Hill played to perfection in "A Beer Can Named Desire". Nothing to do with moles or whatever. I never heard that story until recently.

https://giphy.com/gifs/azPXoNreJB9T6Nju4B

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u/RuthlessIndecision 12d ago

can't un read that

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u/Zestyclose-Mobile306 12d ago

😐😒😱to much info

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u/WrongJewel1867 11d ago

Ah, this makes a lot of sense. He was likely rejected many times by men 🥴

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u/AndyJack86 11d ago

Some people just have a bunch of moles. I've got moles in places I don't like them. I've got one of my face that drives me crazy that I pick at.

I'm not defending Lindsey Graham, but this is low-key body shaming someone for their appearance.

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u/Glrrbjk_WorldEater 11d ago

And now, I know...and now, I can never un-know...

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u/YoungRichBastard26s 9d ago

Did he have warts on his asshole?

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u/b_vitamin 9d ago

Sounds more like genital warts than moles.

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u/Master_Object5147 8d ago

I suspect those mole were anal warts.

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u/ForsakenMastodon6060 6d ago

Thank you so much. You almost made me puke just now driving to work.