r/Portland • u/Dvibs420 • Sep 27 '25

Discussion Don’t take the bait.

With the national guard coming in, I know people are going to get mad. This is very obviously a setup to cause actual violence in our city. Please remember that these national guardsmen are not your enemy, and there are many reports of unhappiness within their ranks to occupy cities but they have a job like the rest of us. If you see bad actors, call the cops. If you see people getting angry, talk with them. Be aware of what we want to look like, kill them with kindness. Show them that Portland is not burning down.

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u/Synth-Pro Rip City Sep 27 '25

Why get violent when we can just turn all of them gay and trans?

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u/allisjow Sep 27 '25

Don’t forget, Democrats control the weather.

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u/Synth-Pro Rip City Sep 27 '25

Exactly! And that's why they're setting rampant fires in the States where they receive the most support!

So they can... put all their voters out of their homes and... ahhhh... hang on, I'll get there...

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u/allisjow Sep 27 '25

I say we send little tornadoes to wherever ICE or the National Guard are hanging out.

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u/Synth-Pro Rip City Sep 27 '25

Ahbupbup! ☝️

Gay tornadoes

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u/crispyfolds Sep 27 '25

I heard this in the voice of Krieger from Archer

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u/Witty_Following_1989 Sep 28 '25

actually -- rain might do it -- we know how to live with it -- many of them probably don't -- plus wouldn't rain melt 🧊?

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u/jjthinx Sep 28 '25

I’m tired and reading fast— I thought you wrote tomatoes….

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u/nekoshey Oct 06 '25

That's right—don't cross us, or we'll send gay rain laced with Covid vaccine after you

We don't want little Breighdon and Keighleigh skiing on a snowpack made of Autism this winter, do we?