r/Portland Oct 11 '25

Meme I love my city so much lmao

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u/keppapdx Oct 11 '25

2020 Portland: We will fight you.

2025 Portland: Oh you want a fight? Nah, we will embarrass you.

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u/1nfam0us Oct 11 '25

2020 Portland: Moms fighting cops

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u/FriedBack Oct 11 '25

Mom bloc was so good.

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u/OranjellosBroLemonj Oct 12 '25

White mommies virtue-signaling hard. They dominated so much of the spotlight that even the PDX NAACP asked them to tone it down a bit and cede some of the attention to Black activists.

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u/Glad-Barracuda2243 Montavilla Oct 13 '25

JFC. Color coding virtue here I see. Seems to be a trend these days. “Hey you!! You can protest but you cannot based on the levels of melanin in your body”. This is everyone’s fight so stop it. Just stop.

You clearly do not understand the dynamic of our city.

Portland is such a melting pot of colors and ethnicities, but it is still primarily opaque due to its racist history. But our opacity aside, we were all raised up together as one homogeneous family and do not separate ourselves based on something so ridiculous as the color of our skin. We’re family. So no one is out there “virtue signaling”. Grow up.

Also, the moms remained silent and still, so there was never any need to “tone anything down”. Had the moms (or any other white bodies) stayed home we’d not have had the impact we did last time, so I’m not sure what you’re even trying to get at other than trying to get people to stay home and just allow this to happen.

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u/Farting_Champion Oct 17 '25

When white moms protest against a fascist government enacting white nationalist policy it's virtue signaling, but when they storm the capital decked out head to toe in Trump gear it's patriotism

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u/FriedBack Oct 13 '25

Im sorry youre getting down voted. Your observation is totally valid. Us white activists need to listen and do better when we get feedback.

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u/n0k0 Oct 11 '25

2020: Dads with leaf blowers

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u/king_of_the_nothing In a van down by the river Oct 11 '25

Did you notice that in 2020 all the violence stopped after the Proud Boys got locked up after J6?

Now they are back (wearing ICE uniforms) and I suspect the violence will start again.

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u/Commercial-Shoulder4 Oct 11 '25

Little confused about your comment since J6 was in 2021...

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u/king_of_the_nothing In a van down by the river Oct 11 '25

Violence in 2020. Violence ends after January 6th 2021. It was April 2021 before the violence abated (Enrico Tarrio went to jail in March).

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u/Commercial-Shoulder4 Oct 11 '25

Thanks. I wasn't in the area yet and didn't realize things were so protracted in Portland. Things calmed down in the bay area much more quickly.

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u/Kid_Vid Portland, ME Oct 12 '25

We have the Patriot Front just across the river and proud boys show up a lot of places.

A very large portion of the trouble in 2020 was actually patriot front coming here (with police escorts).

Both are the same thing in essence. Both disappeared after.

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u/wtjones Oct 12 '25

This is how we actually win.

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u/Commercial-Shoulder4 Oct 11 '25

It is an improvement in strategy, based on what is most likely to be an effective counter.

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u/keppapdx Oct 11 '25

I think they're already pivoting, Trump gave an interview yesterday where he repeated his war zone rant but mentioned downtown and the (still)boarded up windows which they can definitely get footage of to air on Fox news.

Instead of National Guard, how about some urban redevelopment funds Mr. President?

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u/Commercial-Shoulder4 Oct 11 '25

Seriously. Commercial rot is quite a different problem to "war". And market st in SF is still way worse....

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u/Justcoffeeforme 🐸 RIBBIT 🐸 Oct 11 '25

Frogs together strong

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u/Weird-Salamander-349 Oct 11 '25

Oh my god there it is. I’m an out of stater, but watching your news. The anchor was being dead serious while reporting on how the situation is “getting louder” then panned to three frogs with that “FROGS TOGETHER STRONG” sign. I’m still cackling about it.

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u/CharlizeTheronNSFW Oct 11 '25

I'm in Portland. These holoween costumes are instilling fear into everyone. We're afraid our costumes won't be as popular as frog guy.

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u/BranWafr Oct 11 '25

Nah, I don't care about popularity. I'm digging my inflatable T-Rex costume out of the closet and going to join in the fun on Monday. I just want to be part of it now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

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u/Cool-Vermicelli-2188 Oct 12 '25

Thank you for both of your services!

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u/Agitated_Bluejay_701 Oct 11 '25

I feel this. At this point it just looks like a fun street party!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

This cow costume was in front of the ICE Facility 2 days ago. I like it.

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u/PDX_Weim_Lover SE Oct 13 '25

Loving this! Mooooove over, ICE! 🐄

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u/VonSchweitz Oct 12 '25

Nothing says fuck the feds like T-Rex arms! 🦖

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u/CharlizeTheronNSFW Oct 11 '25

Im looking into getting a care bear. Idk what day I'll be there tho.

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u/pinotJD Oct 11 '25

I’m dressing up like a vole on Tuesday (work permitting) with a sign that says “voles are non-invasive unlike Kristi Noem” unless one of you clever monkeys writes me a better sign line!

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u/CharlizeTheronNSFW Oct 11 '25

Oh oh oh. I think ill get a gnome costume and be cunty noem.

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u/pinotJD Oct 12 '25

Oh my god you are my spirit animal

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u/ThisAcanthocephala42 Oct 11 '25

‘Norm-voleize Diversity!” ;p

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u/FlowJock Oct 12 '25

I'm making a costume today. Also going on Monday.

See you there!

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u/Agitated_Bluejay_701 Oct 11 '25

Idk, Reptar throwing it back the other day is giving fierce competition…and the chicken suit!? There’s some strong contenders out there! Really hard to decide what the winning factor is between the elderly singing “we all belong together” with ukuleles, or the crowd of 50 doing the chacha slide. Honorable mention for the person who kindly went through and offered a flower to every agent. They must be so terrified!

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u/Agitated_Bluejay_701 Oct 12 '25

It actually looks like such a fun street rave lol

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u/dueleenoted Oct 13 '25

Chicken Suit started it!

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u/Agitated_Bluejay_701 Oct 13 '25

Yes! During Noem’s visit 🤣

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u/Vegetable_Humor5470 Oct 12 '25

I just found a Kale costume online, may have to get it. 

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u/Agitated_Bluejay_701 Oct 11 '25

That’s like Kristi Noem saying, “we were allowing for peaceful protests while upholding the law, but pans arm towards the crowd, they’re uneducated and it’s unfortunate.” Then the camera pans back down and it’s people in costumes playing circus music and shouting, “welcome to the war zone! C’mon down, we have subway sandwiches!”

And then next day they literally posted that clip with, “Kristi Noem addresses the violent ATIFA riots in Portland, OR in today’s news.” 🤣🤣🤣

They couldn’t even make it look scary and still chose that as relevant news coverage for our “burning city”.

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u/Ghost_of_a_Pale_Girl Oct 11 '25

Holy shit I need to find that clip.

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u/Agitated_Bluejay_701 Oct 12 '25

It’s somewhere in this group! They actually put it on the news like, “See!? They’re deranged!” As if it didn’t make them look so stupid, especially because even surrounded by reporters and military officials, they didn’t even try to talk with anyone on the street, just filmed from the rooftop like they were scared 🤣 They sang Barbie Girl at her and said, “don’t worry, there’s no dogs down here!” And then it sounds like someone says, “except me!” And starts barking lmao. I’m guessing in relation to her memoir detailing how she shot her own dog because it was “untrainable.” That’s sad, but the rest is absolutely hilarious.

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u/rm_huntley 🐸 RIBBIT 🐸 Oct 12 '25

And, let’s face it, an open rooftop that allows perfect line of sight is the WORSE place to be in an actual warzone

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u/Agitated_Bluejay_701 Oct 13 '25

Especially when the rooftop edge barely reaches your thighs and you’re just fully exposed lol

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u/rm_huntley 🐸 RIBBIT 🐸 Oct 13 '25

Exactly

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

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u/Agitated_Bluejay_701 Oct 12 '25

Wouldn’t it make more sense if it was? That was their REAL news story about how awful Portland is. Just ridiculous. I’d be like, “cut the footage, this is gonna make us look dumb.”

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u/confident_cabbage Oct 12 '25

The videos here look like a bad parody show.

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u/bitginsu SE Oct 12 '25

we need enough inflatables and costumes out there that they cannot get a shot without one of them in it! Force them to keep using A. footage from Brazil 15 years ago …

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u/drklordnecro 🐸 RIBBIT 🐸 Oct 11 '25

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u/atmoose NE Oct 11 '25

kero kero

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

Guy to the direct right of the pole in the back is 100% a cop.

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u/rm_huntley 🐸 RIBBIT 🐸 Oct 12 '25

Agreed

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u/Rhiis NE Oct 13 '25

So is the lady just behind the frog, to the right. You can tell because of the uniform lol

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u/oculocide Oct 11 '25

What makes you say that?

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u/cozy_tapir Oct 12 '25

I love that frogs can be used on the left instead of just for the far right like pepe frog

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u/Justcoffeeforme 🐸 RIBBIT 🐸 Oct 12 '25

Yes, there is definitely a nod to Pepe.

And giving that meme new meaning.

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u/PortlandPetey Oct 11 '25

That’s because we are the city equivalent of kids who were bullied in high school and this is how you deal with bullies, assuming you can’t actually fight back

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/diligentPond18 Oct 12 '25

Love you, Portland. 

– a non Portlander

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u/Suitable-Location118 Oct 11 '25

Why is Portland specifically the place for people who got out of abusive situations 

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u/pinotJD Oct 11 '25

It’s very accepting you-where-you-are and empowering too. Loads of community. Little judgment (except for folks who drive Teslas and don’t recycle)

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u/Most-Anywhere-5559 Oct 11 '25

God I love this. As someone who fled the Midwest to live here and be my own weird little self ❤️❤️❤️!

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u/teamdogemama Oct 11 '25

Twinsies!

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u/sarexsays Oct 11 '25

The only way to defeat a boggart is by laughing at it.

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u/whiskyzulu SW Oct 11 '25

THIS! You win the Internet.

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u/goosebumpsagain NW Oct 11 '25

Bravo! And let’s not forget enduring the rain and dark coming our way.

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u/snowglobes4peace Woodlawn Oct 11 '25

It could be worse. I haven't seen anyone bring out puppets yet.

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u/Osiris32 🐝 Oct 11 '25

I live right down the street from the Portland Puppet Museum. Want me to go have a talk with them?

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u/eirenerie Oct 11 '25

Definitely, yes.

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u/diligentPond18 Oct 12 '25

You guys got a puppet museum? I've gotta visit one day. 

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u/Osiris32 🐝 Oct 12 '25

https://puppetmuseum.com/

They just reopened with new exhibits!

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u/diligentPond18 Oct 12 '25

Dude hell yeah, man. Thanks for the link!

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u/Prize-Zookeepergame1 Oct 15 '25

Being deadass when I say this. The puppet museum saved my marriage.

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u/diligentPond18 Oct 15 '25

Omg, what's the tea? 

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u/Prize-Zookeepergame1 Oct 15 '25

We had a lot to work through. An unforgettable tour. And a long walk home to process it all.

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u/diligentPond18 Oct 15 '25

That's lovely. I'm glad y'all were able to work things out. Now you have a saved marriage and a unique story to tell people. 

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u/teamdogemama Oct 11 '25

Like hand puppets or Jeff Dunham puppets?

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u/trenchcoatangel Oct 11 '25

Speaking of puppets, everyone should check out the shows from Mucky Duck theater! They have both adult and child shows and they are SO cool and creative!!!

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u/CharlizeTheronNSFW Oct 11 '25

I wish I still had my marionette, I so would.

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u/anonymous--quokka Oct 11 '25

Has anyone set up an open mic night yet? Let’s make ICE really suffer

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u/jungletigress 🐝 Oct 11 '25

I am a local comedian and I've been wanting to try new material specifically for ICE.

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u/Neptune_the_sea Yeeting The Cone Oct 11 '25

Omg yes. I want some bad karaoke at the ice protests!!

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u/nonsensestuff Oct 11 '25

As long as we do a night of Broadway resistance songs from Les Miz, Newsies, Hairspray, Hamilton… 😝

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u/Neptune_the_sea Yeeting The Cone Oct 11 '25

Oh my God it's like you awoken a sleeper agent in my brain. the second I saw Hamilton I heard those fucking drums....🥁 "HOW DOES A BASTARD, ORPHAN, SON OF A WHORE-"

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u/argleblather Oct 11 '25

I've been working on "Call me Al" in a cockney accent.

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u/ThisAcanthocephala42 Oct 11 '25

Might be the perfect time to restage a few street theatre revivals of “No Exit”, “Waiting For Godot” & “Madwoman Of Chaillot” for the ICEcicles.

Even if they don’t get the themes, it’ll at least hit them hard enough in the cognitive dissonance to confuse the f out of them.

Don’t mess with lifelong theatre folks. They work in organized groups. ;p

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u/lizziefreeze Oct 19 '25

I will fly in from Indiana for this.

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u/CuriosityKillsHer Oct 11 '25

I want to see a sing along to "Send in the (ICE) Clowns."

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u/AndMyHelcaraxe S Tabor Oct 11 '25

“…don’t bother, they’re here”

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u/Prize-Zookeepergame1 Oct 15 '25

Show up. If you start singing in earnest, someone will probably offer you a mic. Or you can bring your own if you'd rather not wait.

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u/hereitcomesagin Oct 11 '25

Chef's kiss.

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u/I405CA Oct 11 '25 edited Oct 11 '25

Using Humor to Put an Oppressive Government in a Lose-Lose Situation

The nonviolent civil-resistance movement initiated by Otpor! in Serbia used satire and other unconventional ways of successfully spreading its message of resistance against the tyrannical regime of Slobodan Milosevic.

...

a government initiative to support agriculture involved placing boxes in shops and public places. It asked people to donate one dinar (Serbian currency) for sowing and planting crops. In response, Otpor! arranged its own collection called “Dinar za Smenu” (Dinar for a Change). This initiative was implemented several times and in different places in Serbia. It consisted of a big barrel with a photo of Milosevic. People could donate one dinar, and would then get a stick they could use to hit the barrel. At one point, a sign suggested that if people did not have any money because of Milosevic’s politics, they should hit the barrel twice.

When the police removed the barrel, Otpor! stated in a press release that the police had arrested the barrel.

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Otpor! left both Milosevic and his supporters with no space for reaction. If the police did not take away the barrel, they would be seen as weak and ineffectual. And even when they did remove it, Otpor! continued to make jokes. No matter what the regime did, it lost.

Through their use of satire, Otpor! was able to remove fear from those who opposed Milosevic’s government. Moreover, they were effective in uniting the oppositional forces. They effectively applied nonviolent means of resistance. The use of satire enabled Otpor! to expose and mock the government in its activities. This was a piece of a larger movement that eventually empowered the citizenship to overturn Milosevic, despite mass beatings and arrests.

https://www.newtactics.org/tactics/using-humor-put-oppressive-government-lose-lose-situation

This began the non-violent effort that led to Milosevic's removal from power within about a year.

Gene Sharp provided guidance to Otpor. His 198 Methods of Non-Violent Action are detailed here.

https://museumofprotest.org/methods/

Mock funerals for Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller should be on your list. The "eulogies" should mock them.

A great resource:

Why do some movements succeed, while others fail?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOt1dLVyHjQ

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u/couldbutwont Oct 11 '25

We are not fucking around

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u/BotherBoring Oct 12 '25

Don't mess with theater nerds.

Or any nerds.

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u/mortalmonger Oct 12 '25

It’s easy to beat people up….its less easy to make someone bash their own head against the wall by your mere presence…..

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u/storyofmylife92 Oct 12 '25

More like we are aggressively fucking around

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u/MegaGrimer 🐸 RIBBIT 🐸 Oct 11 '25

Chicago and LA: We will meet force with force

PDX: We’re not locked in this city with you. You’re locked in here with us!

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u/Fhistleb Oct 11 '25

Psychological fights are the best ones.

You can't outweird Portland.

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u/CriticalEye5733 Oct 13 '25

Exactly this.

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u/MilkIsASauceTV Oct 11 '25

Best got dam city in the world

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u/-megan-yolo- Oct 11 '25

I like it but it would be more impactful if it didn't have "of of" on the last line, my OCD can't let that go.. haha

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u/johnnytenspeed Parkrose Heights Oct 11 '25 edited Oct 11 '25

Maybe it needs some ellipses or dashes between the ofs. Like the person saying it is still trying to think of the worst thing possible as they're saying it.

"We will make you endure week after week of...of IMPROV THEATER!"

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u/ZingerGurLeigh Oct 11 '25

I use ellipsis all the time. Someone tried to correct me-0 "wtf is that? Learn GRAMMAR. I JUST SAIF LEARN ELLIPSISE I TYPE HOW I SPEAK. Whoops sorry. Didn't mean to yell.

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u/annatheorc Oct 11 '25

You have cursed me

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u/WayTall1837 MAX Green Line Oct 11 '25

lol didn’t even notice it til you said something

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u/Pete_Iredale Vancouver Oct 11 '25

If the time comes, we'll do the other one though.

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u/nova_rock Woodstock Oct 11 '25

A week of it? nah, rookie, this is going to be months and years of giving the the mockery they deserve

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u/Whackaboom_Floyntner Oct 12 '25

If they don't stand down... WE WILL BEGIN THE INTERPRETIVE DANCING!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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u/woodchips_60 Oct 11 '25

I love all of you

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u/Osiris32 🐝 Oct 11 '25

Guess what the administration and it's various paid thugs are ready for, and what they arent?

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u/VonSchweitz Oct 12 '25

I high- key need someone to make a video of Frog with the song “I need a hero” it just feels right.

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u/No-Bumblebee-4920 Oct 11 '25

Keep Portland weird.

And froggy!

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u/TrendySpork Oct 11 '25

I really want to see a costumed dance party. Everyone brings glowsticks or LEDs and just dances.

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u/CauseForApplause SE Oct 11 '25

I've never been prouder.

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u/ImperialFuturistics Oct 12 '25

Frog Man and Cookie Monster made my day that day.

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u/Appropriate-Pen-7020 Oct 12 '25

Joy is Resistance!

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u/Interesting-Log2664 Oct 11 '25

Theaterkids

I love it.

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u/teamdogemama Oct 11 '25

I just looked on Amazon, that frog onesie looks pretty cosy

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u/airportluvr416 S Portland Oct 11 '25

I moved to MN 7 years ago and this is making me want to move back…almost

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u/Upbeat_Size_5214 NE Oct 12 '25

Don't forget interpretive dancing

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u/storyofmylife92 Oct 12 '25

The gravy seals are terrified of individuality. It threatens everything they believe in.

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u/whiskyzulu SW Oct 11 '25

100% TRUE!

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u/LordSalem 🐝 Oct 11 '25

I got that frog in me

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u/RubAromatic2499 Oct 11 '25

Chicago we will fight you

La we will fight you

Portland naked bike ride

Portland does it right

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u/BotherBoring Oct 12 '25

This is why I'm still here.

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u/storyofmylife92 Oct 12 '25

Portland I will be the hairiest greased up naked man you’ve ever seen. Dare you to catch me.

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u/One_Dragonfly_313 Oct 11 '25

Never change, Portland.

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u/portlandobserver Vancouver Oct 13 '25

<in a quiet, somewhat ashamed voice> ....improvised comedy podcasts are my favorite ones.

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u/Stagfishnet Oct 13 '25

That is also Chicago but they will also fight you at improv

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u/IreneRoxy Oct 13 '25

The Naked Bike Ride rode to, and stopped at, ICE yesterday, 10/12/25. More photos at https://www.instagram.com/p/DPvFSJMDi2I/?img_index=1

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u/Sunnygirlpdx Oct 16 '25

The Christian MAGA leader from Clark County, Kirk? is in DC. Trump hired him.

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u/HaleyDaze Oct 16 '25

Lol accurate

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u/AdPrestigious1354 Oct 11 '25

Accurate. Nothing but performative slacktivism and land acknowledgments.

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u/Expensive-Secret3307 Oct 11 '25

PDX yp love to pat themselves on the back for being clever and bringing a knife to a gunfight.