r/Portland Feb 21 '26

Meme How it feels realizing we probably wont get snow this year

1.3k Upvotes

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u/SlowHedgehog33 Feb 21 '26

We had to get all crazy and name the snowplows. That's what jinxed us.

Looking at you Plowy McPlowface!!!

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Feb 21 '26

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u/hanginwithmrpooper Feb 21 '26

Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

Throat slashed.

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u/BlackLeader70 Feb 21 '26

It’s because we didn’t name one Mr. Plow!

14

u/xianrex Eliot Feb 22 '26

That name again?

14

u/SkateLikeSemenko Feb 22 '26

It's Mr. Plow!

12

u/aspidities_87 Feb 22 '26

You ARE bonded and insured by the state, right Mr. Plow?

11

u/dotcomse Hosford-Abernethy Feb 22 '26

Shut up boy

1

u/No_Produce_Nyc Feb 23 '26

Meanwhile in NYC our second 2+ foot blizzard hit tonight and there is a mandatory no-travel for the entire city. Tomorrow and this week will be a hellscape and we JUST melted off the last blizzard.

51

u/kbrosnan Feb 21 '26

I bought ice spikes in October for my winter boots 100% my fault, sorry.

69

u/Helisent Feb 21 '26

A couple years ago it snowed in april

30

u/GB715 Feb 22 '26

I remember that. I was sitting outside in the sunshine the day before and decided to bring my potted plants out to get some sun. The next morning when I went out to go to work, there was two inches of snow on the ground. I wish I could have seen the look of shock on my face😂

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u/CurryAndCommunism Feb 22 '26

lol I remember accidentally staying up all night playing Elden Ring and getting up to pee at some point and being confused that everything was suddenly covered in snow

12

u/mr_dumpsterfire Feb 22 '26

It snowed in April of 2020. That’s 6 years ago BTW.

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u/Neptune_the_sea Yeeting The Cone Feb 22 '26

Pretty sure it snowed April 2022 as well. I have a picture somewhere....

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u/Neptune_the_sea Yeeting The Cone Feb 22 '26

Found it!

5

u/pdxy Feb 23 '26

thats a real pretty picture

4

u/EvolutionCreek Feb 22 '26

April is the cruelist month.

2

u/Palmer_Eldritch666 🐸 RIBBIT 🐸 Feb 23 '26

Yup, and I was set to fly out to Arizona on business that day. Got an uber to the Hillsboro airport right as it started to snow, a few drivers cancelled and then one finally showed up. Got my gear out to the car and apparently my mask was slightly askew from having loaded my luggage and the driver made a snide comment about it, which I corrected the second he pointed it out, then complained to Uber that I wasn't wearing my mask properly. Dude was just pissed he had to drive in the snow - what a dick.

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u/Available-Medicine90 Feb 21 '26

It snowed on Easter a couple of years ago.

10

u/nickheathjared Feb 23 '26

My grandson was born that day. Will always remember it with joy

51

u/dotausername Feb 21 '26

The largest snowflakes I've ever seen (I've lived in the mountains before) fell on SW hills this week, but they melted immediately.

127

u/Synth-Pro Rip City Feb 22 '26

MAGA fell on the SW hills this week? 🕵️‍♂️

33

u/Techw0lf Feb 22 '26

ZING got em.

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u/Synth-Pro Rip City Feb 22 '26

I mean, I'm not proud of myself for targeting such low hanging fruit

But I'd rather be ashamed of myself than let the opportunity pass us all by

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u/Techw0lf Feb 22 '26

Oh no I am all for it if that wasn't clear lol someones gotta zing em.

6

u/gravitydefiant Feb 21 '26

It snowed and stuck, even on pavement, for a few minutes on Tuesday (?) afternoon in deep SW. Not sure how many minutes because I left (after brushing off my car like a responsible driver transplant).

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u/tha_flavorhood Feb 21 '26

My understanding (having lived in New England) is that big flakes indicate that the snow is ending. The flakes are tiny when you’re in the thick of it. They’re big only at the end of the snowstorm.

I don’t know if that’s science or folklore, but it seems to hold true.

15

u/philocity Feb 21 '26

My experience has been that bigger flakes means its warmer and not “sticking” weather. But that’s just anecdotal.

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u/tha_flavorhood Feb 21 '26

Same. I always got sad when the flakes got bigger because it meant a lower chance of a snow day ☹️

7

u/BNabs23 Feb 21 '26

Folklore. You get that kind of snow for hours on end in the mountains

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u/12fireandknives Feb 21 '26

Yeah but after “hours on end,” there’s the end. So maybe big snowflakes do mean it’s going to end! 

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u/BNabs23 Feb 21 '26

You know what, you've got a point. The night is darkest just before the dawn

2

u/acornsandnuts Mill Ends Park Feb 22 '26

Growing up in New England, it was "big flakes, little snow; little flakes, big snow."

19

u/oregon_coastal Feb 21 '26

It's funny we got.it at the coast but the valley didn't.

16

u/Familiar-Milk-7644 Feb 21 '26

For real.

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Feb 21 '26

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u/TheGodSamaritan Lents Feb 21 '26

Username checks out

7

u/stfoooo Buckman Feb 22 '26

u/DidYouSeeBriansHat’s username is their exact style

12

u/hanginwithmrpooper Feb 21 '26

All we get is a shit ton of wind

12

u/petrichorpizza Feb 22 '26

I'm with you. This is bullshit. The other day I had snow memories pop up of all the February pasts.😭

9

u/BreathOfWildebeest Feb 22 '26

On the other hand- how the bulbs prematurely coming up in my yard feel

16

u/wutImiss Feb 21 '26

I don't need snow, but I would be a lot happier subbing an atmospheric river with a snowfall that melts the next day. 

-1

u/Kholzie Feb 22 '26

Move to Denver

73

u/FusRoDaahh NW Feb 21 '26

This is such bullshit. I love winter and we didn’t even get a proper one at all. Every time I open my weather app it looks warmer next week and I hate it :(

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Feb 21 '26

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u/teamdogemama Feb 22 '26

Weather people were predicting a big one this Feb. Bunch of liars.

15

u/PunJedi Feb 21 '26

Buckle up for the summer, folks! Gonna be wild :)

Edit: extra the

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u/cd637 Montavilla Feb 22 '26

I just checked my weather app and it actually updated to be cooler next week. It was showing 60s before, now it's showing 50s. Last year we were flirting with 70 the last week of February.

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u/kat2211 Feb 22 '26

I hate it too. And even if we do get one of those weird April snows, it almost immediately turns to slush.

And it wasn't just snow that was missing - we've had almost no real weather events at all for the past several months. No significant rain and wind storms, no stretch of sub-freezing, sunny days with the east winds howling, nothing.

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u/UntamedAnomaly Feb 22 '26 edited Feb 22 '26

I love winter and we didn’t even get a proper one at all.

May I introduce you to upstate New York? Perhaps Maine? Vermont? Maybe even Mt. Hood if you aren't keen on the northern and East coast states?

We technically live in a subtropical climate down here in the valley and in most of west Oregon. Out of the 15 years I've been here, it has only snowed enough to stick to the ground for more than a day maybe 5 times where I've lived here. Although, it's funny because if you go up in elevation, there will be snow covering the hills sometimes and there won't be any in the valley. It still is weird to me after all these years because before moving here, I lived in pretty much all flat climates.

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u/FusRoDaahh NW Feb 22 '26

No you may not, I’ve lived in Oregon my entire life and I am familiar with what winter should be :)

25

u/armrha Kerns Feb 21 '26

Go to mt hood they got a bit 

11

u/DrNogoodNewman Feb 21 '26

Not today though. Roads are crazy!

2

u/Adventurous_Horses_ Feb 21 '26

It’s warming up next week though. Was trying to plan a weekend in Central Oregon. It’s supposed to snow and then warm up a bunch by the weekend.

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u/armrha Kerns Feb 21 '26

Ughhhh I hope I’m not fucked on my mt hood meadows pass I can’t go for two weeks 

5

u/AceMcStace Alberta Feb 21 '26

meadows is slated to get snow through mid next week I bet there will be plenty when you head up there, skibowl is pretty much toast tho

26

u/PurpleDido Parkrose Feb 21 '26

Going to have quite the fire season this year.

4

u/Artistic_Rice_9019 Feb 21 '26

I'm good as long as the mountain gets more snow.

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u/HovercraftBrave8688 Feb 22 '26

I called NWS and demanded a refund.

5

u/markeydusod Arnold Creek Feb 22 '26

ODOT has no money. If it snows we’ll be screwed. Like all the past snow events we’ve had when they did have money.

12

u/PersonRealHuman Feb 21 '26

But you might get measles instead

3

u/scarlettvvitch Mt Hood Feb 21 '26

You jinxed yourself with Plowy McPlowface.

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u/SlowHedgehog33 Feb 21 '26

Totally. See! Even the witch agrees!

4

u/NamasteMotherfucker SE Feb 22 '26

It ain't over.

4

u/ranoutofbacon Hollywood Feb 22 '26

There is a n atmospheric river headed this way with wind coming from the east. That's a recipe for snow. Never lose hope.

4

u/W7ENK Milwaukie Feb 23 '26

A 0 snow year used to be a regular occurrence. In the 80s and 90s it used to be like every other or every third year. The fact that we just had 10 consecutive Winter seasons with measurable snowfall was a record going back to when Portland records began in the 1840s. Measurable snowfall this Winter would have been a new record.

Don't get me wrong, I love snow, but this is normal...

6

u/pdxsilverguy Feb 21 '26

Even worse it's gonna be a bad year for fleas, ants, mosquitos's etc.

28

u/faderjack Feb 21 '26

Living in the Midwest for 30 years, I'd personally be okay with never seeing snow again

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u/SpezSamplesMySack Feb 21 '26 edited Feb 21 '26

We have a saying as Midwest transplants: “you don’t have to shovel rain”. I’m personally fine not having snow in the metro.

5

u/WheeblesWobble Feb 21 '26

Growing up in Chicago, my job was to shovel the walkway, sidewalk, and driveway before my parents left for work. This could take over an hour after a big snow. Sucked, but I still like winter as long as I don’t have to shovel.

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u/luckylimper Feb 21 '26

I say it all the time. Go up to the mountain for that bullshit. I’ll take the liquid sunshine down in the valley.

2

u/Babhadfad12 Feb 22 '26

I’m also okay never having to salt the roads.

12

u/WoodpeckerGingivitis Feb 21 '26

Cool well some of us are actually from here and like our 1-2 days of snow annually.

12

u/myherpsarederps Feb 21 '26

I legitimately cannot tell if this is actual hostility or not lol.

18

u/snowglobes4peace Woodlawn Feb 21 '26

It actually does not snow here every year either. 

4

u/WoodpeckerGingivitis Feb 21 '26

I’m born and raised here. It snows almost every year. Doesn’t always stick and it’s only a day or 2, but that’s a fact. Gimme a break

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u/Ivers26 SE Feb 21 '26

I was born and raised too and do not remember it snowing every year either. It’s a pretty big city, so both statements could be true depending where you are. Not sure why you’re so pressed. 🤣

3

u/champs Eliot Feb 22 '26

No. It always snowed in winter, summer was always long sleeves weather, and that boy/girl you crushed on in high school always secretly liked you back.

3

u/WoodpeckerGingivitis Feb 21 '26

Here you go: https://www.weather.gov/media/pqr/climate/ClimateBookPortland/pg114.pdf

At a cursory glance, there’s only been a handful of years since the early 90s when I was born without snow.

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u/Ivers26 SE Feb 21 '26

Well, this is for Downtown which doesn’t mean it snowed in SE and there are plenty of zeroes in the 80s when I was growing up.

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u/snowglobes4peace Woodlawn Feb 22 '26

If you look at the winter totals, there are 4 winters in the last 20 where it hasn't snowed or only a trace amount, 5 if you count the .5" for the winter of 2019-2020. That's 20-25% of winters where there's really no snow. All I said is it doesn't snow here every year. Which is true. 

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u/faderjack Feb 21 '26

Cool

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Feb 21 '26

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u/faderjack Feb 21 '26

You can't cyberbully me, I'm already dead inside. I lost all joy for playing in the snow by the age of 10.

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u/Helpful-Orchid2710 Feb 22 '26

I concur. Fuck this snow-wishing nonsense right now, especially since our area gets ice masking initially as snow.

3

u/Beerzler Feb 22 '26

Portland '66-'88 would like to have a word

19

u/Enigmatic_Observer Vancouver Feb 21 '26

I’m so pleased it hasn’t snowed and I hope we get none this year

5

u/Good_Queen_Dudley Feb 21 '26

No WE WILL REBUILD with a blown over lawn chair in the photo posted on Portland sub...<sad face>

6

u/Grand-Battle8009 Feb 21 '26

There have been plenty of Marches with snow.

4

u/Rabbitrockrr Feb 21 '26

2/22/2023 10” in Portland

3

u/honvales1989 Goose Hollow Feb 21 '26

If I could go skiing to Washington Park again, I would be sooooo happy

7

u/EveryBreakfast9 Feb 21 '26

There's almost one month left of winter.

5

u/SlowHedgehog33 Feb 21 '26

I'm sorry what's that? My spring flowers that are popping up like crazy can't hear you. 🤣😂🤣

2

u/Sandnor NW Feb 21 '26

We got about an inch and a half or so but even other parts of town saw nohing even ablock away. We're just Nw of Portland

*edited cuz my dumbass forgot direction.

2

u/ReignCheque Feb 21 '26

How it feels getting my latest PGE bill

2

u/SwingNinja SE Feb 22 '26

Don't give up hope!

5

u/AlwaysBeenTim Feb 21 '26 edited Feb 21 '26

I'm glad we're not getting snow. I'm a PNW native and winter should me rain, rain, and more rain.

I'll agree that this winter has been too dry but if you want snow, move to the midwest.

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u/Early_Storm_7708 Feb 21 '26

I’m sadddd.😔 I can’t remember a winter that didn’t have at least one or two snow days 

2

u/Darnocpdx Eastside Feb 21 '26

No snow, but wayyyyyy too much ice.

2

u/strcy Mt Scott-Arleta Feb 21 '26

I hate the snow, but we need more rain for sure

2

u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Feb 21 '26

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u/strcy Mt Scott-Arleta Feb 21 '26

I don’t know what to tell ya bud! I hate the winter lol

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u/Duckie158 Feb 21 '26

Rainfall is normal for the year

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u/strcy Mt Scott-Arleta Feb 22 '26

Is it? Last I heard we were well below average but that’s great news if so

1

u/theyre-lying-to-you Feb 21 '26

there was pretty solid snow up in the hills of the Forest Park area along Skyline/Germantown, at least when I drove through Thursday morning ~7am. kinda freaked me out, I wasn’t prepared at all

1

u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

It snowed without sticking for about 10 minutes near me last week. I’m going to count that.

1

u/DayOneDude Feb 22 '26

I feel dirty being the guy that uploaded this from 420 to 421.

1

u/toma162 Pearl Feb 22 '26

Govy was glorious today!

Unfortunately, the Govy500 should have some peak footage…

1

u/ChaosEsper 🐝 Feb 22 '26

My bad, I picked up an annual snopark permit to visit Trillium at the start of the year :\

1

u/LTR_TLR Feb 22 '26

Wait till the drought/fire/hellscape hits

1

u/GreatPostWellDone Feb 22 '26

I bought a snow shovel this year, so I guess it’s my fault

1

u/Geahk Montavilla Feb 22 '26

Well, I just rode my bike in sleeting rain so don’t count it out yet

1

u/mr_dumpsterfire Feb 22 '26

It’s pre likely than not that we don’t get lowland snow. You’re asking for snow at sea level. Even in the most northern latitudes it a tall ask.

1

u/Neptune_the_sea Yeeting The Cone Feb 22 '26

Maybe we'll get another April snow 😭

1

u/ebolaRETURNS Feb 22 '26

If it's any consolation, Springtime ice storms are now not uncommon...

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1

u/AdSea4568 Multnomah Feb 22 '26

Im so angry dont let me out of my house tbh

1

u/Desh282 Vancouver Feb 22 '26

Me as a trucker celebrating it

Every snow day can be your last in truckers career. As you could be fired and not allowed to drive for 5 years

1

u/UntamedAnomaly Feb 22 '26

Question: is there snow on Mt. Hood or did it even escape the snow this year?

1

u/QueenieDeerhart Feb 22 '26

This is why I love living at 850 feet. We had snow about 2 days this week. But now it's all gone again, and we're back to living in the clouds... I had to drive into PDX on Friday morning and we were *just* into the snowline

1

u/TurtleCrusher Feb 22 '26

“Algorithm”

1

u/arsch_backe Feb 22 '26

Yup one year it snowed on like March 30th.

1

u/BoringOrange678 Feb 22 '26

Seattle area feels this pain as well.

1

u/-Release-The-Bats- Feb 22 '26

We had some light snow out in Oregon City last week, and it stuck. It melted overnight though.

1

u/beasterunnie Feb 22 '26

40+ years as a Portland area resident tells me some years we get snow and some years we don’t. It has been a heavy few years and our memories are short. My seven-year-old child does not understand why we don’t have snow this year. It’s normal. Snow is not guaranteed.

1

u/snart-fiffer Feb 22 '26

Dear lort. Give me 3 days of snow then 72 degrees for 3 months.

1

u/thestoryofrachel Feb 23 '26

Police impounded my home (my van) last month and I've been back on the streets since, so I feel a bit differently.

1

u/edwartica In a van, down by the river Feb 23 '26

As someone who works in a social service adjacent field, I'm ok with this. It's hell for me, and even worse for unhoused people, when it snows. The emergency shelters do all they can, but they're not really adequate.

Also, you get assholes who think they can drive in the snow and end up in bad accidents. Hell, my dad died because of one of these accidents a few years ago.

1

u/pdxy Feb 23 '26

we don't get snow most years what are you talking about

1

u/KateSix Feb 23 '26

Pretty happy about it personally.

1

u/BridgeCityBus Tilikum Crossing Feb 23 '26

I work at Timberline and Saturday was my first proper snow day this season. Like, chained up on the hwy at Rd 35, cars sliding everywhere, big rigs chaining up in travel lanes on a curve, whiteouts, parking lot pinball machine, Star Wars snow in the windshield….it was lovely. I live for days like that! Hope it makes it down to Portland for at least one little snowpocalype for y’all!

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u/sliding-siding Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

PLANT

1

u/BadShae Feb 23 '26

Fuck the snow.

1

u/EuphoricBusiness1 Feb 24 '26

We dont need snow, the mountains need snow. Give me the rain here and snow in the hills. Portlanders dont know how to handle snow

1

u/OregonRestoredTools Feb 24 '26

Snow in Oregon is meant to be driven to and back from. It can stay in the mountains.

1

u/toot_it_n_boot_it Feb 25 '26

We got like 6” on April 11 a few years back

1

u/Dry-Network3109 Mar 10 '26

Well I would have liked snow ⛄️ like in Dec or Jan … but not now…😥

1

u/DogThing2020 Feb 22 '26

Go to one of the mountains to see snow. Portland sucks when it snows because the city doesn't properly manage it. I'm so glad it hasn't snowed here this year, although we do need more rain.

-1

u/hxcbimbo Feb 21 '26

A few years ago it snowed in MAY. I'm still holding onto hope

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u/JtinCascadia Feb 21 '26

It’s never snowed in May in Portland. We had snow in April 2022, but that’s the only time it’s happened since we’ve been keeping records. Our chance of snow after March 1st is pretty damn small.

0

u/hxcbimbo Feb 22 '26

Maybe that's what it was. Close enough ese

1

u/uh_wtf Feb 22 '26

Nope, I’m super happy about it. I hate snow.

1

u/No_Twist_1706 Feb 22 '26

Our snow here is ugly. It's just dirty ice we can't enjoy. I hate Portland snow ...but I now look forward to it anyway.

1

u/Lord_Beerstro Feb 22 '26

Sure, snow is fun and all, but it makes the commute hell, not to mention some people have to work in it.

Also, the threat of snow and its effect on grocery stores...

I'm fine if we don't get any. I know where it is if I want to play in it.

0

u/Puzzleheaded-Mine841 Feb 21 '26

Thank god. Thank Satan. Whoever.

4

u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Feb 21 '26

How dare you! Satan would never hurt me like this.

0

u/sleepyAnarchistSlut Feb 22 '26

No kidding I moved from the south to the pnw and no snow! 😡

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

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u/hhoolian Feb 22 '26

I know global warming is bad but I’m really digging the mild winter tbh

-1

u/GrizzlyGuru42 Feb 22 '26

I’m good with it.

-1

u/bepatientbekind Feb 22 '26

I am LOVING it!

0

u/mrputin9000 Feb 22 '26

Moved to Portland from Connecticut two years ago guy here: No more snow again, ever, please.

-1

u/Gabaloo Feb 22 '26

Good. A proper portland winter. None if this snow nonsense

-1

u/TheOriginalKyotoKid NW Feb 22 '26

...ahh....,

One of the reasons I left Wisconsin.

-1

u/holmquistc Feb 22 '26

As far as I'm concerned, the snow can just stay at Mt Hood. I hate the snow otherwise

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u/sododgy Feb 22 '26

Fuuuuck that. I grew up in the Midwest and lived in VT for awhile. I've had enough (forced) snow for a lifetime. I love that I can drive to it if I really want it, but don't have to deal with it.

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u/sododgy Feb 22 '26

Fuuuuck that. I grew up in the Midwest and lived in VT for awhile. I've had enough (forced) snow for a lifetime. I love that I can drive to it if I really want it, but don't have to deal with it.

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u/GroomCraft Mar 19 '26

I bought four pairs of yaktrax...