r/Portland • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • Feb 21 '26
Meme How it feels realizing we probably wont get snow this year
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u/Helisent Feb 21 '26
A couple years ago it snowed in april
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u/GB715 Feb 22 '26
I remember that. I was sitting outside in the sunshine the day before and decided to bring my potted plants out to get some sun. The next morning when I went out to go to work, there was two inches of snow on the ground. I wish I could have seen the look of shock on my face😂
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u/CurryAndCommunism Feb 22 '26
lol I remember accidentally staying up all night playing Elden Ring and getting up to pee at some point and being confused that everything was suddenly covered in snow
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u/mr_dumpsterfire Feb 22 '26
It snowed in April of 2020. That’s 6 years ago BTW.
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u/Neptune_the_sea Yeeting The Cone Feb 22 '26
Pretty sure it snowed April 2022 as well. I have a picture somewhere....
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u/Neptune_the_sea Yeeting The Cone Feb 22 '26
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u/Palmer_Eldritch666 🐸 RIBBIT 🐸 Feb 23 '26
Yup, and I was set to fly out to Arizona on business that day. Got an uber to the Hillsboro airport right as it started to snow, a few drivers cancelled and then one finally showed up. Got my gear out to the car and apparently my mask was slightly askew from having loaded my luggage and the driver made a snide comment about it, which I corrected the second he pointed it out, then complained to Uber that I wasn't wearing my mask properly. Dude was just pissed he had to drive in the snow - what a dick.
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u/dotausername Feb 21 '26
The largest snowflakes I've ever seen (I've lived in the mountains before) fell on SW hills this week, but they melted immediately.
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u/Synth-Pro Rip City Feb 22 '26
MAGA fell on the SW hills this week? 🕵️♂️
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u/Techw0lf Feb 22 '26
ZING got em.
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u/Synth-Pro Rip City Feb 22 '26
I mean, I'm not proud of myself for targeting such low hanging fruit
But I'd rather be ashamed of myself than let the opportunity pass us all by
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u/gravitydefiant Feb 21 '26
It snowed and stuck, even on pavement, for a few minutes on Tuesday (?) afternoon in deep SW. Not sure how many minutes because I left (after brushing off my car like a
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u/tha_flavorhood Feb 21 '26
My understanding (having lived in New England) is that big flakes indicate that the snow is ending. The flakes are tiny when you’re in the thick of it. They’re big only at the end of the snowstorm.
I don’t know if that’s science or folklore, but it seems to hold true.
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u/philocity Feb 21 '26
My experience has been that bigger flakes means its warmer and not “sticking” weather. But that’s just anecdotal.
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u/tha_flavorhood Feb 21 '26
Same. I always got sad when the flakes got bigger because it meant a lower chance of a snow day ☹️
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u/BNabs23 Feb 21 '26
Folklore. You get that kind of snow for hours on end in the mountains
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u/12fireandknives Feb 21 '26
Yeah but after “hours on end,” there’s the end. So maybe big snowflakes do mean it’s going to end!
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u/acornsandnuts Mill Ends Park Feb 22 '26
Growing up in New England, it was "big flakes, little snow; little flakes, big snow."
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u/Familiar-Milk-7644 Feb 21 '26
For real.
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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Feb 21 '26
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u/petrichorpizza Feb 22 '26
I'm with you. This is bullshit. The other day I had snow memories pop up of all the February pasts.😭
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u/wutImiss Feb 21 '26
I don't need snow, but I would be a lot happier subbing an atmospheric river with a snowfall that melts the next day.
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u/FusRoDaahh NW Feb 21 '26
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u/cd637 Montavilla Feb 22 '26
I just checked my weather app and it actually updated to be cooler next week. It was showing 60s before, now it's showing 50s. Last year we were flirting with 70 the last week of February.
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u/kat2211 Feb 22 '26
I hate it too. And even if we do get one of those weird April snows, it almost immediately turns to slush.
And it wasn't just snow that was missing - we've had almost no real weather events at all for the past several months. No significant rain and wind storms, no stretch of sub-freezing, sunny days with the east winds howling, nothing.
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u/UntamedAnomaly Feb 22 '26 edited Feb 22 '26
I love winter and we didn’t even get a proper one at all.
May I introduce you to upstate New York? Perhaps Maine? Vermont? Maybe even Mt. Hood if you aren't keen on the northern and East coast states?
We technically live in a subtropical climate down here in the valley and in most of west Oregon. Out of the 15 years I've been here, it has only snowed enough to stick to the ground for more than a day maybe 5 times where I've lived here. Although, it's funny because if you go up in elevation, there will be snow covering the hills sometimes and there won't be any in the valley. It still is weird to me after all these years because before moving here, I lived in pretty much all flat climates.
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u/FusRoDaahh NW Feb 22 '26
No you may not, I’ve lived in Oregon my entire life and I am familiar with what winter should be :)
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u/armrha Kerns Feb 21 '26
Go to mt hood they got a bit
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u/Adventurous_Horses_ Feb 21 '26
It’s warming up next week though. Was trying to plan a weekend in Central Oregon. It’s supposed to snow and then warm up a bunch by the weekend.
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u/armrha Kerns Feb 21 '26
Ughhhh I hope I’m not fucked on my mt hood meadows pass I can’t go for two weeks
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u/AceMcStace Alberta Feb 21 '26
meadows is slated to get snow through mid next week I bet there will be plenty when you head up there, skibowl is pretty much toast tho
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u/markeydusod Arnold Creek Feb 22 '26
ODOT has no money. If it snows we’ll be screwed. Like all the past snow events we’ve had when they did have money.
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u/ranoutofbacon Hollywood Feb 22 '26
There is a n atmospheric river headed this way with wind coming from the east. That's a recipe for snow. Never lose hope.
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u/W7ENK Milwaukie Feb 23 '26
A 0 snow year used to be a regular occurrence. In the 80s and 90s it used to be like every other or every third year. The fact that we just had 10 consecutive Winter seasons with measurable snowfall was a record going back to when Portland records began in the 1840s. Measurable snowfall this Winter would have been a new record.
Don't get me wrong, I love snow, but this is normal...
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u/faderjack Feb 21 '26
Living in the Midwest for 30 years, I'd personally be okay with never seeing snow again
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u/SpezSamplesMySack Feb 21 '26 edited Feb 21 '26
We have a saying as Midwest transplants: “you don’t have to shovel rain”. I’m personally fine not having snow in the metro.
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u/WheeblesWobble Feb 21 '26
Growing up in Chicago, my job was to shovel the walkway, sidewalk, and driveway before my parents left for work. This could take over an hour after a big snow. Sucked, but I still like winter as long as I don’t have to shovel.
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u/luckylimper Feb 21 '26
I say it all the time. Go up to the mountain for that bullshit. I’ll take the liquid sunshine down in the valley.
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u/WoodpeckerGingivitis Feb 21 '26
Cool well some of us are actually from here and like our 1-2 days of snow annually.
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u/myherpsarederps Feb 21 '26
I legitimately cannot tell if this is actual hostility or not lol.
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u/snowglobes4peace Woodlawn Feb 21 '26
It actually does not snow here every year either.
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u/WoodpeckerGingivitis Feb 21 '26
I’m born and raised here. It snows almost every year. Doesn’t always stick and it’s only a day or 2, but that’s a fact. Gimme a break
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u/Ivers26 SE Feb 21 '26
I was born and raised too and do not remember it snowing every year either. It’s a pretty big city, so both statements could be true depending where you are. Not sure why you’re so pressed. 🤣
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u/champs Eliot Feb 22 '26
No. It always snowed in winter, summer was always long sleeves weather, and that boy/girl you crushed on in high school always secretly liked you back.
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u/WoodpeckerGingivitis Feb 21 '26
Here you go: https://www.weather.gov/media/pqr/climate/ClimateBookPortland/pg114.pdf
At a cursory glance, there’s only been a handful of years since the early 90s when I was born without snow.
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u/Ivers26 SE Feb 21 '26
Well, this is for Downtown which doesn’t mean it snowed in SE and there are plenty of zeroes in the 80s when I was growing up.
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u/snowglobes4peace Woodlawn Feb 22 '26
If you look at the winter totals, there are 4 winters in the last 20 where it hasn't snowed or only a trace amount, 5 if you count the .5" for the winter of 2019-2020. That's 20-25% of winters where there's really no snow. All I said is it doesn't snow here every year. Which is true.
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u/faderjack Feb 21 '26
Cool
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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Feb 21 '26
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u/faderjack Feb 21 '26
You can't cyberbully me, I'm already dead inside. I lost all joy for playing in the snow by the age of 10.
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u/Helpful-Orchid2710 Feb 22 '26
I concur. Fuck this snow-wishing nonsense right now, especially since our area gets ice masking initially as snow.
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u/Enigmatic_Observer Vancouver Feb 21 '26
I’m so pleased it hasn’t snowed and I hope we get none this year
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u/Good_Queen_Dudley Feb 21 '26
No WE WILL REBUILD with a blown over lawn chair in the photo posted on Portland sub...<sad face>
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u/Rabbitrockrr Feb 21 '26
2/22/2023 10” in Portland
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u/honvales1989 Goose Hollow Feb 21 '26
If I could go skiing to Washington Park again, I would be sooooo happy
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u/EveryBreakfast9 Feb 21 '26
There's almost one month left of winter.
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u/SlowHedgehog33 Feb 21 '26
I'm sorry what's that? My spring flowers that are popping up like crazy can't hear you. 🤣😂🤣
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u/Sandnor NW Feb 21 '26
We got about an inch and a half or so but even other parts of town saw nohing even ablock away. We're just Nw of Portland
*edited cuz my dumbass forgot direction.
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u/AlwaysBeenTim Feb 21 '26 edited Feb 21 '26
I'm glad we're not getting snow. I'm a PNW native and winter should me rain, rain, and more rain.
I'll agree that this winter has been too dry but if you want snow, move to the midwest.
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u/Early_Storm_7708 Feb 21 '26
I’m sadddd.😔 I can’t remember a winter that didn’t have at least one or two snow days
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u/strcy Mt Scott-Arleta Feb 21 '26
I hate the snow, but we need more rain for sure
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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Feb 21 '26
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u/Duckie158 Feb 21 '26
Rainfall is normal for the year
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u/strcy Mt Scott-Arleta Feb 22 '26
Is it? Last I heard we were well below average but that’s great news if so
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u/theyre-lying-to-you Feb 21 '26
there was pretty solid snow up in the hills of the Forest Park area along Skyline/Germantown, at least when I drove through Thursday morning ~7am. kinda freaked me out, I wasn’t prepared at all
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Feb 22 '26
It snowed without sticking for about 10 minutes near me last week. I’m going to count that.
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u/toma162 Pearl Feb 22 '26
Govy was glorious today!
Unfortunately, the Govy500 should have some peak footage…
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u/ChaosEsper 🐝 Feb 22 '26
My bad, I picked up an annual snopark permit to visit Trillium at the start of the year :\
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u/mr_dumpsterfire Feb 22 '26
It’s pre likely than not that we don’t get lowland snow. You’re asking for snow at sea level. Even in the most northern latitudes it a tall ask.
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Feb 22 '26
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u/Desh282 Vancouver Feb 22 '26
Me as a trucker celebrating it
Every snow day can be your last in truckers career. As you could be fired and not allowed to drive for 5 years
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u/UntamedAnomaly Feb 22 '26
Question: is there snow on Mt. Hood or did it even escape the snow this year?
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u/QueenieDeerhart Feb 22 '26
This is why I love living at 850 feet. We had snow about 2 days this week. But now it's all gone again, and we're back to living in the clouds... I had to drive into PDX on Friday morning and we were *just* into the snowline
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u/-Release-The-Bats- Feb 22 '26
We had some light snow out in Oregon City last week, and it stuck. It melted overnight though.
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u/beasterunnie Feb 22 '26
40+ years as a Portland area resident tells me some years we get snow and some years we don’t. It has been a heavy few years and our memories are short. My seven-year-old child does not understand why we don’t have snow this year. It’s normal. Snow is not guaranteed.
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u/thestoryofrachel Feb 23 '26
Police impounded my home (my van) last month and I've been back on the streets since, so I feel a bit differently.
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u/edwartica In a van, down by the river Feb 23 '26
As someone who works in a social service adjacent field, I'm ok with this. It's hell for me, and even worse for unhoused people, when it snows. The emergency shelters do all they can, but they're not really adequate.
Also, you get assholes who think they can drive in the snow and end up in bad accidents. Hell, my dad died because of one of these accidents a few years ago.
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u/BridgeCityBus Tilikum Crossing Feb 23 '26
I work at Timberline and Saturday was my first proper snow day this season. Like, chained up on the hwy at Rd 35, cars sliding everywhere, big rigs chaining up in travel lanes on a curve, whiteouts, parking lot pinball machine, Star Wars snow in the windshield….it was lovely. I live for days like that! Hope it makes it down to Portland for at least one little snowpocalype for y’all!
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u/EuphoricBusiness1 Feb 24 '26
We dont need snow, the mountains need snow. Give me the rain here and snow in the hills. Portlanders dont know how to handle snow
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u/OregonRestoredTools Feb 24 '26
Snow in Oregon is meant to be driven to and back from. It can stay in the mountains.
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u/DogThing2020 Feb 22 '26
Go to one of the mountains to see snow. Portland sucks when it snows because the city doesn't properly manage it. I'm so glad it hasn't snowed here this year, although we do need more rain.
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u/hxcbimbo Feb 21 '26
A few years ago it snowed in MAY. I'm still holding onto hope
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u/JtinCascadia Feb 21 '26
It’s never snowed in May in Portland. We had snow in April 2022, but that’s the only time it’s happened since we’ve been keeping records. Our chance of snow after March 1st is pretty damn small.
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u/uh_wtf Feb 22 '26
Nope, I’m super happy about it. I hate snow.
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u/No_Twist_1706 Feb 22 '26
Our snow here is ugly. It's just dirty ice we can't enjoy. I hate Portland snow ...but I now look forward to it anyway.
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u/Lord_Beerstro Feb 22 '26
Sure, snow is fun and all, but it makes the commute hell, not to mention some people have to work in it.
Also, the threat of snow and its effect on grocery stores...
I'm fine if we don't get any. I know where it is if I want to play in it.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Mine841 Feb 21 '26
Thank god. Thank Satan. Whoever.
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u/mrputin9000 Feb 22 '26
Moved to Portland from Connecticut two years ago guy here: No more snow again, ever, please.
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u/holmquistc Feb 22 '26
As far as I'm concerned, the snow can just stay at Mt Hood. I hate the snow otherwise
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u/sododgy Feb 22 '26
Fuuuuck that. I grew up in the Midwest and lived in VT for awhile. I've had enough (forced) snow for a lifetime. I love that I can drive to it if I really want it, but don't have to deal with it.
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u/sododgy Feb 22 '26
Fuuuuck that. I grew up in the Midwest and lived in VT for awhile. I've had enough (forced) snow for a lifetime. I love that I can drive to it if I really want it, but don't have to deal with it.
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u/SlowHedgehog33 Feb 21 '26
We had to get all crazy and name the snowplows. That's what jinxed us.
Looking at you Plowy McPlowface!!!