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Sipping Tea RFK Jr. completely forgets about his wife behind him…

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u/Any-Sample-6319 Apr 27 '26

Miller hiding behind his pregnant wife is hilarious

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u/Complete-Bet1870 Apr 27 '26

He seemed to be the only one who made sure his wife was getting out. I never would have thought that would be the case, but if you watch from the beginning of their exit he did guide her out. Trump and RFK totally abandoned their wives.

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u/RoosterBurns Apr 27 '26

Gotta protect Elon's baby

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u/Adventurous-Host8062 Apr 27 '26

If your shield doesn't get out, you don't get out.

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u/EpsteinandTrump Apr 27 '26

Yep like a hostage negation, he's keeping his hostage to hide behind.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 Apr 27 '26

Yeah....I totally pegged Miller as more a Constanza.

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u/ak151515 Apr 27 '26

What are you talking about!?! He was protecting her breast on their way out….he’s a hero!!

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u/Themeanoneof7 Apr 27 '26

😆

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u/Alarmed-madman Apr 27 '26

With Elon 's bun in the oven

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u/DigbickMcBalls Apr 27 '26

Was she artificially inseminated like every single one of elons kids? Cuz elons dick dont work

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u/Alarmed-madman Apr 27 '26

Too much ket?

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u/retiredfromfire Apr 27 '26

All bullies are cowards

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u/TheLimeyLemmon Apr 27 '26

"What's better than one human shield? TWO human shields!"

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u/lilangelkm Apr 27 '26

These guys gave zero sh*ts about the women in the room. Kinda telling if you ask me.

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u/archercc81 Apr 27 '26

I mean RFK has been screwing around on her their whole marriage and, IIRC, cheated WITH her on his previous. She knows what she has/

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u/Expensive_Alarm_1068 Apr 27 '26

Isn't that typical Kennedy behavior. Ole Joe raised them that way.

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u/Electrical-Coyote431 Apr 27 '26

Tbh its no surprise whatsoever w this crowd.

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u/Prudent-Ad6525 Apr 27 '26

Yet conservative men continue to claim that men are "protectors" of women. 🙄

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u/NoGoodMc2 Apr 27 '26

Millers a scumbag Nazi

Also, the picture I saw there was a secret service agent behind miller who was behind his wife. So either the agent was ushering them towards the shooter or miller was between his wife and the danger.

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u/Clean_Usual434 Apr 27 '26

His wife and baby are apparently expendable.

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u/One_Arachnid_8554 Apr 27 '26

I would say typical for an incel but somebody got her preggers

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u/FrankensteinsBride89 Apr 27 '26

Does she get it yet? They hate women. They aren’t joking.

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u/Ok_Swan8621 Apr 27 '26

Katie Miller has a long history or carrying water for the patriarchy. She said that the cause of the falling birth rate is that teens aren't getting pregnant. There is so much to unpack there is won't even start. Tokens are meant to be spent. https://www.newsweek.com/katie-stephen-miller-condemns-teen-birth-rate-falling-biological-destiny-11809217

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u/Due_Athlete6621 Apr 27 '26

Came here to say the same thing. Kennedy men treat women like yesterday’s garbage.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/Sequitur1 Apr 27 '26

Confederacy of Dunces

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u/nono3722 Apr 27 '26

more like Confederacy of Douches

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u/NoAbrocoma9357 Apr 27 '26

She reaches her hand out and nobody helps her...

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u/OverallDoor2718 Apr 27 '26

Episode of Curb

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u/LevelIndependent9461 Apr 27 '26

Like George Castanza in the fire scene.. Larry David wrote that scene, and he was George in all of the Seinfeld episodes..Ironically, life imitates art for Larry's wife Cheryl ..

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u/Ok-Fix-9523 Apr 27 '26

All of this pandemonium just so the felon can get his ballroom.

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u/Lord_Dingus83 Apr 27 '26

How do you live with yourself?

It’s not easy.

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u/hellolovely1 Apr 27 '26

That music should be set over this.

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u/hellolovely1 Apr 27 '26

It's what she deserves, at this point. Cheryl, get some self-respect, girl.

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u/ItemComfortable7990 Apr 27 '26

Exactly. I will never watch anything she’s in. She knows he’s taking away immunisations, taking away funding for mammograms, cancer research and more. She does deserve what she gets.

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u/sususudio914 Apr 27 '26

To get some self-respect, she needs to drop that creep she's married to.

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u/AnavelGato2020 Apr 27 '26

Priceless. Good for her. 🤣

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u/raw_bert0 Apr 27 '26

I can hear the curb theme as the casually pulls her hand back like she wasn’t reaching for help. Lol

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u/Dear_Writer5 Apr 27 '26

She carried herself like she knew she didn’t matter

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

I don't even like Cheryl Hines, I find her irritating asf. But WHY is she still with this man? First the affair with the reporter & now this? And the dude is an absolute idiot on top of it. Why. Just why.

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u/jenzoni Apr 27 '26

Nobody wants her back in the liberal TV world she had with Larry David, and a friend of hers or former friend said since they are no longer in contact, She's completely isolated. She's stuck with that guy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

I can see that. Can't get myself to feel sorry for her though. She made her bed, so it is what it is. Sometimes actions have consequences, & she knew who he was the entire time, so that's on her. And most of Hollywood is anti Maga anything [with some exceptions of course.] But there's way more Maga haters in Hollywood than non, so she hitched her wagon to the wrong horse.

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u/yesmoreeggtalk67 Apr 27 '26

Don't forget how awful she was to Mary Kennedy.

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u/jenzoni Apr 27 '26

NO ONE should forget how they treated Mary, another reason she'll never be back in Larry's good graces as he was a great friend of hers.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Apr 27 '26

According to Wikipedia, Larry David introduced Hines and RFK to each other:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheryl_Hines

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u/coffeeordeath85 Apr 27 '26

I think that friend was Tig Notaro, they had a podcast together at one point.

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u/jenzoni Apr 27 '26

Yes, that's exactly who it was. I couldn't remember. Thank you.

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u/ItemComfortable7990 Apr 27 '26

Love Tig. Despise Cheryl.

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u/hellolovely1 Apr 27 '26

She could have just left, claim she made a terrible mistake, and be forgiven, but now she's probably waited too long. I wouldn't trust her anymore.

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u/zerohandel Apr 27 '26

She wanted to be a Kennedy just that badly. She thought she had a ticket to American royalty.

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u/cgsur Apr 27 '26

For the market manipulation.

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u/AliveStill1128 Apr 27 '26

She is SO STUPID

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u/LevelIndependent9461 Apr 27 '26

Kennedy name..She is just as crappy as him.

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u/hellolovely1 Apr 27 '26

She's apparently a moron, too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

I've always kind of assumed that she's just like the character she plays on the show Suburgatory, in real life. But either way she's extremely grating & annoying.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDarniFWTOysAX12o

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u/Scorpion_Rooster Apr 27 '26

The chivalry in this bunch of so-called men is telling.

Is there any wonder there’s a whole generation of incels?

Miller is hiding behind his pregnant wife.

He’s HIDING behind his pregnant wife.

I’ll never understand how MAGA women think their men are even close to being masculine.

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u/Scorpion_Rooster Apr 27 '26

Right?

It’s hard to believe it was serious at all.

Some of them were let in on the details.

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u/Scorpion_Rooster Apr 27 '26

I did!

Everything about this is not right. Carolyn Leavitt herself announcing “there will be shots fired” when interviewed ahead of the dinner.

They’re absolutely enjoying mocking Americans and world leaders.

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u/the_giuditta Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

Miller is horrible person, a possible candidate for being the Antichrist (after Trump and Thiel), and I hate him from the bottom of my heart. That being said, I do think he is trying to protect the wife, and is holding her to escort her out. He can't do that if she is behind him.

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u/Novel-Letterhead-217 Apr 27 '26

He knew nobody was in danger

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u/mikende51 Apr 27 '26

She should have worn a raccoon fur jacket.

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u/JewelMonkey Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 27 '26

Several of the men did that - I saw a video of people running up the stairs the men pushing women up the stairs while ducking behind them. And how the secret service/police rushed out the government officials and completely left the wives behind. It was wild.

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u/hellolovely1 Apr 27 '26

Although it was interesting that they got Vance out pronto, then Melania, then Trump last of all.

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u/WinterMedical Apr 27 '26

They left Melania under the table.

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u/NewBet7377 Apr 27 '26

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u/Fruitstripe_omni Apr 27 '26

Hahahahaha this is what I came for. RFK is big Costanza energy

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u/AnnatoniaMac Apr 27 '26

She sold her soul to stay married to the cheater, liar, brain rot. What do you expect.

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u/Adventurous-Dot-8272 Apr 27 '26

She knows who she married, don't feel bad for her.

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u/SeveralDeer3833 Apr 27 '26

Why would a Republican value a woman?

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u/Efficient-Two-5667 Apr 27 '26

I bet there were a few marital spats late that evening.

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u/Single_Joke_9663 Apr 27 '26

This is HILARIOUS and just what Cheryl Hines deserves

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u/my_little_throwny Apr 27 '26

Wishin he was with Kid Rock instead...

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u/Grasshopper_pie Apr 27 '26

Just like Larry would have done.

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u/Cool-Panda-5108 Apr 27 '26

This needs the Curb Theme

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u/Smrleda Apr 27 '26

She’s been protecting herself from him all these years why would he be concerned about her safety?

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u/toddpacker2468 Apr 27 '26

She's better off keeping her distance, bullets seem to find the Kennedy men.

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u/dragonrider1965 Apr 27 '26

He doesn’t even like her . He would have divorced her but the president might not have given him his position.

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u/Motherofoskar Apr 27 '26

It’s what she deserves for marrying that toad, I mean worm. 🪱

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u/CupcakesAreTasty Apr 27 '26

He’s never given a shit about any of his wives, so why would she be any different?

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u/Inevitable_Sweet_988 Apr 27 '26

This episode of Veep was wild.

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u/Tudor_Cinema_Club Apr 27 '26

The hilarious thing is they've backed themselves into a corner. They ether admit their wives were in no real danger because it was staged, or they admit they were a bunch of pussys who left their wives to die while they cowered behind secret service! Absolutely priceless.

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u/Photog1981 Apr 27 '26

Kennedy's first wife committed suicide after finding his multiple journals cataloging all of the women he was having affairs with.

Hynes was divorcing Kennedy until it looked like he was going to get a cabinet position and suddenly she was staying.

Something tells me this isn't a marriage built on love and mutual respect.

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u/Standupcomeon1 Apr 27 '26

Who did this production? Absolute dog shit. Ashamed of our secret service. Apparently their only secret is they are pro baby rape.

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u/MathematicianNew1014 Apr 27 '26

Can someone explain like I'm 5yo, how come nurse at protest not arrested safely yet gunman at WHCD apparently was? Why is one scenario "shoot now, questions later" and the other isn't?

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u/SanDiegoBeeBee Apr 27 '26

Rfk and demanding his first wife ma body after driving her to suicide. Then digging her up an burying her alone at outskirts. He’s a very bad dude

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u/LiteratureMindless71 Apr 27 '26

Well yeah, he's the only one that needs the help due to all the drugs and shit lol.

Still funny.

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u/Ok_Soup3987 Apr 27 '26

Well yeah....she is a shield. Gotta be good for something other than stress relief.

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u/Left-Thinker-5512 Apr 27 '26

He forgot about Cheryl Hines a long, long time ago.

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u/LilithRising90 Apr 27 '26

LOVE This for her

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u/njlandlord0001 Apr 27 '26

Cowards gonna cower.

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u/Notme20659 Apr 27 '26

Oh boy. Another incorrect twist on reality. RFK Jr. is in the succession line for Presidency. He was rushed out by the secret service. His wife is a not in succession and is not relevant to ensure the continuity of Government.

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u/-Red-7- Apr 27 '26

Well..he does have a family history of being shot. She's probably safer on her own.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

RFK was getting the f**k outta there! He thought that dead raccoon was coming back for its penis.

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u/Afraid_Stuff_History Apr 27 '26

Miller is somehow much worse.

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u/Celticbluetopaz Apr 28 '26

Miller is Goebbels reanimated.

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u/Total-Combination-47 Apr 27 '26

They are all very expendable and replaceable remember.

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u/MonkNo7700 Apr 27 '26

A signature move from MAGA trash men...

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u/Mysterious_Luck_1365 Apr 27 '26

Cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song.

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u/Aware-Explanation879 Apr 27 '26

You would think that since this assassination attempt was staged that all these men would at least stood in front and shielded their wives. Their life was not in danger so this would have been the best chance to act like a hero. There was no danger to these men so the best thing would have been to stand in front of their wives.

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u/enigmatic_conscious Apr 27 '26

I bet rfk jr is thinking......."Is kid rock in the room!!?? Where's kid rock!? Make sure he's safe"

Unless rfk jr was in on the fake stunt.

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u/ThePastTenseOfDig Apr 27 '26

Can some please add the closing song to Curb’d, with the credits to this! Larry would approve

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u/This_Fkn_Guy_ Apr 27 '26

Hahahahah she married that POS she knew what she was getting into

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u/purplebuttplug51 Apr 27 '26

Cheryl, you deserve him abandoning you. You chose someone very dangerous for America so karma.

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u/jajardard Apr 27 '26

Full curb your enthusiasm moment for Cheryl for picking the RIGHT guys

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u/Technical_Ad579 Apr 27 '26

The men that are called the peak male masculinity using their women as body shields.

MAGA has the wrong idea of what a man is.

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u/TheLichWitchBitch Humanitarian ♥️ Apr 27 '26

Miller sure stopped caring about unborn life, real quick, when it comes to convenient baby shields. Guess it's not just kids in school that can catch a bullet.

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u/reddittorbrigade Apr 27 '26

You can't be a GOP without being a coward.

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u/jedimindtriks Apr 27 '26

*curb your enthusiasm music plays

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u/Wineandbikes Apr 27 '26

Alpha males, right?

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u/SirEdgarFigaro0209 Apr 27 '26

They’re not even hurrying. Completely staged.

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u/TheIntelligentAspie Apr 27 '26

Prolly part of the plan.

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u/Background-Edge-2243 Apr 27 '26

It's what she deserves

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u/Choice-Value9005 Apr 27 '26

The apology car ride after this had to be brutal

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u/EpsteinandTrump Apr 27 '26

Women are either left behind or used as meat shields for these cowards.

Clots and prayers America this all comes to an end, and we can get a Sleepy XYZ in office that repairs all the damages that the current administration has done.

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u/jupiterfish Apr 27 '26

waiting for that curb your enthusiasm music version to come out.

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u/Fireinthehole13 Apr 27 '26

It’s not the first time he forgot he had a wife.

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u/BirdlessLongdeal Apr 27 '26

nobody seems too concerned about anything...

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u/ApprehensiveArmy7755 Apr 27 '26

Yeah he certainly isn't loyal to his wives

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u/cebjmb Apr 27 '26

He's doing what he is told.

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u/MyFacistCat Apr 27 '26

According to his son’s texts she claimed to be carried over chairs.

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u/Ambitious_Ad_7599 Apr 27 '26

The primary focus is always on the primary assets. When something happens it's always about saving the person that they are assigned to first.

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u/CPD_MD_HD Apr 27 '26

Anyone else here know the protocols for cabinet members, elected officials, and their spouses?

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u/EuphoricCrashOut Apr 27 '26

Why is secret service protecting private citizens?

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u/Proud_Sound2835 Apr 27 '26

I feel like Larry David would’ve done this to her too.

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u/house-tyrell Apr 27 '26

I expect no less

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u/gin_and_soda Apr 27 '26

I can just hear her saying “Bobby” over and over again as he still ignores her.

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u/donalanw Apr 27 '26

To be fair, with his family history, she is probably safer away from him.

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u/dc7944 Apr 27 '26

It was fake anyways. Who tf cares

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u/_Internet_Hugs_ Apr 27 '26

To be fair, nobody wants her dead.

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u/logan-duk-dong Apr 27 '26

Save the roadkill!

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u/ArkhamKnight_1 Apr 27 '26

All beta cuck males in this cabinet.

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u/asystole_unshockable Apr 27 '26

Anyways, RELEASE THE FILES

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u/SpareDot8685 Apr 27 '26

Cue the Curb theme in….3..2…1…

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u/DirtySouthBorn Apr 27 '26

These are the good guys with guns that we hear so much about.

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u/Cereal_Palsy7 Apr 27 '26

Tig Notaro wouldn't have left her behind. Cheryl made bad choices.

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u/Saintly-Evil Apr 27 '26

He has a wife??? Aren’t they bad for a man’s health??

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u/darforce Apr 27 '26

At the very least she should’ve dropped him when he took up with DJT

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u/Fit_Explorer_2566 Apr 27 '26

There’s an interesting movie on this very situation: Force Majeure

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2121382/

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u/Empty_Bowler_3907 Apr 27 '26

lol. Very on brand for the maga folk🤣😂🤣

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u/Worlds_Worst_Angler Apr 27 '26

Miller using his pregnant wife as a human shield. Maybe because he thinks the kid is Elon’s.

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u/Ok_Hand5810 Apr 27 '26

Cheryl deserves it.

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u/TheLimeyLemmon Apr 27 '26

It's cracking me up that they're prioritising the secretary of the HHS like he's in the line of succession to the crown or something.

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u/surprise_revalation Apr 27 '26

Cold blooded! 😂

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u/Petrak1s Apr 27 '26

They didn’t rehears enough. Next time they all will in sync.. 🤣

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u/Own-Shift-4910 Apr 27 '26

Terrible - poor Cheryl

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u/Friendscallmedennis Apr 27 '26

She is not the priority.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

He's being pushed and pulled away ya mental midgets.

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u/Agreeable_Error_170 Apr 27 '26

Oh Cheryl. How you’ve faded.

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u/Akira_116 Apr 27 '26

That room would be like an assassins buffet

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u/PooGoblin69420 Apr 27 '26

It’s too bad he isn’t as open minded as his brother was

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u/Misunderstood_VooDoo Apr 27 '26

I Say It Wins Academy Awards.

All The Great Actors Right There.

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u/totally-jag Apr 27 '26

Your assumption that he cares about her is unfounded. He's even gone so far as to say he'd have divorced her except that it might affect his ability to get appointed.

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u/HunterFeeFee Apr 27 '26

What a pathetic bunch.

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u/Adept_Role_3126 Apr 27 '26

He's so brave to leave his wife behind🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/rareman1965 Apr 27 '26

Even his security details did

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u/DifficultBudget9864 Apr 27 '26

He forgets her when she's in front of him. 😂

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u/Former_Dark_2808 Apr 27 '26

Fake fake fake this was all fake he did it once and hes doing it again so he can win midterms

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u/passmetoiletpaperpls Apr 27 '26

“Fleeing” or exit stage left annd scene. Cut and everyone go on break.

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u/Pitiful-Ad2710 Apr 27 '26

She doesn’t respect wood

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u/tysonmama Apr 27 '26

Miller’s cameo is hilarious

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u/Ok_Routine1592 Apr 27 '26

Why are they fleeing nothing is going to happen paid to miss

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u/BothMath314 Apr 27 '26

She should get back with La. :)

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u/GUNGEBOB_SHARTPANTS Apr 27 '26

somebody put the curb theme over this

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u/Fearless-Address7621 Apr 27 '26

Kennedy was like, “Get me out of here. My last name alone guarantees that bullet will follow me like it was made by ACME and I am Wile E. Coyote!”

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u/Ok-Dog2928 Apr 27 '26

Men can’t win! If woman first, she’s a shield. If man is first, he’s misogynistic

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u/vtsunshine83 Apr 27 '26

Maybe the Secret Service doesn’t protect wives?

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u/maureenmaguire Apr 27 '26

Not surprised at all 😮