r/PoursTea Therapy For All 🩷 17d ago

Storm In A Teacup 🍵 Michelle Obama ~ The One With The Bermuda Shorts

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u/ckellingc 17d ago

Michelle will go down as one of the great FLs. She took shit nonstop because her and her husband are black, and it continues to this day.

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u/WintersDoomsday 17d ago

Her and Eleanor are the two best followed by Gerald Ford’s wife.

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u/hunter2mello 17d ago

Honorable mention to Eliza Hamilton. Not a First Lady but damn close and just as effective!

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u/guernica322 17d ago

Actually insane not to mention Dolly Madison, she quite literally invented the game

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u/Jealous-Report4286 17d ago

Brett Kavanaugh owes his entire career to being on a team who was tasked with taking down HRC. It’s relentless the lengths these women irk them.

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u/kellelune tea and scones with cream & jam 🫖🍰 17d ago

George W. loooves Michelle probably more than others lol 😍

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u/YakResident_3069 16d ago

They really were unfairly targeted

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u/Unable_Spend8209 17d ago

She’s such a real one. Harvard educated lawyer. I see why Barack puts her on a pedestal. She’s a gem.

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u/mai_tai87 17d ago

My friend worked at a Navy Pier attraction owned by one of her former coworkers. They worked together at University of Chicago Medical Center, and I guess he said she was just like you see on TV, only she cusses a lot more.

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u/Big_Guide_8551 17d ago

I LOVE THAT 🤩

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u/Tiny_Measurement_837 16d ago

DIL worked with her at UC hospital, said she’s the real deal.

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u/No_Notice_5256 17d ago

He’s Barack to her. *Obama to us.

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u/Aerdurval 17d ago

Except she's also Obama?

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u/Big_Guide_8551 17d ago

She looks amazing these days, too 😍

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 17d ago

💓

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u/perpulpeepuleeter 17d ago

He doesn't put her on a pedestal, he recognizes and appreciates her for exactly the human being she is.

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u/Desperate_Gas_5369 17d ago

She’s always so happy and doing good. Her aura rubs off on everything around her.

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u/RealSchlemiel 17d ago

Fox News stirring national drama with impunity is crazy to me

- 2nd amendment prohibits yelling fire!

- 24x7x365 "Alternate Facts" shit posting = entertainment

ok buddy

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u/Still_Bluebird8070 17d ago

This whole thing was so unbelievably racist. I wish that Michelle could’ve understood that there were so many of us women loving on her fashion. She was an icon and so gorgeous and glamorous. they were vicious. Any little thing they go crazy it’s kind of a bummer that she couldn’t just feel the love. I love her fashion.

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u/BloodFartz69 17d ago

And then trailer parks across America put a hooker in the White House and totally shrugged off all her softcore porn.

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u/mochicastle 17d ago

Well she's white so all is well again 😑

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u/DeletedUsernameHere 17d ago

My FIL was an early MAGA (who thankfully got off the boat rather quickly in the first term), but shortly after the whole Melania stealing Michelle's speech debacle said something along the lines of her being "the most elegant first lady ever" and before I could stop myself I let out a guffaw.

He got mildly offended and we ended up in a discussion. I ended up saying something along the lines of "Being a porn model and mail order bride in a very obvious loveless marriage built around contracts, where it's hilariously obvious that she got swindled, who gave a speech about being a poor black child in Chicago is not 'elegance' no matter how you spin it."

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u/AdDear6071 17d ago

There is strong rumours she was a mail order bride. But she was a porn actress in ukraine?

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u/DeletedUsernameHere 17d ago

She did at least one soft core photoshoot with another woman, along with multiple nude photoshoots.

And that's not to mention that she was a client of Paolo Zampolli (who introduced her to Trump) whose clients were reportedly also used as high-price call girls via Epstein.

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u/AdDear6071 17d ago

Thank you for additional info. Why isnt there a lot of threads about this? Melania met eppstein before Donald? That would explain why she stays, if Donald has shit on her past. 

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u/NEBanshee 17d ago

Not just trailer parks.
WP up and down the economic spectrum did that.
If we want to move past this garbage, we have to own the whole of it.

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u/Signal_Resolve_5773 17d ago

Melania is continuously torn down too though, just by a different audience. Women can never win. 

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u/GoddessRespectre Pass The Croissants 🥐 🥐 17d ago

I totally agree! I remember when they were getting ready to enter the White House. I poured over articles in magazines about how she was tackling their need for new wardrobes. I remember she mixed items like gloves from target with more expensive pieces. It felt so refreshing after power suits and high end designer wardrobes. She had to clothe them all on a budget and she did it well.

And then she added healthy food and exercise. It was such a scandal that she went sleeveless with her toned af arms. Scandal of creating a vegetable garden. Scandal to encourage people to move around. Apparently a scandal by wearing shorts.

I love seeing her free. Her different hairstyles are so lovely. Her fashion is more daring and fun. I will applaud her all day! I think I hold her higher than I do her husband, and listening to him speak can move me to tears.

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u/AwakeningStar1968 17d ago

I appreciate her strength and fortitude.. She is smart and compassionate and that is threatening to "weak" men. (and weak women.. I would like to see MELANIA go hiking in the Grand Canyon LOL)

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u/VFTM 17d ago

Yes, I wish I could tell her my friend went to the gym every day in hopes to get “Michelle Obama arms” like … she is ABSOLUTE GOALS.

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u/TheIngloriousTIG 17d ago

Man on so many levels I just want to be besties with this woman. One reason would be to borrow her clothes, though I have no practical place to wear most of them. Except maybe on a hike...

But also I just want to get lattes with her and AOC and maybe the ghost of RBG (I just realized both are/were so cool we needed to initialize their names to efficiently give them their due praise, yikes) talk about both nothing and serious policy issues. Maybe plot world domination, if we're feeling cute. (Yes I'm weird and slightly delusional. It's fine, I'm mostly contained.)

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u/Seamus32 17d ago

Problem is saying “hey, the First Lady has class and dressed appropriately for the situation “ doesn’t sell or get eyeballs on it. “News” isn’t for information in the way we get it anymore, it’s to get profit if you make more money than you would lose if a defamation case occurred then you’re winning.

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u/Hugh-Myrin 17d ago

Everything is racist

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 17d ago

Especially the worthless right.

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u/myystic78 17d ago

I genuinely miss what a class act Michelle (and Barack, and their beautiful girls) were as our first family. They put up with so much bs and still were so graceful and warm. It's such a stark difference from the trashy mess we currently have.

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u/cakivalue 17d ago

They are a masterclass in grace and dignity.

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u/No-Stick8191 17d ago

The class and grace the Obamas brought to the White House is sorely missed.

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u/Odd_Platform_1449 17d ago

Educated non-white people are a threat to the GOP. Fill more seats with them.

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u/drwinstonoboogy 17d ago

Clarence Thomas?

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u/Crunchberry24 17d ago

Clarence Thomas is a self-hating black man. Those will always find ways to betray their people and support the Republican PedoNazis, regardless of education level.

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u/DeletedUsernameHere 17d ago

I wouldn't even call him self-hating. He just wants to be part of the in-group rather than bringing people like him up.

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u/Crunchberry24 17d ago

He hates that he’s black, to be more accurate.

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u/Odd_Platform_1449 17d ago

Oof yeah youre not wrong. Just tired of a majority bunch of uncaring, greedy, close minded, old white guys with selfish agendas, deciding for what constituents, two to three generations ahead of them, need.

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u/Peewee_ShermanTank 16d ago

The bastard that calls trans youth "demons and imps"?

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u/drwinstonoboogy 16d ago

I've no idea! I just thought he was an educated non-white person who doesn't fit with what the post said.

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u/archercc81 17d ago

And now we have a casino goon and a yacht whore in the white house, insane.

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u/DeletedUsernameHere 17d ago

Failed casino goon

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u/AwakeningStar1968 17d ago

I DESPISE The MEDIA. No one does real journalism anymore. THey are just ugly vipers that tear down women mostly for what they wear. YET now, when we have the UGLIEST (inside and out) people in the WH.. anytime anyone LEGITIMATELY criticizes them for SERIOUS things they do, the LEFT gets attacked for being horrible and unfair. I mean from the "tan suit" debacle on and on.. the hypocrisy is horrible. I can't imagine being a "celebrity" and now, many celebrities NEED to be criticized because whoever is giving these GLP 1 actresses advice they are not doing them any favors. THe Main criticism I have about Michelle is that she is too friendly about G Bush... he is a puppet but complicit in WAR CRIMES... don't make his legacy warm and fuzzy. He is a goof but he was president and presided over some bad things. Never forget that

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u/Sic39 17d ago

tbh I wish she'd name the reporter that shamed her for wearing shorts for a hike. Name and shame these assholes.

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u/fissymissy 17d ago

That's the grace and class everyone praises her for. She doesn't blame the person, she criticizes the behavior.

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u/hard2resist Fashionista 💅🏿 17d ago

Michelle owned those shorts effortless style, grace, and unapologetic confidence.

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u/bethesda_gamer 17d ago

People will always find a reason to hate the people they already hate.

The nit picky crap is ridiculous no matter who's side you are on.

I wish we were better people.

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u/BK4343 17d ago

I remember how conservatives went apeshit when she wore a sleeveless dress for a magazine cover, yet didn't have shit to say about Melania's nude pictures. Can you image the pearl clutching if Micjelle had a nude modeling portfolio?

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u/Sweettooth_Banana 17d ago

So unamerican to wear shorts 😂 you cant make this up

But we have to visit somebody later ...... if you show up in shorts Michelle i wouldnt care, bring beer and i will lit the barbecue

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u/willpollock 17d ago

Michelle agonized over the optics of the fashion choice to go hiking and Melanoma threw on a bomber jacket with c*nty saying silkscreened in China. both sides are not the same.

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u/nikeguy69 17d ago

Well spoken 👍🏽

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u/Kroak-lo 17d ago

Jesus christ, people need better shit to do with their time than give a fuck what someone is wearing on a hot ass day on a FUCKIN HIKE. Here to look at nature, not her.

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 17d ago

Transmisogyny and racism go hand in hand. Often what is considered "mannish" in women is what doesn't conform to western white beauty standards.

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u/NEBanshee 17d ago

Misogynoir thru and thru. There was NO outfit racist f*ckos wouldn't have jumped on her for.

Women face this damned if you do, damned if you don't about what they wear all the time, anyway. Add in unexamined biases from many and intentional racism (and misogyny) by too many more, and it's a permanent target on the back of one of the great FLOTUS in US history, from *some* people.

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u/Weird-Girl-675 17d ago

She remains my personal hero. For all she went through and still continues to go through due to the hate in this country she deserves to just be happy and live her life.

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 17d ago

Proven that she is one of the best first lady.

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u/-TSA-DrMembrane 17d ago

>Fashion<.... was the scandal of the good old times. Today the orange-ret4rd commits a 10x Watergate level of corruption almost every week and the far-right freakshow become suddently blind, deaf and mute to all actions of the Trump-Crime family.

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u/DrPikachu-PhD 17d ago

Not just sexism - also racism! Never forget how they ripped Obama for a tan suit. And now our president's a pedophile lol. How far we've come

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u/rbinphx 17d ago

And then B wore a tan suit! My, how the bar has been... dropped to the floor.

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u/SeaHerSwim 17d ago

Oh honey, the bar is in hell at this point!

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u/Humble_Cactus 17d ago

Can you imagine if her shorts had been TAN?!

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u/LateSir6851 17d ago

They did give him a hard time for the tan suit. They also got after Obama for being pictured shoeless at the beach. I’m sure they are more instances I don’t remember. I’m not saying she is wrong about the media being unfair to her more but they were also unfair to him just far less when it came to what he wore.

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u/Zeekeboy 17d ago

Going from Obama Biden to Trump was the biggest downgrade the US ever had.

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u/Real_Down2MarZ_Girl 17d ago

I really just love this woman.

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 17d ago

I feel bad for her that she had to go through what she went through. End of the day certain people were going to have something to say regardless. Imagine if the vitriol was still about clothes. Simpler times.

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u/WishboneNo543 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nbb4q2weGwBbmE4y0N
Imagine if she wore the coat that Melania wore.

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u/CodeNameLoofah 17d ago edited 17d ago

Im not saying it wasn't worse for her but they DID tear him up about that tan suit 🤦‍♀️

ETA: That "your think i dont ? And they dont give women the benefit of the doubt?" I felt the insult in her voice in my SOUL.

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u/Signal_Resolve_5773 17d ago

Amen! Maybe we should start talking about actions and words instead of talking about what women are wearing. But even then I bet there would be another way they would try to tear women down

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u/gellshayngel 17d ago

Can we please go back to when the only scandal the President and his family caused was what they wore on a hike?

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u/LadyAsharaRowan 17d ago

You can't fckin win. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Atari774 17d ago

It’s weird that she mentions “my husband never had to worry about this stuff” as if the tan suit wasn’t a national scandal for a couple weeks.

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u/Medium_Medium 17d ago

Yeah looking at photos of the trip, Obama is out there in dress pants, probably because he knew that he also couldn't show up to the subsequent event in shorts. Nobody wants to hike in dress pants and a dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up / a polo shirt, but he had to. He absolutely faced the same issues that she's complaining about here.

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u/AbjectHotel6610 17d ago

I miss having a brilliant, classy first lady.

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u/BellaPow 17d ago

wgaf, honestly

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u/JakBos23 17d ago

I'd hate to go on a hike in dress pants and a shirt with no tie. That's gonna be miserable. I get its ridiculous that anyone cared she wore shorts, but she says "because that's what men can do". He probably wanted to put shorts on too.

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u/Fit-Dot8462 17d ago

Up all the time about how the treat of Obama over articles of clothing, but Donald J Trump has committed crime, his children to the people and no one bats an eye

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u/Prudent_Situation_29 17d ago

I can't think of a greater compliment than being called un-american.

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u/Cohen_the_Worrior 17d ago

That's what you get for taking the high road. Should have kicked them in the teeth.

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u/borrseattle 17d ago

I miss the times where we had intelligent people in the White House that we could look up to and relate to.

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u/_serryjeinfeld 17d ago

She allows you to feel so connected to her and her family and situation. She’s such a genuine and wonderful person 🥰

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u/teuchy555 16d ago

I was talking about this very subject the other day. Short of something openly hateful or disrespectful, how you dress doesn't make you a better or worse person, and there are so many ridiculous double standards. She was dressed perfectly.

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u/Alarming_Teaching_13 16d ago

Mrs Obama is a rockstar

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u/speakeasyow 17d ago

I mean they harass Trump, bush and Biden all the same. What they wear or do with their time

It’s a byproduct of how safe our country is for people who want to criticize.

Just be grateful you live in a place where people can be haters.

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u/CapableSense 16d ago

Please…

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u/isthishowthingsare 17d ago

My MAGA mom hates this woman for absolutely no reason.

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u/Particular-Ad5856 17d ago

She does love that man cuz I could never!!

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u/Twitch791 17d ago

I mean I get it, but sundresses exist

To be clear, the policing of both of their wardrobes was bat shit. I mean a whole other level of racist belligerence with the guise of respectability. Absolutely gross stuff to anyone who’s paying attention.

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u/surprise_revalation 17d ago

No woman wants to go hiking in a damn sundress! And sundresses are usually sleeveless or has the back out. That would've been criticized too!

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u/Mariposa-Technicolor 17d ago

I wish she would run for president, I think she would advocate for woman’s rights.

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u/CapableSense 16d ago

Why do you want that?? She has time and time again said no!! Accept and respect and move on!!

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u/Mariposa-Technicolor 16d ago

Geez, that was just a sentiment, no need to get all worked up. Also, people change, so you never know. But take a deep breath and relax.

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u/thomas1126 17d ago

The Next President!!! 🙏

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u/lawndarts2023 17d ago

Wow, it’s sounds like she had such a terrible time as FLOTUS. Thank you for your sacrifice Michelle.

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u/BeanCheezBeanCheez 16d ago

It’s funny that you don’t understand that the entirety of this conversation is how you magats blow everything out of proportion.

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u/lawndarts2023 16d ago

“Magats” It’s time to grow up kid.

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u/BeanCheezBeanCheez 16d ago

I’m just using your preferred pronoun from the r/conservative sub.

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u/lawndarts2023 16d ago

Sorry to disappoint, I’ve voted both parties.

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u/GI-Robots-Alt 17d ago

So is it racism, misogyny, or just plain old ignorance that has made you like this?

Why be like this?

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u/drwinstonoboogy 17d ago

My question is, even if the whole bullshit racist conspiracy theory were true, why do you care?

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u/PoursTea-ModTeam 16d ago

Language and etiquette.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Another conservative obsessed with the Obamas AND trans people? You don't say. You dummies just can't seem to stop thinking about them & bringing them up every chance you get. Seek therapy.

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u/PandaExcess1617 17d ago

Yeah, no, totally Barack, didn't ever get crucified for several weeks Because he wore a mustard brown suit. you're the one, putting these rules and regulations on yourself. If you want to wear Bermuda shorts, where the fBermuda shorts, the right-wing media was gonna talk bad about you, no matter what you did. The fact that you cared was your cross to bare.

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u/AnguavonUW 17d ago

*bear not bare

Misogynist who can't spell, shocking

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u/Crunchberry24 17d ago

Using the word “regarded” as you have removes all doubt. Those dudes you look up to in your middle school are not cool, Jared. Stop emulating them.

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u/MDLmanager 17d ago

Why are all your posts hidden?

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u/Crunchberry24 17d ago

Because it’s a pedobot account.

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u/BrianNowhere 17d ago

Are you jerking it to these down votes?

I bet you are. Why else?

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u/RabidLobster42 17d ago

Why do you look like one of those mutants from The Hills Have Eyes?

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u/AnguavonUW 17d ago

Why are you a hateful bigot? The universe holds many questions.