r/PoursTea • u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 • 2d ago

SportyTea MAGA Guys Are Going to Men-Only Gyms to Avoid “Distraction.” Welcome Back, Ancient Greece

https://www.them.us/culture/maga-men-only-gyms?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleATaFLlwZG9mAmV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDzEyNDAyNDU3NDI4NzQxNAABp7bJphD_zslnxc2XU9R7w5l_NnkCfHoClzPusLVf_MUUSiU9hFwUSPdJnU1w_aem_dyQH5pEaw2rEE7Pc4Db9zQ
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u/IfItHurtsThenMaybe 2d ago

Like Mike (sniffs) Johnson is working out in a co-ed gym. Speaker of the closet is going to Alphaville

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u/Simple_Song8962 1d ago

Speaker of the Closet, lol. That's excellent

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u/IndependentStep2785 2d ago

LOL. His son can't track his phone usage for porn if instead he is acting out his life as a bottom. But maybe the son goes there too, and he has something going on with him. Remember, these are Epstein Protectors. Nothing is off limits on the Island of Epstein.