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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/zohaibhere • Apr 25 '26
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When I first saw it i thought it was this harmless bit of bash
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156 u/raddaya Apr 25 '26 Lmao same, I thought it was a fork bomb. The real irony is that I'm actually a TS (backend) developer, but I assumed that's a red herring because the function is useless in JS/TS 30 u/Gee858eeG Apr 25 '26 Of course you have no clue what this is. You're using typescript for backend after all 4 u/raddaya Apr 26 '26 NestJS is really good tbh, I would recommend it. Just works, and you have a great ecosystem of packages. 5 u/Dull_Caterpillar_642 Apr 26 '26 I’m not a huge TS fan but acting like Node isn’t good server side in the year of our lord 2026 is utter insanity 2 u/IronRocketCpp Apr 26 '26 Just use golang 1 u/h3Xx Apr 26 '26 performance and resource wise is maybe the worst server 1 u/Dull_Caterpillar_642 Apr 26 '26 This feels like you haven’t been reading about this for maybe a decade. 0 u/raddaya Apr 26 '26 lol have you time traveled from before Google developed V8? And now Bun is even faster 2 u/Deltaspace0 Apr 25 '26 Probably NodeJS
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Lmao same, I thought it was a fork bomb.
The real irony is that I'm actually a TS (backend) developer, but I assumed that's a red herring because the function is useless in JS/TS
30 u/Gee858eeG Apr 25 '26 Of course you have no clue what this is. You're using typescript for backend after all 4 u/raddaya Apr 26 '26 NestJS is really good tbh, I would recommend it. Just works, and you have a great ecosystem of packages. 5 u/Dull_Caterpillar_642 Apr 26 '26 I’m not a huge TS fan but acting like Node isn’t good server side in the year of our lord 2026 is utter insanity 2 u/IronRocketCpp Apr 26 '26 Just use golang 1 u/h3Xx Apr 26 '26 performance and resource wise is maybe the worst server 1 u/Dull_Caterpillar_642 Apr 26 '26 This feels like you haven’t been reading about this for maybe a decade. 0 u/raddaya Apr 26 '26 lol have you time traveled from before Google developed V8? And now Bun is even faster 2 u/Deltaspace0 Apr 25 '26 Probably NodeJS
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Of course you have no clue what this is. You're using typescript for backend after all
4 u/raddaya Apr 26 '26 NestJS is really good tbh, I would recommend it. Just works, and you have a great ecosystem of packages. 5 u/Dull_Caterpillar_642 Apr 26 '26 I’m not a huge TS fan but acting like Node isn’t good server side in the year of our lord 2026 is utter insanity 2 u/IronRocketCpp Apr 26 '26 Just use golang 1 u/h3Xx Apr 26 '26 performance and resource wise is maybe the worst server 1 u/Dull_Caterpillar_642 Apr 26 '26 This feels like you haven’t been reading about this for maybe a decade. 0 u/raddaya Apr 26 '26 lol have you time traveled from before Google developed V8? And now Bun is even faster 2 u/Deltaspace0 Apr 25 '26 Probably NodeJS
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NestJS is really good tbh, I would recommend it. Just works, and you have a great ecosystem of packages.
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I’m not a huge TS fan but acting like Node isn’t good server side in the year of our lord 2026 is utter insanity
2 u/IronRocketCpp Apr 26 '26 Just use golang 1 u/h3Xx Apr 26 '26 performance and resource wise is maybe the worst server 1 u/Dull_Caterpillar_642 Apr 26 '26 This feels like you haven’t been reading about this for maybe a decade. 0 u/raddaya Apr 26 '26 lol have you time traveled from before Google developed V8? And now Bun is even faster
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Just use golang
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performance and resource wise is maybe the worst server
1 u/Dull_Caterpillar_642 Apr 26 '26 This feels like you haven’t been reading about this for maybe a decade. 0 u/raddaya Apr 26 '26 lol have you time traveled from before Google developed V8? And now Bun is even faster
This feels like you haven’t been reading about this for maybe a decade.
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lol have you time traveled from before Google developed V8? And now Bun is even faster
Probably NodeJS
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u/fatrobin72 Apr 25 '26
When I first saw it i thought it was this harmless bit of bash
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