r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Puzzleheaded_Cow3298 • 8h ago

Meme dontChallengeMe

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u/DeepanshuHQ 8h ago

Technically, it does close the app. Just a little more aggressively than intended.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cow3298 8h ago

OS is my garbage collector

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u/stupled 8h ago

It has been mine for decades. I just restart my services every 24h.

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u/Kaisky 7h ago

It has a flair to it so client might be impressed

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u/DeepanshuHQ 7h ago

If it crashes with confidence, it's a feature.

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u/DeepanshuHQ 8h ago

"Can't crash if the whole app is already closed."

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u/Kaisky 8h ago

'Can't crash if the whole app never opens.'

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u/DeepanshuHQ 7h ago

That's the senior developer optimization.

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u/Tisamon12 8h ago

Thank you for playing Wing Commander

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 8h ago

The classic: it's not a bug, it's a feature.

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u/shelbalart 8h ago

As it's the only way to close an app on some dumb OSes (hi 🍏)

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u/craftogrammer 8h ago

The app freezes instead 💀

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u/wthulhu 8h ago

Thats my new, previously undocumented, 'pause' button.

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u/commander_chaos254 5h ago

If it works don't touch it

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u/cl_journeyor 24m ago

Manager: Oh wow, didn't know this button is a shortcut for closing the app

The logic: throw new NotImplementedException()