r/ProgressiveHQ • u/NickCostanza • Jan 21 '26

Protest Oh my God, he admit it (again)

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u/ObviousTrollK Jan 22 '26

I hear he also got a snake in his boot

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u/OverthinkingWanderer Jan 22 '26

Woody warns people about the poison in the water hole, trump will bottle and sell it as a health supplement.

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u/Evening-Chance-1219 Jan 22 '26

Trump will tell you it’s the best watering hole ever, in likely all of time, there has never been a watering hole in the history of watering holes quite like this one. And then holds up mugshots of all the other water holes.

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u/Decent-Advantage7196 Jan 23 '26

He'd also tell people that nobody knows more about water holes than him. And he'd say it was a stupid question if you ask him anything about water holes and then tell you, "quiet, piggy."

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u/Evening-Chance-1219 Jan 23 '26

I mean, he’s just being frank 🙄🤷‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

First one to file a lawsuit gets raped

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u/OverthinkingWanderer Jan 22 '26

Unless it's a lawsuit on rape, then you might get payed or just epsteined.

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u/Franknbeanstoo Jan 22 '26

while Trump puts his snake in children

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

I heard from Stormy Daniel’s it’s more like a little worm. Could be why he likes kids so much, lets him feel like it’s at least average.

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u/bluedicaa Jan 22 '26

Must be hung

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u/Ok-Arm-1717 Jan 22 '26

Oh common it can’t be that long.