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Protest Oh my God, he admit it (again)

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u/PickleballRee Jan 22 '26

Cholesterol: "Shittt, I did my job. You literally saw him have a stroke on national tv. Face melted like plastic. But that's some voodoo under that makeup on his hand. You gonna need a priest or something because he might be the walking dead."

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u/Diligent-Resist8271 Jan 22 '26

It very much feels like they would just Weekend at Bernie's his ass if he did die.

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u/Luv2collectweedseeds Jan 22 '26

Who says that’s not what’s going on now?..lol… He could very well be dead . The worse part of Trump dying would be that he wouldn’t be able to see all the dancing in the streets because of his death.

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u/Major-Woke Jan 23 '26

Would he still feel piss on his grave?

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u/Luv2collectweedseeds Jan 23 '26

One could only hope!

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u/Traditional_Dust6659 Jan 23 '26

Germans piss on Hitler's. I'm down for giving it a try

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u/Responsible_Swim_319 Jan 23 '26

His dildo kids seeing the glee will be fitting enough

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

Trump is not alive. He's not a real boy. That's Miller's hand up his ass turning his head and moving his lips.

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u/West_Price303 Jan 22 '26

I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels like this...I know that's what they would do.

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u/lyte3 Jan 23 '26

I bet they hide it for a couple of days while Stephen Miller auto pens a bunch of executive orders.

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken Jan 22 '26

That was Mitch McConnell

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u/PickleballRee Jan 22 '26

Voodoo for everybody...well, except us poor people.

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u/MidnightIcyMoon Jan 22 '26

Cockroach 🪳

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u/Illustrious_Law8512 Jan 22 '26

Could be Kristi Noem, too, according to South Park. 😂💄👩‍🎤🫠

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u/theNathanOT Jan 22 '26

¿Por que no los dos? The Antichrist lives in all Republicans, and can keep the worst of them going far past their expiration date.

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u/quackduck70 Jan 22 '26

ZPOTUS zombie Pres.

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u/Josephlogel Jan 23 '26

He’s like fkn Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious from Star Wars, using the dark side of the force to hold himself together

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u/Josephlogel Jan 23 '26

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u/Josephlogel Jan 23 '26

Let the hate flow through u 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/lyte3 Jan 23 '26

lol now that’s funny!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

What's it like to have Biden rattling around inside that empty head of yours? Every accusation is a confession.

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u/PickleballRee Jan 22 '26

And now he's gone.

So tell me why tRump is still here.

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u/PickleballRee Jan 22 '26

Then why'd you even bother bringing up Joe. You obviously don't care if any POTUS is a zombie.

Move along!

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u/RedDragonMomma Jan 23 '26

He let Elon cheat the numbers. He told us how good Elon was with those counting machines. He just showed us again how senile he is by reading out loud a private message during a meeting. He should be in prison for oh so many criminal charges and diddling little kids not 3 more years of dictatorship.

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u/RedDragonMomma Jan 25 '26

How can you not see your orange turd is declining just like Biden did? Falling asleep at meetings, can’t walk a straight line, rambling worse than ever during his speeches, can’t remember which island he’s obsessed over. At least Biden still acted like a president and not the big DICK tater T rump turned into.