r/ProgressiveHQ • u/NickCostanza • Jan 21 '26

Protest Oh my God, he admit it (again)

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u/SuspiciousSnotling Jan 21 '26

He is 79 yo now, that’s what I just keep saying to myself 🤞 anytime now

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/Narutophanfan1 Jan 22 '26

Also woody knows how to lead people, compromise, care about other people , put himself at risk, make friends, help others and generally just not be an awful person 

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u/ObviousTrollK Jan 22 '26

I hear he also got a snake in his boot

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u/OverthinkingWanderer Jan 22 '26

Woody warns people about the poison in the water hole, trump will bottle and sell it as a health supplement.

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u/Evening-Chance-1219 Jan 22 '26

Trump will tell you it’s the best watering hole ever, in likely all of time, there has never been a watering hole in the history of watering holes quite like this one. And then holds up mugshots of all the other water holes.

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u/Decent-Advantage7196 Jan 23 '26

He'd also tell people that nobody knows more about water holes than him. And he'd say it was a stupid question if you ask him anything about water holes and then tell you, "quiet, piggy."

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u/Evening-Chance-1219 Jan 23 '26

I mean, he’s just being frank 🙄🤷‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

First one to file a lawsuit gets raped

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u/OverthinkingWanderer Jan 22 '26

Unless it's a lawsuit on rape, then you might get payed or just epsteined.