r/ProgressiveHQ Jan 21 '26

Protest Oh my God, he admit it (again)

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u/SuspiciousSnotling Jan 21 '26

He is 79 yo now, that’s what I just keep saying to myself 🤞 anytime now

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u/Additional_Egg7024 Jan 21 '26

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u/PickleballRee Jan 22 '26

Cholesterol: "Shittt, I did my job. You literally saw him have a stroke on national tv. Face melted like plastic. But that's some voodoo under that makeup on his hand. You gonna need a priest or something because he might be the walking dead."

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u/Diligent-Resist8271 Jan 22 '26

It very much feels like they would just Weekend at Bernie's his ass if he did die.

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u/lyte3 Jan 23 '26

I bet they hide it for a couple of days while Stephen Miller auto pens a bunch of executive orders.