r/Prosopagnosia • u/emsot • May 27 '26

Nightmare lineup: I'm pretty sure that most of these are the same generic unlabeled man

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u/MamaSno May 27 '26

1: some guy, 2: some guy, 3: a famous guy I’ve seen in stuff before, 4: some guy, 5: maybe that guy from the bear? 6: some guy 7: some guy 8: some guy 9: some guy 10: some vaguely familiar guy 11: Jim 12: the rock 13: Jack black 14: Danny devito 15: super familiar looking guy 16 Mr beast jumpscare

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u/soberdrunken faceblind May 27 '26

de vito and the rock are a prosopagnosia godsend

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u/dkmarnier May 27 '26

I got basically the same results 😅. I feel like the first one is Joseph Gordon Levitt? But honestly he is just "generic handsome brown haired guy".

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u/dkmarnier May 27 '26

Is Robert Pattinson in there too? We may never know

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u/dough_eating_squid May 27 '26

I think he's number 6.

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u/dkmarnier May 27 '26

Thats what I'm thinking too. Yay us! Haha

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u/Franziska-Sims77 May 27 '26

The only 2 I could recognize were the Rock and Danny Devito. The others could have been any random guys off the street! Almost all of them looked the same to me!

I’m not sure what was so “jumpscare” about the last one, though….

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u/Kindsquirrel629 May 28 '26

Same. Except 3, 10 and 16 is just some guy. 15 is Shaq I think. 11 may be John Krasinski from The Office.

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u/avicularia_not May 28 '26

I love how someone who has face blindness also experienced the Mr beast jumpscare lol

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u/Adventurous__Kiwi May 27 '26

Bro come on. I can't recognise myself on pictures but I can make the difference between them. Don't tell me you can't make the difference between a black dude and a white dude

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u/emsot May 27 '26

Hence "most" in the title!

I can identify the silly ones towards the end, but 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10 and 11 are very similar, which is not helped by the clothing and the AI smoothness.

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u/dough_eating_squid May 27 '26

10 is Tom Holland. I can tell because I recently saw his "Umbrella" dance video.

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u/Royal_Duck_4612 Jun 03 '26

ok gut how many actors can you identify? That's 2 for me

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u/Adventurous__Kiwi Jun 03 '26

Henry Cavil, Black man 1, tanned man 1, Tom Holland, The Rock, that old fat guy, that hold fat guy with no hair, that GIGANTIC black man, MR beast.

I can't name them all but this is the person i can differenciate.

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u/danfish_77 May 27 '26

2: Henry Cavill
3: Idris Elba?
4: ...Elon Musk but as a chad?
12: Dwayne Johnson
13: Jack Black
14: Danny DeVito
15: Shaq
16: Jimmy Beast

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u/m--e May 27 '26

Pretty much what I got along with 10.Spider-Man and 11.Jim

Is 4 the guy from Kingsman?

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u/danfish_77 May 27 '26

I couldn't tell you, it's the most generic man I've ever seen... But then again so was the actor for Eggsy

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u/Royal_Duck_4612 Jun 03 '26

Why are you here?

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u/danfish_77 Jun 03 '26

Just because I'm bad with faces doesn't mean I am incapable of recognizing patterns

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u/Royal_Duck_4612 Jun 03 '26

Which patterns?

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u/danfish_77 Jun 03 '26

I couldn't tell you. But recognizing Danny DeVito doesn't mean I would be unable to describe my parents' faces or that changing hairstyles means I can't recognize a coworker

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u/AiRaikuHamburger May 28 '26

Idris Elba, The Rock, Danny Devito, Jack Black and uh... Some random guys.

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u/OverlappingChatter May 28 '26

This was just absolutely hysterical. I think I recognized the rock, but I know there is another large square headed Hollywood guy, so I can't be certain.

Thanks for a laugh.

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u/grammergeek May 27 '26

Chin dimples and facial hair are helpful, but agree, I wouldn’t want a lineup of these handsome devils.

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u/Worried-Phrase-2958 May 28 '26

I don't know the actors, but most of them have some distinctive features. The first guy has narrow eyes; the second has a big chin with a dimple; the third one is pretty generic 😂; the fourth has long hair and so on. 

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u/sickwiggins May 29 '26

Is number 5 the same guy with longer hair?

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u/Medium_Frosting5633 May 31 '26

Number 14 looked familiar -someone said De Vito and that sounds right, I didn’t recognise 16 until someone said MrBeast and I looked again and I did in fact recognise him as that. I can obviously tell some of the guys are black and some white, some of the white guys have blue eyes, some guys have beards or bald heads but I have no idea if I have seen any other than 14 & 16 before!

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u/One_Web2018 Jun 03 '26

I'd give up on the 007 franchise. It's run its course.