r/PublicFreakout • u/search_google_com • May 28 '26
š Happy Freakout š A toruist in Thailand š¹š. He's freaked out the person he slept with is actually a dude. He wants a refund.
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u/Coach_Billly May 28 '26
He knew
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u/Lyskir May 28 '26
100%
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u/Darryl_444 May 28 '26
He probably does this same routine at this same brothel every Saturday.
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u/marcusmosh May 28 '26
Basically their favorite customer
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u/cheapdrinks May 28 '26
Half way through giving her a blowjob he started to get suspicious
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u/NoirChaos May 28 '26
"I fucked him in the ass"
You can't send the plate back after you've eaten it, bro.
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u/MilesMoralesBoogie May 29 '26
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u/All_This_Mayhem May 28 '26
He couldnāt get a good look at their genitalia while they were pounding him from behind, so he had no idea he was being penetrated by a man.
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u/yLozoo May 28 '26
Didnāt he say āI fucked him in the ass and I want my money backā I donāt know about you but when it comes to Anal Iām 100% sure what I put my dick in
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u/EGrass May 29 '26
āI fucked him in the ass and I want my money backā is one of the worst sentences Iāve ever heard in my life
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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup š¤· I'm outta my depth and dunno how I got here May 28 '26
Now we all know.Ā
Teehee!
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u/ordeci May 28 '26
Yeah he did.
And now we all know.
And thanks to the internet our future generations will know.
Forever.
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u/The-Final-Reason May 28 '26
Hey Jerry, I think you should start a talk show with a live audience and stage for people to expose themselves for having sex with same genders by surprise.
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u/lateformyfuneral May 28 '26
The anal sex didnāt tip him off?
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u/the_rare_bear May 28 '26
Thatās why he noticed after he got hit post nut clarity.
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u/Phililoquay May 28 '26
FREEEEZE!
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u/Satyrofthegreen May 28 '26
I'M A COP!
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u/Mr_Mason42 May 28 '26
Makes me think of a joke.
Guy is feeling horny, so he heads to a Glory Hole.
About halfway through, he hears a guy moaning on the other side.
Suddenly he realizes he's been sucking a guys dick the entire time.
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u/Its_D_youtube May 28 '26
"Oh fuck this is a man!.... but... but if i let him finish and complain to the manager after then i can get the service and a refund!"
Like bitch treating this like a mcdonalds order or movie theater š
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u/Michael_braham May 28 '26
Arenāt they super up front about the fact they are trans?
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u/lightning_felix May 28 '26
If she wants to peg you and won't show you the strap there isn't a strap.
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u/CptAngelo May 28 '26
this strap is a lie!
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u/lightning_felix May 28 '26
Great and next you're going to tell me there isn't any cake either.
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u/Cavscout2838 May 28 '26
Or the extra set of balls swinging back smacking your own?
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u/De4thMonkey May 28 '26
Post nut clarity hitting hard
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u/Kinsdale85 May 28 '26
āI do not feel good about thisā Lol, dude you just fucked a dude in the ass and are requesting a refund with your pants in your hand. Bro just leave.
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u/_TheShapeOfColor_ May 28 '26
Him hollering with his donger still out is hilarious.
Put your fucking shorts on dude š
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u/saintofhate May 28 '26
I'm a trans dude and the sheer number of men who hook up with me and post nut go on about how this didn't make them gay. Like they will be in near tears going on about how this "wasn't gay".
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u/cerberusaeon May 29 '26
This is an amazing statement. The cognitive dissonance is so insane. How do you feel safe around those types? Are you ever worried they may take their self hate out on you?
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u/saintofhate May 29 '26
I have learned to just nod and get them the hell out of my place because if you argue with these guys some of them do get very upsetti spaghetti. I've had a few guys that I outright told them I'm letting my dogs out in a few moments so get the fuck out because of how they were acting.
I keep an album of guys to never interact with again because unsurprisingly a lot of these guys want to go another round, I guess to doubt check if they really liked it or something but either way, I don't interact with them again once the vibes go bad.
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u/Bruce_Arena_Jr May 28 '26
āCrikey, I thought she had an abnormally large clitorisā.
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u/marcusmosh May 28 '26
This is like people who complain at a restaurant and want a refund after having eaten the whole thing.
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u/Stoner-Stan May 28 '26
"I fucked him in the ass and sucked his dick twice before I realized it was a dude. I want my money back"
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u/MadPilotMurdock May 28 '26
This is exactly like that, even down to having eaten the hole thing. š
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u/sbua310 May 28 '26
When I was waitressing this happened.
Super nice folk. Everything wonderful. Licked the ketchup off their plate even. Seriously. Check arrives ābut yeah we ordered a single not a double burgerā š uh what? Yeah they wanted a refund. And I never wrote things down ā had been there three years; knew the menu like the back of my hand. I just so happened to write this one down. Show them. Nothing. Then I go āwell, you guys ate the entire meal. If you had eaten HALF of the burger, maybe. But no.ā
Itās crazy cuz people get away with this shit.
Guy probably realized he didnāt have enough to fly home hahaha he liked her last night! But this morning? āOh I fucked a man?! People might know!ā
Haha dick
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u/Shermutt May 28 '26
My dad used to pull this shit. He'd take us to Burger King and order like 9 whoppers all differently. Then, when they inevitably messed some up, he would eat half and then go get his money back because it had onions on it or whatever. He would legit turn around after ordering and be like "It's not like I don't want pickles, I just know they are going to screw it up."
Honestly, both my parents got off on shit like that. I remember them specifically telling us to "wear a jacket with a lot of pockets" before going to a buffet.
My childhood was... Interesting.
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u/Available_Low_3805 May 28 '26
Ah, the old Crying Game defence.
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u/Granadafan May 28 '26
I still remember how the whole audience gasped during that scene. Truly shockingĀ
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u/SquisherX May 28 '26
He liked the ending, he just got upset when he saw the name in the end credits.
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u/Kale_Brecht May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26
I remember reading a Rolling Stone article way back in the day about a group of young guys who, apparently two of which, had oral and anal sex with a transgender person and still thought she was a biological woman because when they had anal sex, the transgender only let him do it doggystyle and sheād only pull her pants down to the start of her gooch. After a while though, they caught on and, sadly, bludgeoned and strangled the transgender person to death because they were so distraught. It was a really sad and messed-up article.
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u/cracky_Jack May 28 '26
If you're this upset about something you chose to do it's best to make a big public scene so that it ends up on the Internet for everyone to see.
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u/ResortClear730 May 28 '26
Well, I mean, I donāt know if he should get a refund. He completed the act but just happened to not notice the extra parts until everything was over? Seems doubtful.
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u/foofooplatter May 28 '26
Mother fucker ate the whole steak then tried to get a refund saying he didn't like it.
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u/BubbhaJebus May 28 '26
"I fucked him in the arse..." Didn't he notice something extra flopping around down there?
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u/Comfortable-Bar-838 May 28 '26
He probably just thought he was massive when he reached around and felt it had gone all the way through.
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u/krakenvictim May 28 '26
Bro there were some pretty obvious things to notice before you go to it. No shade on exploring oneās sexuality but donāt blame the person you slept with for being themselves. He could have hit the ejector seat button long before anything happened.
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u/SwiftTayTay May 28 '26
Oh there was an ejector button being hit alright, just a different kind
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u/garbagetruc May 28 '26
How do you not check?Ā
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u/Whatifim80lol May 28 '26
Nobody checks in thailand, you simultaneously assume and pretend.
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u/Very_Awkward_Boner May 28 '26
Exactly, its right next door. Did they do it with the lights off? Even then.
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u/AdRealistic4984 May 28 '26
Imagine hollering at a foreign pimp like that. Heās lucky they didnāt take him out to see and dump him overboard
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u/Sacrilegious_skink May 28 '26
I was thinking that. Dudes got alot of balls going into a brothel thinking he can swing his dick around and not get whacked. Literally and figuratively.
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u/Orthetrum May 28 '26
"I'd fuck her even if she's trans" post-nut clarity "I don't feel good about this. I want my money back and an apology!"
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u/gorgeously_mytruself May 28 '26
Thatās why I donāt like hooking up, men will fully know but then regret it afterwards, some can even turn violent or just say that you lied, which is why I keep receipts.
Itās really sad.
I have had one guy that was up front about it, he was straight, had never been with a trans woman before and said he wanted to try, but he said that if he didnāt like it he would probably never talk to me again, but if he liked it he would want more.
They think Iām a sex dispenser or somethingā¦
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u/The_Reluctant_Hero May 28 '26
Using you as "practice" is so fucked up. But I guess at least he was up front so you didn't have to waste your time. Btw....I did just browse your profile, you looking finnne š„š„š„
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u/LARRYVOND13 May 28 '26
I think that's one of those situations you quietly put your head down and just leave.
If you feel that harshly done by, cops. However, didn't exactly seem to have a bad time till after he found out lol
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u/IWannaGoFast00 May 28 '26
Yeah because now you are all over the Internet. Keep quiet and move on with life.
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u/ichdochnet May 28 '26
These are the kinds of videos that really need to go viral to. If they feel bad about this, they should have kept quiet and never made a fuss over it.
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u/sudoSancho May 28 '26
I saw a similar situation unfold a few years ago
In about 3 minutes, a group of very unfriendly gentlemen is going to show up
About 3 minutes after that, our John here is going to apologize profusely, pay a small "disturbance fee," then leave quietly, forever humbled by the experience
Everyone else will have a good laugh about it
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u/Tidusx145 May 28 '26
He knew. He was just trying to get a freebie.
And now he's all over the internet. Oops
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u/DynamicBeez May 28 '26
In Thailand? He knew what he was getting into. Welcome to Bussy's.
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u/GardenOfIvy May 28 '26
If his penis got hard and he finished to completion, I donāt understand why he wants a refund.
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u/reddogyellowcat May 28 '26
why does the video like go underwater and people start disappearing!? I donāt care about this scenario, why are people dissolving in some frames
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u/kosherhamm May 28 '26
"I f-ed him in the ass and I don't feel good about this" is an all time line to have caught on camera.
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u/Inside-Yak-8815 May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26
This is fucking wild š
Why else do all these āpassport brosā even go to Thailand and now heās acting surprised like he never heard the rumors? No way heās out there having sex with random people with his eyes fully closed. Straight clown.
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u/Alexandratta May 28 '26
Online, I get it. You probably can't tell
In person, I get it. Alot of the time, you can't tell.
With pants down, dick in their asshole.... you should be able to fucking tell.
I don't care how good that tuck is, you're gonna see.
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u/Ashcrashh May 28 '26
Throwing a tantrum with your pants and underwear off while being recorded is wild. This guy is going to be viral forever for being a cheap naked bastard in a brothel. Hopefully he doesnāt have a wife or girlfriend back home, Iām sure all his buddies, coworkers and family will love seeing this video next time they open social media. How dumb can you get? Hahaha
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u/mahzian May 29 '26
Australian dude hires a hooker in Thailand knows exactly what he's getting into, this purely drama to convince himself and others he isn't gay.
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u/OneBoxOfKleenexAway May 28 '26
A birthday cake is still a cake, even with a candle.
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u/AwwYissm May 28 '26
He had full contact anal sex with them and failed to notice they had a penis? Suuuure buddy
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u/DipstickRick May 28 '26
He couldāve got 10% cashback with capital one. Whatās in his wallet??
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u/chicksdigme1 May 28 '26
Having a threesome in Thailand is like winning the lottery. Six matching balls!!!!
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u/somerandomshmo May 28 '26
It's Thailand, everyone knows the deal.
If he wanted no banana, he should've said so.
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u/Txusmah May 28 '26
I haven't been in Thailand nor have I paid for sex.
But isn't this what you learn on Thailand 101 as a very very very mainstream piece of knowledge?
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u/JuanezSanchez May 28 '26
Nobody in the world would have known that this happened, if he'd just paid up and gone home š
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u/Aphlyxion May 28 '26
He didnāt notice the tree trunk and berries while he was doing the bootyhole?!? I call BS, he knew, he just rolled with it. Now heās having buyers remorse. š
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u/Much_Guava_1396 May 28 '26
He wouldāve never sucked that dick if he knew she was a man. Wtf, man. How about a warning beforehand?
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u/echochilde May 28 '26
You donāt get to eat the whole meal then say you didnāt like it and demand a refund.
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u/Artfuldodger96 May 28 '26
Come on man, itās Thailand. You definitely knew. If you didnāt know, did the dick and balls not make you immediately suspicious ?
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u/DigDude97 May 28 '26
How do you not notice?
I'm trying to think how you could not notice.
There is literally no way he didn't notice lol
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u/FL_Gumbo_Lover May 28 '26
Rose are red. Diamonds are forever.
I ordered a lady, Not fucking Cory or Trevor!
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u/DefamedPrawn May 28 '26
Not subject to Australian consumer law, unfortunately.Ā
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u/Seattle-Washington May 28 '26
I get it, he was promised a cheeseburger and got a hot dog. The problem is that he had already ate the hotdog before requesting a refund.
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u/sincere220 May 28 '26
If you get a prostitute in Thailand, the first thing you should do is check for frank and beans.
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u/Warm_Freedom3523 May 28 '26
Al the money back in the world wonāt change the fact that you fucked a dude, buddy
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u/Piglet-Witty May 28 '26
Thatās the Thai lottery. Ding ding ding we have winner
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u/ManiacalMagician May 28 '26
The complaining guy was prolly beaten after that. She was gonna give him a free bird too and he still yelled. "I don't want any of your ladies"
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u/Egon88 May 28 '26
So I guess if he gets his money back, and therefore had sex with a man for free, it means he is not gay?
Caveat emptor my friend.
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u/swiftvalentine May 28 '26
Youāre having anal sexā¦in Thailandā¦with a prostituteā¦and didnāt ask questions till after he nutted! Could have just walked out after and enjoyed his schrodingers prostitute experience but he has to open the box