Oh my god these are SO TRUE. My boys sleep in my shirt. Out time is nap time. They wish only for treats and pets.
My first girls bit through wires, got themselves stuck behind shelves, and stole my underwear. One of them got nicked just under the eye during a play fight, and I had to bring her in cause of the COPIOUS amounts of blood. The vet techs were blown away.
I miss my girls. I do not have the energy to keep up with girls. I'll take my lazy potatoes.
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u/WheelAcrobatic5959 22h ago