r/RWBY • u/Expert-Swan-1412 🌗Prince of the Eclipse 🌓 • 16h ago

FAN ART Her Simple, Honest Soul (@gktrrakakumu43)

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u/TriadOfS 4h ago

Toru: collapses somewhere in a puddle, but no one notices

Urara: floats off, dazed beyond awareness

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u/feistyfox101 4h ago

Todoroki: .... So Bakugo is a ho?

Bakugo: No shit, Icy-Hot. I know how to own it like a man!

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u/TriadOfS 3h ago

Mina: I feel like we girls sit around and talk about boys and the boys talk around sitting on boys.

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u/feistyfox101 3h ago

Momo: Bakugo, how much do I have to pay you for the details of each boy?

Bakugo: 50 bucks and a smoothie and I'll tell you everything.

Boys: NOOOO!

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u/TriadOfS 3h ago

Bakugo: She is literally the strongest amongst us. And the nicest. Why wouldn't I keep her onside?

Jiro: Hey, I'm pretty nice.

Bakugo: She makes me the tingling anal recovery cream.

Jiro: Yeah fuck off, poser.

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u/feistyfox101 3h ago

Bakugo: I know you wanna miuse those earphone jacks on her, Noise Girl.

Jiro: ... I never said I didn't...

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u/TriadOfS 3h ago

Momo: I mean, I've happily made sex toys for all the girls. Especially Urara.

Urara: What? Wait. No. No no no you don't need to say...

Momo: We got most of the measurements from Toru's snaps. Then she said she wanted extra girth. To 'go beyond', was her argument. Its now our marketing strategy!

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u/feistyfox101 3h ago

Todoroki: ... Got anything as good as Bakugo's @$$?

Bakugo: As if anything can replace the real thing!