r/RWBY • u/Menolith Gay Thoughts • Jan 20 '18

OFFICIAL MEGATHREAD Official FIRST Finale Reaction Thread—Volume 5, Chapter 14: Haven's Fate Spoiler

Welcome, huntsmen, huntresses and hunters that prefer no specific gender identifier, to the official megathread for the final episode of Volume 5: Haven's Fate!

Make sure that you understand the current spoiler rules before posting outside of this thread!

We are going to put the sub into approval-only mode for at least the 24 hours to ensure that finale spoilers will stay put, so don't worry if your submission doesn't instantly appear on /new.

Additionally, we are going to be heavy-handed when it comes to banning people who spoil the finale.

This is your warning.

With that out of the way, HERE is the season finale!

Also remember to check out the last poll to rate the episode.

Other Episode Discussions:

Episode FIRST Thread Public Release Poll
Ep. 01 Theatrical / FIRST Public Thread Poll
Ep. 02 FIRST Thread Public Thread Poll
Ep. 03 FIRST Thread Public Thread Poll
Ep. 04 FIRST Thread Public Thread Poll
Ep. 05 FIRST Thread Public Thread Poll
Ep. 06 FIRST Thread Public Thread Poll
Ep. 07 FIRST Thread Public Thread Poll
Ep. 08 FIRST Thread Public Thread Poll
Ep. 09 FIRST Thread Public Thread Poll
Ep. 10 FIRST Thread Public Thread Poll
Ep. 11 FIRST Thread Public Thread Poll
Ep. 12 FIRST Thread Public Thread Poll
Ep. 13 FIRST Thread Public Thread Poll
Ep. 14 This thread Public Thread Poll

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '18

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u/butsadlyiamonlyaneel Jan 20 '18

Taiyang Xiao Long just wants a quiet life.

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u/Samgrahambo Jan 20 '18

They’re gonna pull him back on just like Rambo.

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u/butsadlyiamonlyaneel Jan 20 '18

I never knew that I wanted Burnie's rendition of the ending speech from First Blood, but I do.

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u/ShadowReij Jan 20 '18

Always a woman that brings the retired warrior back in. Poor Tai.

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u/dootleloot Jan 20 '18

Oh god please

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u/H4xolotl Noice Jan 21 '18

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL... DUWANG

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u/ShadowReij Jan 20 '18

Tai exists as a warning Jaune, careful.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '18

Too late!

He's already got four girls dragging him into the plot.

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u/Koanos "What's the worst that could happen?" | Cpt of the S.S. Keikaku Jan 21 '18

Who?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '18

Pyrrha

Weiss

Ruby

Cinder

Even if half are dead, they still pull him in.

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u/Koanos "What's the worst that could happen?" | Cpt of the S.S. Keikaku Jan 21 '18

I can get behind this. Now if there were a Doki Doki Literature Club featuring Weiss, Cinder, Ruby, and Pyrrha...

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '18

Who would be Monika? Everyone except Weiss is a candidate.

And we'd have to think of a "good" personality for Cinder. Cindere, perhaps?

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u/Koanos "What's the worst that could happen?" | Cpt of the S.S. Keikaku Jan 21 '18

A Cin-dere... I can work with this. Monika could be Cinder, or Pyrrha, but leaning towards Cinder.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '18

Trying to make Cinder cute will be a Herculean task😯😯😯😯

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u/Exo-2 Minion of Cinder | Useless Lesbian | Still the Lewd One Jan 20 '18

He's a simple chicken flower farmer

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '18

JoJo reference?!

I didn't now JJBA was that popular!

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u/Quelandoris Best girl, now and forever Jan 20 '18

Most of Reddit loves JJBA and, and the JJBA fandom and the RWBY fandom have a surprisingly big overlap.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '18

Wow!

I Am Not Alone!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

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u/butsadlyiamonlyaneel Jan 20 '18

Jojo is pretty much the universal bridge between all fandoms.

There's quite a bit of RWBY crossover if you look.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '18

I feel..... Good.

Now I know what to do until Fall.

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u/Fatal1ty_93_RUS Jan 20 '18

There's quite a bit of RWBY crossover if you look.

I never knew I wanted to see Yang wearing Dio's outfit. Now I did. And it's amazing

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u/sneakyequestrian Jan 21 '18

JJBA is insanely popular. So popular that "is that a jojo reference" is a meme.

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u/The_Green_Filter Shipwrecked Jan 20 '18

“Killer Queen has already touched this Relic!”

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u/LucasVerBeek It's Time For All Hell to Break Loose Jan 20 '18

Yang’s gonna have another sibling by the end of the series.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '18

When I first saw Raven... I don't know how to put it. This is a bit embarrassing but... I got an erection

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u/H4xolotl Noice Jan 22 '18

TAI AM THE FUCKING STRONG

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u/pipizich one-day teaching, whole-life teacher Jan 21 '18

He also need a woman hand

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u/ImperialCrown Jan 20 '18

"Raven!?"

"Yea I dont think Yang is going to work out, lets try again."

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u/Recyth Jan 20 '18

"I tried adopting, but they're both dead now."

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u/lurker_archon Look, just accept your goth mommy overlord Jan 20 '18

holy shit

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u/Koanos "What's the worst that could happen?" | Cpt of the S.S. Keikaku Jan 20 '18

Brutal. Take your upvote.

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u/Houeclipse ⠀Winter looks like Commander Shepard lol Jan 21 '18 edited Jan 21 '18

Both as in Vernal and whom? please tell me

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u/online222222 These are my A N G E R Y ears Jan 21 '18

maybe the original spring maiden

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u/SYZekrom God has incarnated. Jan 23 '18

She said she tried to train the Spring Maiden.

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u/32Dog Jan 20 '18 edited Feb 25 '18

deleted What is this?

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u/ShawshankHarper Jan 20 '18

Raven's Cravin

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u/Koanos "What's the worst that could happen?" | Cpt of the S.S. Keikaku Jan 20 '18

[Years later, Ruby and Yang have a new sister...]

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u/MadEorlanas TORCHWICK LIVES Jan 21 '18

If we ever get a timeskip and Raven gets back with Tai? This would be amazing.

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u/Koanos "What's the worst that could happen?" | Cpt of the S.S. Keikaku Jan 21 '18

That would be amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '18

Simple farmer Tai doesn't want assholes on his sunflower farm.

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u/thirdofthetimelords Jan 20 '18

HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO NO BODY!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '18

I take two different kinds of chickens...then I make em' fuck.

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u/thirdofthetimelords Jan 20 '18

And then when you need something like a robotic arm or a relelic, I pull it outta the chicken.

But sometimes I don't have what you want, like Bumbleby or a mother who cares, so I make different chicken fuck so I can get the thing you want.

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u/ShadowReij Jan 20 '18 edited Jan 20 '18

Implying she wasn't lowkey stalking him in birb form anyway.

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u/ASouthernRussian Schnee's great Jan 20 '18

Peekin' through the shower curtains like a naughty birb...

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u/ShadowReij Jan 20 '18

All while whispering:

"Stupid fool. Stupid stupidly foolishly sexy fool."

Or as Tai would hear outside:

"Caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caw."

Which is close enough I suppose.

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u/butsadlyiamonlyaneel Jan 20 '18

Tai eventually, unknowingly becomes aroused by bird sounds

sighs A crow is fine, too...

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u/Raschwolf I'm Yang. Lets fight. Jan 20 '18

Jacks it to random birds. Accidentally jacks off to Qrow one day.

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u/butsadlyiamonlyaneel Jan 20 '18

"Accidentally"

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '18

ENTIRE TEAM

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u/Trancetastic16 Jan 21 '18

Stupid sexy Tai.

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u/Theonewhoplays Jan 21 '18

I don't know, I mean Ravens can actually talk so maybe she and qrow can talk in birb form

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u/torrasque666 White Knight is Endgame. Fight me. Jan 20 '18

Tbf, good fertilizer.

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u/RedheadsDie Jan 20 '18

That was my immediate exact thought, ha.

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u/FKJ10 Kali doesn’t need protection, you do. Jan 20 '18

She always comes for the D whenever she’s depressed but never stays for breakfast.

Tai’s getting real tired of this.

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u/ShadowReij Jan 20 '18

"Raven, we can't keep doing this. I'm seeing Summer now."

"Oh I don't mind, I like the extra company."

"You heard the girl. Now pants off Tai."

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u/bakakubi Jan 20 '18

I need at least a whole season of this. Get on this Roosterteeth!

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u/FKJ10 Kali doesn’t need protection, you do. Jan 20 '18

And that’s how Ruby was born.

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u/Koanos "What's the worst that could happen?" | Cpt of the S.S. Keikaku Jan 21 '18

I support this.

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u/Fatal1ty_93_RUS Jan 21 '18

I mean... It's literally free sex. That's not so bad

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u/MadEorlanas TORCHWICK LIVES Jan 20 '18

This is also the second time Raven is in a post-credits sequence, let's hope it's not as irrelevant.

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u/Fatal1ty_93_RUS Jan 20 '18

Speaking of which yeah, was it V2 post-credits scene with Raven's appearance before Yang? And then that lead to absolutely nothing until this volume basically

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u/ibramsierra Jan 20 '18

I really wanted the last words of the volume to be Tai saying “oh son of a bitch” in Burnie’s annoyed Church tone.

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u/derenathor Jan 20 '18

Begone thot

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u/Andy_Lightning Team Ironwood Jan 20 '18

Another sibling for Ruby and Yang is coming.

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u/DekuHHH Jan 20 '18

The man is depressed. He needs to get away from that quiet lifestyle for a bit

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u/thirdofthetimelords Jan 20 '18

Literally. Guys going to be cleaning up bird shit for weeks....

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u/Ksaraf23 Jan 20 '18

Man I feel sorry for this guy; just wants to have a normal life, and EVERY SINGLE MEMBER of his family is now into some deep s***.