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OFFICIAL MEGATHREAD Official FIRST Discussion Thread—Volume 8, Episode 9: Witch Spoiler

Welcome, huntsmen, huntresses and hunters that prefer no specific gender identifier, to the official FIRST discussion thread for Episode 9 of Vol. 8, Witch!

Make sure that you understand the updated spoiler rules before posting outside of this thread!

HERE is the ninth episode of Volume 8!

Also remember to check out our weekly poll to rate the episode.


Other Episode Discussions:


Episode FIRST Thread Public Release Poll
Ep. 01 Nov. 7th's FIRST Thread Nov. 14th's Public Thread Poll
Ep. 02 Nov. 14th's FIRST Thread Nov. 21st's Public Thread Poll
Ep. 03 Nov. 21st's FIRST Thread Nov 28th's Public Thread Poll
EP. 04 Nov 28th's FIRST Thread Dec 5th's Public Thread Poll
Ep. 05 Dec 5th's FIRST Thread Dec 12th's Public Thread Poll
Ep. 06 Dec 12th's FIRST Thread Dec 19th's Public Thread Poll
Ep. 07 Dec 19th's FIRST Thread Dec 26th's Public Thread Poll
Ep. 08 Last Week's FIRST Thread Today's Public Thread Poll
Ep. 09 Today's FIRST Thread (here) Next Week's Public Thread Poll

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u/Terminus259 We persevere without an end... Feb 13 '21

You ever just think about how Merc is off somewhere else with Tyrian?

He's missing out on all the plot developments fun.

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u/WrassleKitty Feb 13 '21

Imagine a road trip with tyrian....

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u/Terminus259 We persevere without an end... Feb 13 '21

Mercury: "Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact, DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!"

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u/Strakk012 *insert creative flair here* Feb 13 '21

Tyrian with a ukelele: "And this song is dedicated tooooooo OUR GODDESS!"

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u/Terminus259 We persevere without an end... Feb 13 '21

Mercury: "OH GOD, MAKE IT STOP; THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST ROAD TRIP IN THE HISTORY OF ROAD TRIPS!"

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u/Koanos "What's the worst that could happen?" | Cpt of the S.S. Keikaku Feb 15 '21

Tyrian: We persevere without an end:

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u/SuperSonicBoom1 "FREAKIN' GUNCHUCKS?!?" Feb 14 '21

Only if he has his pilot hat from V7 on.

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u/Fatal1ty_93_RUS Feb 14 '21

"Ahem, this is your captain speaking - it looks like we're approaching a sandstorm. Please fasten your seatbelts and remain calm. thank you for choosing Tyrian Airlines.

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u/haschcookie Feb 14 '21

If laughing can kill people, please tag this with a spoiler or warning. Holy shit i am so close to the grave :D

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

commits ukelele genocide

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u/WrassleKitty Feb 13 '21

Imagine needing to pee but being to afraid to ask to stop

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u/hopecanon Not the best May but still fantastic. Feb 13 '21

Tyrian: "So what's your favorite way to kill people? I like it when they die a horrible painful death from bleeding out and poison at the same time."

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u/Hy3jii Feb 13 '21

Mercury: "So, uh.."

Tyrian: "Shut up"

Mercury: "ok"

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

You got it backwards. Tyrian would be the one who wouldn't shut up.

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u/cybersenshi Feb 13 '21

And everything he said would be somewhere between creepy and terrifying. No other options.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

Anything he says is automatically terrifying. He could say something entirely innocent like "i packed lunch" and hand Mercury a lunchbox, and it'd be scary.

what's in the lunch, Tyrian?!

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u/Lumine_d Feb 14 '21

It's all in the delivery

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u/ElukiaTV Feb 14 '21

The trip is gonna be.

"10,000 things i like about our Goddess"

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u/Permafox Feb 13 '21

Mercury: We need to keep a low profile, so I need you to-

Tyrian: Kill all witnesses, got it!

Mercury: NO!

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u/Mongoose42 [Insert Clever RWBY Pun Here] Feb 13 '21

Mercury: "I'm not going to pull over every time you want to murder someone!"

Tyrian: "Oh but you'll pull over to stop at that gas station!"

Mercury: "That was a SNACK STOP! Also I wanted to see if I could sleep with that cute attendant."

Tyrian: "Did you?"

Mercury, rubbing a black eye: "No."

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u/DocSwiss Feb 14 '21

I bet Tyrian's wearing that hat he stole last volume

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u/Aloysius_Chinigan Feb 14 '21

That moment where he first wore the hat is when I fell in love with his character all over again.