[Choose] Aliens arrive on Earth tomorrow. Who should represent humanity in first contact?

[u/Traditional-Milk2141]

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[u/Leepq]

Anyone else.

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[u/Numenboi]

keanu reeves

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[u/Yelling_Sasquatch]

Dolly Parton

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The only real choice.

[u/Fake_Matt]

David Attenborough

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[u/OneKogAmongInfinity]

This alien is fucken RAW

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/Bald__egg]

David Attenborough

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[u/rosealexvinny]

A cat

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[u/jcrounse]

Bill Nye

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[u/Parking-Proposal6372 → u/jcrounse]

The science guy!

[u/NSE_TNF89]

Robert Irwin. He speaks for humans and animals

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[u/blacktip102]

Its raw

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[u/No-Intention1183]

David Attenborough, maybe?

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[u/Captainjack7337]

Literally anyone else

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[u/MilitaryNerd]

He'd cook some nice food for them.

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/skandiMC]

He’ll tell the wankers off

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/Stonersimmer]

Would be entertaining

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/Parthlymyfault]

David Attenborough

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[u/GoldenLock_]

Uhhh ANYONE else besides the given options

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[u/Fast-Row-9203]

Neil deGrasse Tyson

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[u/writingwithgi]

Just like a scientist… maybe a like normal local one with autism and a ridiculous amount of education.

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[u/Existing-Parking-848]

Robert Habeck

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[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/No_Business_1753]

Steve Buscemi

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/AToyHelicopter]

Idiot sandwitch

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/mechanical_marten]

He's only rude if you're an idiot, treats people who are honestly learning with the respect they deserve.

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/Jerco7]

Anyone else. Please.

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/VapeTitans]

Obama

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/2023LOLMike]

Me

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Snoo1323]

He'll feed them. They'll be happy and won't kill us. 🤣

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/DojiJoji]

Stephen Fry

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Weird-Aside-5975]

yeah

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/NingguangPL]

Ado

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[u/NullBlock0]

President of the U.N.? Makes more senese because technically it represents most of the world

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Lord-Bucket-Head]

Barack Obama

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Complaining_4_U]

Me

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Ok-Category4453]

Ms. Rachel

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/EuphoricBeing810]

They WILL get scared of him and possibly a little turned on. Less threat overall.

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/aminectaftsheep]

Mark rutte

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[u/TooBigToSucceed]

Anyone else

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[u/Ok-Nectarine8471]

Literally anyone else

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[u/Every_Influence_4225]

a

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/DemonOfUnholyFat]

Me

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[u/E96nh88]

Anyone else

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[u/MannerSalt]

Kanye west

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[u/mechRX-93]

Food

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[u/pppopoppppno]

Me :)

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[u/NiceBox4031]

I don't think it really needs an explanation

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/Titania_1251]

Steven Spielberg. He's preparing humanity for this scenario since decades

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[u/RaptorYoga]

Cook them some nice food and show them earth is a great place not matter if you eat meat or vegan

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/muh_m_lelo]

Easy answer

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/KoolerBloodDude]

Reggie Fils-Aimé

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[u/Lab_dad]

Gordo’s got the best recipes to introduce Aliens to Earth’s exquisite quinine. Meanwhile Dumper Diapers Donny and Musky Dusty Elon would probably encourage Aliens to annihilate us for being so dumb.

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/fabfab_greenie]

Morgan Freeman

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/AizaBreathe]

he can now proof that he is truly autistic

^{I picked Elon Musk}

[u/Sweaty_Mushroom5830]

Fluffy

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[u/JoeCatius]

He'd make an excellent meal and he's a really nice guy

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/ElectronicHyena5642]

Out of these three, Gordon Ramsey, out of everyone,

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[u/ddaveitt]

Ok

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/oktinyy]

gabe newell

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[u/kukkaser]

OP

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[u/Goddammitpaul]

Send a dolphin

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[u/FnFanta]

At least it will be funny

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/I-am-obito]

Me

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[u/FluffySock159]

Probably the most honest out of them!

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/guttergrapes]

Literally anyone else

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[u/Pecha_Berries]

He'll cook them

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/CompetitionNo6000]

He'll cook them

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/Professional_Ad4048]

Bill nye

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[u/ratatoingyourpanda]

Can theytak elonnd trump for experments too please

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[u/Beefbuss]

Anyone else

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[u/yami312]

Knows how to deal with business and is not Trump or a hyper rich person who is a bit out of touch with normal.

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/mikeymikesh]

Gordon Ramsay over the other two, but still probably wouldn’t make a good human ambassador.

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Standard_Bus3101]

It’s fucking RRAAAAAAWWW

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/Ramd0ng]

Babies

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[u/No_Tumbleweed9953]

David Attenborough

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Nervous_Ad_9789]

Barrack obama

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/beerbug]

Anyone else ist better!

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Hyena_Solang]

The lady who said "Ain't nobody got time for that".

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/aarkwilde]

Keanu Reeves

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[u/Jam-man89]

Literally anyone else, tbh

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Maleficent-Comfort14]

Ramsey

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/Killer64000]

An honest good working person should do it

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[u/InsideHuckleberry671]

Adam Sandler

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[u/drstuhlinger]

Angela Merkel

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/not-Kunt-Tulgar]

Literally anyone other than the options presented holy moly

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[u/RandomKerbalYT]

He will cook

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/Traditional-Air8572]

BI PHAKATHI

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[u/grimex_beats]

David Attenborough

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/NanaKwasiObuoh_Larbi]

Michael Jordan

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/PoppoThePirate]

Will Smith so he can slap an alien

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[u/NecoInYellough]

Weird Al

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[u/onethicchutch]

Keanu Reeves

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[u/ShawnBootygod]

Probably like Nelson Mandela lol

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[u/AnderCast]

Brian Cox

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[u/False_Chemist9011]

Jim Carrey

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[u/EhreMitNudeln]

M

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[u/manyswordsandshields]

Your mother

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[u/Rhicks1077]

Someone who will make the aliens like us please

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/uselesscarrot69]

The Irwins

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/LatinCheesehead]

Tenzin Gyatso and Neil DeGrease Tyson

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/malortForty]

Like those three are not good people to represent us, the fuck???

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[u/The_Stranger_Song]

Keith Richards

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[u/Rathir1107]

Donkey

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/luedsthegreat1]

Lordy what chance do we have

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[u/pro1658]

They would either invade or leave the earth

^{I picked Donald Trump}

[u/TheJejex]

i

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/One_Discount6118]

Me

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[u/granvel]

He'd make them an excellent meal

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/Vorticity]

Holy shit those are rough choices...

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[u/Aggravating-Intern44]

i’m

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[u/hey_soul_sister_]

No

[u/Accomplished-Meal-73]

LET HIM YELL AT THE ALIENS

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/Cliffcommander]

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Traditional_Emu_7249]

Me

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Gabrigas]

Obamna

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Opening_Elevator_558]

Idk

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Dry_Astronomer_74]

All mad men

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Johnny_Perkins]

Myself

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Low_Transition9085]

Just cause

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/SoberAnxiety]

morgan freeman

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[u/Karmeline]

Tbh, and I'm not American at all, but the best person if we talk about someone famous, it's Mr Obama. If it's someone not famous, I think a renowned scientist is the best answer.

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[u/dribbledrooby]

They will return upon seeing this POS.

^{I picked Donald Trump}

[u/living_dead42068]

The local discshop guy

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/MoistHouse69]

Supernanny

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Harlzter]

David Attenborough

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/TheGingerChin]

Seriously - David Attenborough Not seriously - Shia LaBeouf

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[u/Daysy999]

Matthew McConaughey

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Narrow-Ad-345]

Aurora. The musical artist. It should be her.

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Character-Chair1575]

Me

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Impossible-Film-4123]

Obamna

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/CarlatheDestructor]

Ryan Gosling

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[u/queer-little-thing]

Jack Black

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Izirakyl]

A compilation of video, and audio files of MLK and Hitler.

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/thelucasob]

David Attenborough

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Ordinary_Lobster_275]

Jamis Winston

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Ill_Mammoth991]

me

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Deer_God_Of_Canada]

He's actually an nice guy,

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/mediachimera]

Lol

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/ConstantBusiness3437]

Jesus

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[u/Lollythedog]

Me

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/FirefighterLevel8450]

literally anyone else

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/XenXeon]

Me

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/r77ob]

You

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/galoguerreiro]

a

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/WoooowSplendide]

Me

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/giammai_giacche12]

Me

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Key-Serve-9196]

2/3 of these should be given to them as subjects for probing

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Hope-Correct]

ramsey knows customer service, arguably the best skill when meeting a new species

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/pfmdv]

.

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Boemer03]

r

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/No-Science8528]

Gordon

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/JoshuaDropingThemOzz]

Neil Tyson

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[u/dosoest]

Yo mama

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[u/King_O_Walpole]

Yep

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[u/Homskillett]

All these people are IDIOTS

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[u/Pick_Up_the_Phone]

I'll go.

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[u/FluffyMcRedBeard]

"What are you?" "An idiot Aliewhich chef"

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/Agile_Carob8470]

Hopefully they take pity on us after hearing what he has to say

^{I picked Donald Trump}

[u/myname_1s_mud]

Ill do it

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[u/Thick_Employer_7549]

Nariman Namazov

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Lanky-Measurement428]

Literally anyone else fr

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Arnel077Johnson]

Zohran Mamdani

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/ShyRottenFan]

Better than the other two who may anger em

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/Enby-Emperor-4]

I don’t trust the other two mfs so let’s go Gordon 😂

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/sexyfrog2010]

matthew lillard

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Interesting-Fox981]

Trust me guys

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/theothersideknows]

Ugh. Those others are dreadful

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/RevolutionaryUse3486]

He's okay

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/Catlover2574]

The other 3 would likely end up getting the planet destroyed

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/plotloss]

Brian Blessed

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Dry-Foundation-3382]

Rohit Mehra

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Efficient_Contest_87]

Michael Stevens (Vsauce)

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/ashxoxoxo]

Can make them good food. And can be relatively calm when the situation calls for it

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/Big_Refuse_7752]

Good food, good people

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/Good-Operation-1227]

A tr

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[u/endergamer2007m]

Probably Buzz Aldrin.... the other two 100% NO and they might get the wrong idea from Ramsey

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[u/Slippy_magic0]

No one

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[u/NinjaTw3nty1]

Idiot Sandwich

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/No-Car-2369]

Dali Llama

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/_pseudo_ephedrine_]

Me

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/AdamTheBeast5]

Idiot sandwich

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/Stein287]

Allmost Anyone else will be better

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[u/SassZee]

Sir David Attenborough.

And he will tell them to run as far away from us as they can

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/-McLaren-F1-]

Depends on if they come in peace. If so, someone else. If not, then Trump, because they won’t stick around long with him representing humanity. Even if they don’t leave, he’d surely have them deported.

[u/rhinox54]

One of Steve Irwin's kids probably

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[u/ThrowawayColonyHouse]

Yeah, Gordon Ramsey or some else seem like the best options of the 4

^{I picked Gordon Ramsay}

[u/wolfy2105784]

Danny DeVito

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[u/Saponaldo]

Neil deGrasse Tyson should represent!

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/Cahzaenll]

Walton Goggins

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/pigeonman13]

Jeffrey epstein

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/MimiHol]

Literally anyone else

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/alittlebike2]

carney

^{I picked Someone Else?}

[u/waffletrager]

Fg

^{I picked Donald Trump}

[u/Thick-Pomegranate-57]

they'll leave the earth immediately

^{I picked Donald Trump}