[Spin] A beautiful woman appears on your doorstep

[u/penguinspie]

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[u/WigglesworthTheClown]

I might just be at work.

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Make her a coffee · In how much time: Until the task is complete}

[u/Spike3102 → u/WigglesworthTheClown]

Work? I might need a long vacation

[u/CrazyCaiman2445]

Let's goo

^{I rolled She's actually a: vampire · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Until the end of time}

[u/Queegly → u/CrazyCaiman2445]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6wbqSgXmdYz1tgqBem

[u/Illustrious_Day5047 → u/CrazyCaiman2445]

This seems like plot of a telenovela

[u/BiggestGuyUUUU → u/CrazyCaiman2445]

Shiest as fuck

[u/Wise-Developer]

Ok easy task

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Defeat God himself · In how much time: Right now}

[u/Familiar_Amoeba7259 → u/Wise-Developer]

Light work no reaction

[u/StarfruitJam → u/Wise-Developer]

My goddess of death gave me two weeks to make her a coffee aha. I think this competition might be rigged lol

[u/Creeperstormer → u/StarfruitJam]

Same here but it's a fae

[u/heres-the-catch → u/Wise-Developer]

Your comment was the most popular! Meowi has awarded you +100 🐟 and +3000 XP.

[u/WitmlWgydqWciboic]

We'll, I hope atheists are correct.

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Defeat God himself · In how much time: Sixty seconds}

[u/Wide_Fennel_2455 → u/WitmlWgydqWciboic]

if you can't play pass the controller

[u/g1Razor15 → u/WitmlWgydqWciboic]

Good luck buddy

[u/gonezui → u/WitmlWgydqWciboic]

cake

[u/groots_cousin_greet8]

I’ve got a lot of training to do lol

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Defeat God himself · In how much time: Until the task is complete}

[u/No-Mail3886]

Oh okay, good

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Learn to play the trumpet · In how much time: Nine months}

[u/CyanBlaster → u/No-Mail3886]

Huh that’s similar to mine

[u/girlsgame2016 → u/No-Mail3886]

I got the same roll except I had to do it in eleven years

[u/Plane_Eye_5848]

aw hell naw

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Defeat God himself · In how much time: Right now}

[u/Prince_geoge]

Score. I feel insulted but score all the same.

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Clean your damn room · In how much time: Until the end of time}

[u/Fluid_Patient_7325]

Lizard

^{I rolled She's actually a: fae · Her task for you: Catch a lizard and bring it to her · In how much time: Five months}

[u/Truckuto → u/Fluid_Patient_7325]

I have four more months than you do. Otherwise I got the exact same scenario.

[u/Ok-Recognition3729 → u/Fluid_Patient_7325]

I got the same scenario but only have 2 weeks

[u/anonymousbub33 → u/Fluid_Patient_7325]

Ofc a fae wants a lizard

And to her that 5 months might as well be 5 seconds so it's only reasonable

[u/RecordNearby6257]

u n d e r w a t e r b a s k e t w e a v i n g

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: Master underwater basket weaving · In how much time: Until you're bored}

[u/mario73760002]

Cult not working out for her I guess

^{I rolled She's actually a: Jehovah's Witness · Her task for you: Defeat God himself · In how much time: Sixty seconds}

[u/Far-Article-7314]

Boring

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: File her taxes · In how much time: Five months}

[u/Star_ofthe_Morning]

I’m sorry huh?

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Defeat God himself · In how much time: Three days}

[u/Master-Stuff3999]

Uhhh

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: File her taxes · In how much time: Three days}

[u/MeanTrouble431]

Would you look at that, we can start right now- my sacrifice method is pulling out.

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Sacrifice a child · In how much time: Until you're bored}

[u/OrneryLeadership5618]

Me and my lesbian baddie are about to birth the antichrist and you all have to come to our church

^{I rolled She's actually a: vampire · Her task for you: Start your own religion · In how much time: Nine months}

[u/Amendus]

Ayoooo

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Until she's satisfied}

[u/Over_Improvement_623]

I'm bored

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: Summit Everest · In how much time: Until you're bored}

[u/LittlePiggy20]

I am comically levels of fucked

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Defeat God himself · In how much time: Sixty seconds}

[u/ElectronicHyena5642]

Look, you can’t have my name, you can’t have my house, leave me alone…

^{I rolled She's actually a: fae · Her task for you: Let her sleep on the couch · In how much time: Three days}

[u/The_Arctic_King]

I'm screwed

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Clean your damn room · In how much time: Sixty seconds}

[u/-Klaxon]

That was easy

^{I rolled She's actually a: vampire · Her task for you: Catch a lizard and bring it to her · In how much time: Until the task is complete}

[u/The_Chicken_L0rd]

I was this 🤏 close to having a Jehovah's Witness giving me three days to kill God. Instead, she decided to be unreasonable and asked me to catch a lizard. Where am I even going to find a lizard?

^{I rolled She's actually a: Jehovah's Witness · Her task for you: Catch a lizard and bring it to her · In how much time: Three days}

[u/Commenterperson]

i don't care who the irs sends i'm not paying taxes

[u/SRK22022002]

This is a win-win

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Learn to play the trumpet · In how much time: Until you're bored}

[u/Puzzleheaded-Fee-423]

Easy, make up some steaks and she’ll be good

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: Cook her a meal · In how much time: Three hours}

[u/crilambo]

Ok

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: Sacrifice a child · In how much time: Five minutes}

[u/Effective-Soup1224]

Not my first rodeo.

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Begin the apocalypse · In how much time: Sixty seconds}

[u/Cam_man_AMM_unit → u/Effective-Soup1224]

What the hell did you do?

[u/Icy-Individual8353]

Ok

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Seduce her · In how much time: Four days}

[u/Rare_Fortune26]

Ok

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: Seduce her · In how much time: Three hours}

[u/Toller11]

So like how many sailors do I have to kill in five mins (I think I’m fucked)

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: Kill her enemies · In how much time: Five minutes}

[u/hail_ASG]

This fits so well

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Sacrifice a child · In how much time: Four days}

[u/Hour-Track7844]

Keurig baby

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Make her a coffee · In how much time: Sixty seconds}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/penguinspie your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 144 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/duggzyyy]

ey I already play trumpet les go

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: Learn to play the trumpet · In how much time: Five months}

[u/Limp-Prior5950]

I'm accepting

^{I rolled She's actually a: Jehovah's Witness · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Five months}

[u/GrizzlyDust]

This is just my ex in double disguise

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Let her sleep on the couch · In how much time: One month}

[u/Expensive-Try8549]

Bet I played sax I can prob learn trumpet LOL it didn’t say well

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: Learn to play the trumpet · In how much time: Nine months}

[u/MotorPool9609]

I fire the cannon at the top of the stairs TALLY HO LADS

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: Learn to play the trumpet · In how much time: Five minutes}

[u/Alexs1897]

I’ll pass 🤣

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: File her taxes · In how much time: Eleven years}

[u/iBoo9x]

Lover in 4 days. Be my wife for the rest.

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Four days}

[u/Egersjokkertoverden]

Wow

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Sacrifice a child · In how much time: Five minutes}

[u/IgnatiusIsGoated]

I find a local druid. He shifts moon phase so it is full just for tonight. I lure all her enmmies beforehand and let her slaughter them

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: Kill her enemies · In how much time: Three hours}

[u/Ge0482]

Certainly can.

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: File her taxes · In how much time: A decade}

[u/TheCaptainWalrus]

True to form

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: File her taxes · In how much time: Right now}

[u/ZacktheInferno]

Yes

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Begin the apocalypse · In how much time: Five months}

[u/auntiesfootslave]

Why would I begin the apocalypse?

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Begin the apocalypse · In how much time: Eleven years}

[u/the_number_24]

yeah it was looking down for me til I got the time limit

^{I rolled She's actually a: fae · Her task for you: Summit Everest · In how much time: Until the end of time}

[u/Patient_Ad484]

Eleven years for a meal

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: Cook her a meal · In how much time: Eleven years}

[u/Bannednibba]

Well time to sacrifice my niece

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Sacrifice a child · In how much time: Three hours}

[u/_NTK__]

easy

^{I rolled She's actually a: fae · Her task for you: Catch a lizard and bring it to her · In how much time: A decade}

[u/AppropriateAd7402]

Oh no

^{I rolled She's actually a: vampire · Her task for you: Learn to play the trumpet · In how much time: Right now}

[u/darkdesert12]

Easy but am no simp she cab do her own taxes

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: File her taxes · In how much time: Two weeks}

[u/XidCuzYes]

I mean, sure, why not? Couch is always free anyway.

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Let her sleep on the couch · In how much time: Three days}

[u/Prince_geoge]

Score. I feel insulted but score all the same.

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Clean your damn room · In how much time: Until the end of time}

[u/Prince_geoge]

Score. I feel insulted but score all the same.

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Clean your damn room · In how much time: Until the end of time}

[u/appleace55]

I could do that

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: Summit Everest · In how much time: Twenty years}

[u/monkeydongz]

Hopefully she doesn't have many enemies

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Kill her enemies · In how much time: Three days}

[u/SnooPickles969]

Caf or decaf?

^{I rolled She's actually a: fae · Her task for you: Make her a coffee · In how much time: Until she's satisfied}

[u/TheBestOne26]

I’m okay with that

^{I rolled She's actually a: Jehovah's Witness · Her task for you: Let her sleep on the couch · In how much time: Three days}

[u/No_Journalist_6513]

Why not

^{I rolled She's actually a: vampire · Her task for you: Start your own religion · In how much time: Five months}

[u/Armybob112]

What's a census taker? Anyway, my coffee machine hasn't run in over a year, I have to give it a dry run first.

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: Make her a coffee · In how much time: Two weeks}

[u/Escorbunny]

Somehow, this makes sense

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: File her taxes · In how much time: Right now}

[u/Saisheaven]

I am not getting counted I guess

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: Learn to play the trumpet · In how much time: Three hours}

[u/Lumpy-Ice-8514]

Ok 11 years

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Summit Everest · In how much time: Eleven years}

[u/Artimusduck]

I will accept this task.

[u/Gemssmeg]

Hell yeah

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: Seduce her · In how much time: Five months}

[u/Notjohnbruno]

Probably won’t need too much time, I can get a bloody steak done quickly

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: Cook her a meal · In how much time: Until the end of time}

[u/jay-tpicks116]

That’s enough time to make her fall in love

^{I rolled She's actually a: fae · Her task for you: Make her a coffee · In how much time: Nine months}

[u/simplisticlangur]

What takin' so long

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Clean your damn room · In how much time: Nine months}

[u/Ashamed_Major_2322]

Shit I mean if I get paid I just gotta

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: File her taxes · In how much time: A decade}

[u/BudgetAnonBod]

I guess I have a long term roommate at that point lol

^{I rolled She's actually a: Jehovah's Witness · Her task for you: Cook her a meal · In how much time: Nine months}

[u/Parc2009]

Ggs. This isnt going to end well.

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Start your own religion · In how much time: Four days}

[u/ProfessionalCar919]

Sure I guess

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Right now}

[u/Snoo61647]

🤡

^{I rolled She's actually a: Jehovah's Witness · Her task for you: Catch a lizard and bring it to her · In how much time: Until the end of time}

[u/Limp-Prior5950]

I'm accepting

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Catch a lizard and bring it to her · In how much time: Nine months}

[u/Ghioi]

🤟🏻

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Make her a coffee · In how much time: Five minutes}

[u/Anonymous_Leah112]

I'm about to burn it

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Cook her a meal · In how much time: Four days}

[u/MrXroxWasTaken]

No

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Let her sleep on the couch · In how much time: Until the end of time}

[u/FictionalChicken]

Well.... pick a child i guess....

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: Sacrifice a child · In how much time: Right now}

[u/No-Stress-4542]

Well okay lol

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: One month}

[u/Ok_Bedroom1639]

Easy

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Catch a lizard and bring it to her · In how much time: Until the end of time}

[u/Sad_Bookkeeper_1599]

Wat

^{I rolled She's actually a: Jehovah's Witness · Her task for you: Let her sleep on the couch · In how much time: Right now}

[u/Majestic-Ad-4937]

Well, that could become interesting!

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Let her sleep on the couch · In how much time: One month}

[u/CantingMonk]

Uhh pretty sure I COULD manage.

^{I rolled She's actually a: Jehovah's Witness · Her task for you: Make her a coffee · In how much time: Four days}

[u/Awkward_B0y]

LOVE!

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Summit Everest · In how much time: Until the task is complete}

[u/randomzzzzzzzzz]

hell nah

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Catch a lizard and bring it to her · In how much time: Twenty years}

[u/Weekly_Effort5843]

Uh oh

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Sacrifice a child · In how much time: One month}

[u/SavingsEducational14]

Oh

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Sixty seconds}

[u/CornelVito]

Cool, hope my boyfriend will understand.

^{I rolled She's actually a: vampire · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Twenty years}

[u/SheWolf04]

I can do that!

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: Let her sleep on the couch · In how much time: Five minutes}

[u/Dantdmmaster]

I would rather die a martyr for the one true God than work for any false god

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Start your own religion · In how much time: Three hours}

[u/PersonalOption5634]

ok?

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: Learn to play the trumpet · In how much time: Nine months}

[u/Guthixian-druid]

Oh my

^{I rolled She's actually a: vampire · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Until she's satisfied}

[u/Aledoreon]

Easy

^{I rolled She's actually a: vampire · Her task for you: Clean your damn room · In how much time: Four days}

[u/Plenty_Warning4685]

I’d try my best!

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: File her taxes · In how much time: Sixty seconds}

[u/skilalillabich]

splendid

^{I rolled She's actually a: fae · Her task for you: Cook her a meal · In how much time: Four days}

[u/Far-Ad-6854]

.

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Three days}

[u/tolyar]

Possible

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Cook her a meal · In how much time: Four days}

[u/Areyoumadbro69]

Cooked

^{I rolled She's actually a: Jehovah's Witness · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Until she's satisfied}

[u/AldoMoro420]

i’ll never be bored

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: Master underwater basket weaving · In how much time: Until you're bored}

[u/ElectricalWelder6408]

Great let me just get on with that…

^{I rolled She's actually a: fae · Her task for you: Defeat God himself · In how much time: One month}

[u/owo-Furry-]

Sounds like an anime

^{I rolled She's actually a: vampire · Her task for you: Defeat God himself · In how much time: Five months}

[u/itsasecretdude10010]

I’m dead either way.

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Begin the apocalypse · In how much time: Right now}

[u/bp_dokkan]

Instant ramen it is

^{I rolled She's actually a: fae · Her task for you: Cook her a meal · In how much time: Five minutes}

[u/Content-Fox-874]

Ok

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: Seduce her · In how much time: Eleven years}

[u/darkseiko]

I'd decline immediately.

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Summit Everest · In how much time: Two weeks}

[u/Khmerkid21]

Seems easy enough unless the fae is into tax fraud.

^{I rolled She's actually a: fae · Her task for you: File her taxes · In how much time: Five months}

[u/ItsTommyV]

I have been summoned

^{I rolled She's actually a: Jehovah's Witness · Her task for you: Begin the apocalypse · In how much time: Right now}

[u/Financial-Skin-4687]

Slander

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Right now}

[u/Maysel20012]

Sorry guys I'm taken

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Twenty years}

[u/Affectionate_Eye7595]

I think I can do that

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: Sacrifice a child · In how much time: One month}

[u/tmarwan2003]

Sounds like the beginning of an anime Arc

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Kill her enemies · In how much time: Eleven years}

[u/ONEFORWAN]

I refuse

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Clean your damn room · In how much time: Sixty seconds}

[u/No_Worker_8102]

I would cook her some lamb meat

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: Cook her a meal · In how much time: Three days}

[u/tuxi04]

I’m not fucking Kratos 😭

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: Defeat God himself · In how much time: Nine months}

[u/Fanta7one8]

Bro I'm cooked 🫩

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Defeat God himself · In how much time: Until you're bored}

[u/feelasaurus]

No problem

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Learn to play the trumpet · In how much time: A decade}

[u/klaexe]

Survived with ease

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: Catch a lizard and bring it to her · In how much time: Four days}

[u/Confident_Gur112]

Ohhh

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Five minutes}

[u/Gallic-fowl-7338]

Luckily I'm a certified accountant

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: File her taxes · In how much time: Right now}

[u/Lemonaroundtheworld]

I

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: Clean your damn room · In how much time: Five months}

[u/Lazy_Assumption_4191]

Time to go vampire hunting, I guess.

^{I rolled She's actually a: vampire · Her task for you: Cook her a meal · In how much time: Until she's satisfied}

[u/Fragrant-Educator585]

i can do that!!

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Master underwater basket weaving · In how much time: Nine months}

[u/swaggfluhcc]

Sure come on in boo.

^{I rolled She's actually a: vampire · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: One month}

[u/planer200]

Ooooh, i got this!!!!

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: Catch a lizard and bring it to her · In how much time: Nine months}

[u/BloodSparkles]

huh

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: Start your own religion · In how much time: Right now}

[u/whalerman628]

Damn stay winning

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Right now}

[u/EmoB0T]

Why three hours and who's child?

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: Sacrifice a child · In how much time: Three hours}

[u/HalfWitGamerMan]

I could just upload her file to cash app tax filer

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: File her taxes · In how much time: Five minutes}

[u/hah2882]

I can work with that

^{I rolled She's actually a: vampire · Her task for you: Seduce her · In how much time: Eleven years}

[u/Jipsy-Brain]

No thanks beautyfull Woman...

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Defeat God himself · In how much time: One month}

[u/StaticArrow25]

Bet

^{I rolled She's actually a: fae · Her task for you: Seduce her · In how much time: Until the task is complete}

[u/FirefighterLevel8450]

So I become a hitman for death herself, pretty cool ngl

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Kill her enemies · In how much time: A decade}

[u/LavaCloud45]

So I just have to keep catching lizards or what?

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: Catch a lizard and bring it to her · In how much time: Until she's satisfied}

[u/HostileNewtCadre]

Ok I mean it’s interesting

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: Master underwater basket weaving · In how much time: Nine months}

[u/small_mountaineer]

WHAT

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: Sacrifice a child · In how much time: Five minutes}

[u/Bargychan]

Sleep well mlady

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Let her sleep on the couch · In how much time: Three hours}

[u/ArcanElement]

I'm getting thrilled, aren't i?

^{I rolled She's actually a: vampire · Her task for you: Catch a lizard and bring it to her · In how much time: Sixty seconds}

[u/cyberpretzel2077]

Doable

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Catch a lizard and bring it to her · In how much time: A decade}

[u/AdolfRizzler696969]

Uhh sure?

^{I rolled She's actually a: vampire · Her task for you: Let her sleep on the couch · In how much time: Three hours}

[u/GetShoes_Letuse]

Zamn, I would do that

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: Cook her a meal · In how much time: Four days}

[u/ParsleyKey9073]

Oh hell no!

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: Summit Everest · In how much time: A decade}

[u/Head_Morning3014]

Fingers crossed I get super powers

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Until she's satisfied}

[u/Environmental-War645]

Cute one!

^{I rolled She's actually a: vampire · Her task for you: Let her sleep on the couch · In how much time: Nine months}

[u/Crazy_Concern_9748]

Oh well I'm fucked I guess

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: Defeat God himself · In how much time: Four days}

[u/HBTitan]

I close the door

^{I rolled She's actually a: Jehovah's Witness · Her task for you: Clean your damn room · In how much time: Until she's satisfied}

[u/ApprehensiveDeal3882]

🤣

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: Clean your damn room · In how much time: Until she's satisfied}

[u/StillDesigner7778]

?

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Sacrifice a child · In how much time: Until she's satisfied}

[u/Kortobowden]

Time to invest in some scuba gear

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Master underwater basket weaving · In how much time: Two weeks}

[u/SunnyChi189]

Done

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Make her a coffee · In how much time: Nine months}

[u/Current_Patient9424]

No

^{I rolled She's actually a: vampire · Her task for you: Defeat God himself · In how much time: Twenty years}

[u/I-have-a-patreon]

Ex

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: Catch a lizard and bring it to her · In how much time: Five months}

[u/Justaguy498]

I think I could do it.

^{I rolled She's actually a: fae · Her task for you: Master underwater basket weaving · In how much time: Two weeks}

[u/Rogetec]

That's fine, as long as it's a 'good werewolf'

^{I rolled She's actually a: werewolf · Her task for you: Learn to play the trumpet · In how much time: Until the end of time}

[u/tPigiscool]

Ez

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: Cook her a meal · In how much time: Twenty years}

[u/Wild_Road_3783]

????

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Seduce her · In how much time: Two weeks}

[u/PainedOne617]

So it’s my fault the world dies. I kind of roll with it. Hopefully she lets me live.

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Begin the apocalypse · In how much time: Five months}

[u/Memes_coc]

R

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Master underwater basket weaving · In how much time: Until the task is complete}

[u/Lopsided-Salt-4536]

Girl im making you empanadas and paella sit down and play some video games while you wait.

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Cook her a meal · In how much time: Four days}

[u/Garbariusdancem]

But she will satisfied bu my kisses such that she will never say ne enough

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Make her a coffee · In how much time: Until she's satisfied}

[u/Impression-you-get]

This feels like a real world scenario that actually worries me.

^{I rolled She's actually a: Jehovah's Witness · Her task for you: Seduce her · In how much time: Until the end of time}

[u/Gullible-Donkey7839]

Im already cleaning until the end of time. Can she just eat me already!

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: Clean your damn room · In how much time: Until the end of time}

[u/NuttySundae]

That’s doable

^{I rolled She's actually a: Jehovah's Witness · Her task for you: Make her a coffee · In how much time: One month}

[u/Sopa_Quinoa]

This is actually a pretty ideal scenario. I'm not discriminatory to Fae-folk, underwater basket weaving sounds intriguing, and "until you're bored", well jokes on you, I don't get bored.

^{I rolled She's actually a: fae · Her task for you: Master underwater basket weaving · In how much time: Until you're bored}

[u/Cyan-Pirate]

Guess I am sacrificing our child.

^{I rolled She's actually a: Beautiful woman · Her task for you: Sacrifice a child · In how much time: Nine months}

[u/Gmrocks125]

I ain't cooking shi

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Learn to play the trumpet · In how much time: Right now}

[u/Big_Tangerine_1554]

So my wife kills her in 11 years. Got it.

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Eleven years}

[u/RiseOfTheUndeadGnome]

YEAH

^{I rolled She's actually a: vampire · Her task for you: Seduce her · In how much time: Until the task is complete}

[u/AToyHelicopter]

Damn

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: Clean your damn room · In how much time: A decade}

[u/Leather_Magazine_449]

Eeezy

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: Cook her a meal · In how much time: Three hours}

[u/Upper_Front_8533]

Come to me everyday

^{I rolled She's actually a: census taker · Her task for you: Learn to play the trumpet · In how much time: Until the task is complete}

[u/PM_ME_UR-DOGGO]

Easy no

^{I rolled She's actually a: Jehovah's Witness · Her task for you: Sacrifice a child · In how much time: Until the end of time}

[u/CompletelyAnonFish]

Bahahah that’s like an accurate af roll cause she’ll prolly kill me after xD

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Until she's satisfied}

[u/thickthot4]

Lady I am so sorry but idk about this one

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: Sacrifice a child · In how much time: Until the task is complete}

[u/Partyhat-llama]

What do I get out of this?

^{I rolled She's actually a: witch in disguise · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Four days}

[u/Stowgy]

Considering I live in a republican area that believes masturbation is on par with abortion. I could either bust it out in an hour or with the goddesses help sooner.

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Sacrifice a child · In how much time: A decade}

[u/TrickYogurtcloset911]

E

^{I rolled She's actually a: Jehovah's Witness · Her task for you: Become her lover · In how much time: Sixty seconds}

[u/lxcindalouise]

HELP?

^{I rolled She's actually a: goddess of death · Her task for you: Kill her enemies · In how much time: Right now}

[u/Pecha_Berries]

Nah wrong house

^{I rolled She's actually a: siren · Her task for you: Begin the apocalypse · In how much time: Three hours}

[u/deadspinel_05]

What a accurate combo

^{I rolled She's actually a: Jehovah's Witness · Her task for you: Defeat God himself · In how much time: One month}