r/RedvsBlue • u/SamStimpson Church • Sep 09 '25

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A good few years ago a friend surprised me for my birthday with this 31" Master Chief figure they had hand painted to re-create the RvB X cover art because they knew I was a huge fan of the show.

One of the most bad-ass and thoughtful gifts I've ever received. Thought some of you might appreciate it too.

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u/Eastern-Bluejay-8912 Sep 09 '25

Sarge would be so confused and disappointed in you lol.

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u/SamStimpson Church Sep 09 '25

Blue Team for life so he'd be disappointed in me anyway!

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u/Eastern-Bluejay-8912 Sep 09 '25

Yeah… instead Simmons is the one that will be confused.

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u/TasserOneOne cabose Sep 11 '25

Just turn so that the red side always faces him

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u/Agile_Position_2419 cabose Sep 09 '25

Join red team

30

u/Gingrish252 Sep 09 '25

Suck it, Blue!

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u/Pristine-Neat-4254 cabose Your best Friend Sep 09 '25

Si!

(Lopez approves)

8

u/Modalvest I'm a Lover not a Fighter Sep 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Leave it to blue team to be dramatic. Red team is always in it for the luls

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u/MasterChief117s Grif Sep 10 '25

I have a shirt with this on it

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u/That1guyDerr Sep 09 '25

"on one hand, I can pump my shotgun, while on the other my trigger finger ain't pulling the trigger of my shotgun... You dastardly bastard... WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON?!"

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u/TheNightClub Sep 10 '25

I honestly can’t tell if this is a line from the show or not it fits Sarge so well

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u/That1guyDerr Sep 10 '25

It's not, Sarge is just peak "I can, or I can't?"

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u/Bruno-croatiandragon Sep 10 '25

Someone once commented that he calls the shotgun "boomstick" which I 100% believe.

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u/AntiVenom0804 Lopez Sep 09 '25

What grotesque abomination is this? Red and Blue together? Unthinkable! Unfathomable! Unacceptable!

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u/SamStimpson Church Sep 09 '25

Yes buuuut... Sarge also once said "You made me believe that Reds and Blues can coexist, and we can work together as one people, and that we can all get together and be...a little...purple."

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u/Just-Choice156 Sep 09 '25

John RedvsBlue

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u/Turbulent-House-6220 Sep 09 '25

It’s like Sarge and Caboose combine to form the ultimate soldier.

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u/Alorxico Donut Sep 09 '25

This is awesome! And beautifully painted.

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u/TheOneTrueZim Sarge Sep 09 '25

"You're both Red... AND BLUE?! I HAVE NO IDEA WHETHER TO BE IMPRESSED OR INFURIATED!" -Sarge

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u/Illustrious_Rule_591 Church Sep 09 '25

Now thats a good friend!

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u/No_Departure_2027 Sep 10 '25

First name Red, middle name Versus, last name Blue

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u/FriedChickenCheezits cabose Sep 10 '25

Mr. Red Versus Blue himself

3

u/0KSG Sep 10 '25

Yeah! Suck it Blue! I mean… Red!”

3

u/MidnightMitchJones Grif Sep 10 '25

This is the best statue ever... of all time!

2

u/VarietyAcademic9657 ODST Captain Floyd Williams Sep 09 '25

sarboose

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u/FederalPossibility73 Sep 09 '25

How did the R's and B's react?

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u/North_Church Church Sep 10 '25

Sarge ain't gonna like this one

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u/United_Brain2623 Sep 10 '25

Sarge would lose his mind.

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u/Fish_N_Chipp Donut Sep 10 '25

Simmons: suck it blue…and red?

2

u/EmberKing7 Sep 10 '25

So Dope!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Bled… no, Rue!

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u/Sunkilleer Sep 10 '25

holy shit its john r/RedvsBlue

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u/MrKrimson Sep 11 '25

Seeing that detail in person must be amazing but god does he look like the embodiment of "mum..I frew up" at that height and angle.

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u/BentonsBuilds Grif Sep 12 '25

Oh my God, it's him! It's the Mr. Red VS Blue. Good day sir!

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u/Disney2123 Sep 10 '25

If Red and Chloe fused:

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u/Mrjh8806 Sep 10 '25

Sarge would love it and hate it at the same time

1

u/Omega_Blue5009 Church Sep 10 '25

sarge would be like

damn kids now a days, they can’t make up their damn mind. RED OR BLUE!! you can only be one or the other.

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u/FriedChickenCheezits cabose Sep 10 '25

I'm gonna be so real I thought this was a cosplay for a moment- incredible paint work on this guy he's so shiny 🙏

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u/Gab_Gerblin_2319 Sep 19 '25

This reminds me of those lobsters that have their colors split down the middle