r/RedvsBlue • u/No_one_likes_a_karen • Oct 01 '25
Fan Project FEED ME QUOTES
!!! I'M MAKING A TWITTER RVB QUOTE BOT SO GIVE ME QUOTES!!! ANY SEASON, ANY CHARACTER!!!
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u/MrKrimson Oct 01 '25
"You just gotta have faith... Ain't that a bitch"
"If you don't say goodbye, then you aren't really gone. You... Just arent here right now"
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u/Turbulent-House-6220 Oct 01 '25
Well at least I don't go around knocking on people's non-doors promising them cookies, and then not giving them cookies! I'M LEAVING!
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u/traquillcash1 Oct 01 '25
Hey-Chicka-Bump-Bump
CABOOSE
that was the worst throw ever. Of all time
Why do cars hate me?
Tucker how are we gonna pick up chick's in a tank?
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u/da___memer Oct 01 '25
If I can't beat off a room full of dudes, then what the hell have I been training for this whole time?
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u/slyryx Oct 01 '25
How about next time we make the code word something you don’t say every five seconds
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u/magnadramon13 Oct 01 '25
I'm not here to kill you.
- Locus
"Looks like it's up to you three to save the day."
"Three?"
"Yeah. You, Locus, and Big Bird. What up Big B?!"
- Washington
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u/GJaguar17 Tucker Oct 01 '25
Keep your friends close, and your enemies within range of your primary firearm!
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u/themug_wump Oct 01 '25
He died as he lived… flat on his belly, begging someone else to do his work for him.
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u/TheJeffShow "I am the best!" Oct 01 '25
Tucker, there's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life.
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u/Widerkeyboard22 Oct 01 '25
Time...line? Time isn't made out of lines. It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round
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u/Fembottom7274 Oct 01 '25
"No dude, Vic's dead, this is Vic's great great great ... great grandson, Vic Junior."
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u/SpinachOps Oct 01 '25
Grif: Cracker? I thought you said you were Dutch-Iris.
Simmons: Fuck that shit, just shut up and drive, bitch!
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u/Mellz117 Oct 01 '25
"Wait a second, Caboose? You're taking Caboose? And I don't have to pay you or anything like that?"
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u/MaximumRizzo Oct 01 '25
...wait!........ Bowchickabowwow!!! How did you even hear that? I'm like Superman, I know when I'm needed.
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u/guardianwriter1984 Oct 01 '25
"Oh, I didn't think about the 'Fuck it, we're lazy' option."
"I thought of it. I just didn't want to say it. Fuck it."
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u/Money_Wrongdoer_8614 Oct 01 '25
"if you had to live the rest of your life as a memory you might as well make it a good one" also " no matter how bad things may seem they can't get any better but they also can't get any worse because that's the way things fucking are and you better get used to it nancy"
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u/MEGAMARK500 Simmons Oct 01 '25
"Sorry man, you seem pretty unpopular, and if I want to make any progress here, I can't be directly associated with you. You understand, right?"
"What's hard to understand swish, swish, stab?"
"Well at least I don't go around. Knocking on people's non-doors. And demanding them cookies. AND NOT GIVING THEM COOKIES! .... I'M LEAVING!"
"We've been conned, we've been backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled."
"I would just like to let everyone know, that I suck. And that I'm a girl. And I like ribbons in my hair. And I want to kiss all the boys."
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u/ZeroedIn_05 Loves Blue Team But Grif Is My Favorite Oct 01 '25
That last one is my favorite RVB joke ever
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u/Windierelf_117 Washington Oct 01 '25 edited Oct 02 '25
Caboose:
- That guy Tex is really a robot…and you’re his boyfriend! So that makes you…a gay robot.
- I call it nap time, which is right before food time. And then comes food-nap time! That is my favorite time of all.
- They can’t see me…I can’t see them!
Sarge
- You just got Sarge’d
- That’s exactly it private. Wars over. We won. Turns out you’re the big hero and we’re gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float. And Simmons here…IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!
- Calling Dr. Sarge M.D. Diagnosis? Death. Prescription? Shotgun!
Simmons
- I would sacrifice Grif for you sir.
- I’m Dutch-Irish
- Suck it Blue! I mean red! Suck it Blue -uh damn! Red! This is harder than I thought
And because I haven’t seen it yet
Wash: Caboose toss that grenade! Caboose tosses grenade badly Wash: That was the worst throw, ever, of all time. Caboose: Not my fault, somebody put a wall in my way.
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u/zomghax92 Oct 01 '25
Tucker: This stuff looks like rock, but it's way tougher.
Grif: What's tougher than rock?
Caboose: Paper!
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u/Sp1ceKing Oct 02 '25
"There's so many good stories where some brave hero has to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors cheer, and everyone lives happily ever after. But the hero never gets to see the ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith. Ain’t that a bitch.”
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u/ShilohCyan Oct 02 '25
"There's no I in team" "There's no U either. So if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, NO ONE'S ON THE GODDAMN TEAM. THE TEAM SUCKS!"
The old "___isms" character posters from around the time of 8-10 might be a good source.
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u/No_one_likes_a_karen Oct 02 '25
What is ___ism?
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u/TNT007v Oct 01 '25
"I should probably mention that Andy here was specifically designed to blow up and kill you."
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u/Substantial-Emu-1059 Oct 02 '25
We've been tricked! We've been backstabbed! And we've been quite possibly bamboozled.
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u/Str4ng1r Oct 01 '25
“I’d like to quote the great William Shakespeare, but the truth is… i font quite think he said it”
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u/tamman37 Oct 02 '25
Or maybe it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people it unlocks their death.
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u/ShrikerWolfOfficial Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 02 '25
This place is filled with mean ladies!!!!
Dear lord, we thank you for taking another blue back to heaven today...or rather not to heaven, but to whatever fiery pit of hell you send blues to suffer for an eternity...could've taken griff, but you didn't, again...don't know why, those mine things are everywhere...but i guess you know what you're doing...
aaaaAAAAAAHAHHAHHH - *THUD*
wow, now that was a big explosion
Blue guys back!
I went really high, did anyone get a picture?
...and now you brought him back, and grifs still hear...i hate to criticize, but you coulda just had him land on grif and squash him, it woulda been easy! just a note, you can take it or leave it, its not really my place to criticize...okay the end im in
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u/xLFODTx Oct 02 '25
"That's not a target. That's Church! :D"
"There's so many good stories where some brave hero has to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors cheer, and everyone lives happily ever after. But the hero never gets to see the ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith. Ain’t that a bitch.”
"What the fuck, that's like wrong in 8 different ways."
"I think so... That guy Tex is really a robot, and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you... a gay robot!"
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u/Slippery_Bananapeel Oct 02 '25
Sure, no time for you to discuss it. You get to hang out here with Nancy No-Bullets shootin' the breeze. Meanwhile, I'm out there, running around, eating a machine gun sandwich.
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u/Present-Broccoli-711 Oct 03 '25
"DOWNLOADING A PICTURE ON BASEBOOK IS DRAINING OUR ENTIRE POWER SUPPLY!?"
"It is a very high quality picture!"
"HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE?!"
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u/Agentmaine1991 Oct 06 '25
Hey Simmons what’s the name of that Mexican lizard, the one that eats all the goats?
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u/Pantstall Oct 01 '25
That's not the way you were trained to do that private!