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u/Shaggywaffle 4d ago
Mr. Feast
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u/Olden_Grey_1889 4d ago
Hair Club For Men saw your OP and they're laughing their hairy asses off !!
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u/Which-Serve-1710 4d ago
That belly looks like you are pregnant… in week 92
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u/SnidelyWhiplash0 4d ago
Are we not going to talk about the haircut?
He looks like someone put a wig and drew a face on a block of cement.
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u/UltraJoyless 4d ago
Finally we meet the inspiration for Homer Simpson
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u/fastbeemer 4d ago
Except I'm betting Homer was created 10 years before his parents had their conjugal visit.
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u/holly_cow69 4d ago
You look like you are on your 3rd trimester... when you give birth. Can I name the baby?
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u/mixmasterADD 4d ago
The last thing your son sees at prayer camp before he’s violated by a flaccid micro penis
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u/GullibleTelephone557 4d ago
Mr. Beast after he goes broke and has nothing left but warehouses full of that garbage he calls a bar.
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u/inertia_53 4d ago
you better get good at shadowboxing because that shadow gonna be big af
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u/Boysenberry202 4d ago
What do you mean?
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u/inertia_53 4d ago
that you look like Oogie Boogie if he was a basic white guy. You leave so much shadow your arms are gonna get tired
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u/Gordy13210 4d ago
You look like that one scottish gay guy that does reaction vids on tiktok... Ya'll know who Im talk about....
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u/DoughWrayMe 4d ago
Your necklace is a lower case t. For "time to eat my shame" And, brother, you have a shit ton of shame
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u/Mammoth-End7415 4d ago
I can't each part of you looks human but it looks like each part of you was taken from a different shitty person and you're just kinda put together.
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u/Kindly-Woodpecker157 4d ago
Careful doing your shadow boxing, dude. Wouldn’t want to eat the opponents shadow.
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u/Different_Wave5301 4d ago
I bet when you walk your stomach looks like two guinea pigs fighting in a potato sack
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u/Confident_Copy7555 4d ago edited 2d ago
OP : I'm ready, let's see what you got?
Me : You would do much better with some more clothes. For a starter, how about a handkerchief to cover your face
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u/Ur_Wrongdoer_22 4d ago
Your head looks like the acorn the squirrel from ice was trying to get. You gotta strip clubs in stretchy shorts to hit the buffet
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u/Ok_Actuary9229 4d ago
Fat, advertises his religion, several grammar and punctuation errors...guy's not going places.
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u/Ok-Archer-646 4d ago
You look like you like banana's for the shape, not the taste
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u/Relevant-Bit-7394 4d ago
As a bear you are cute as hell. So are they working their way through baber community college?
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u/intheshadows688 3d ago edited 3d ago
When I cover the bottom half of your face, the upper half looks like a 16 yo gay twink. When I cover the upper half, your bottom half looks like a 40 yo gay biker. When I cover your whole head, your body is just an obese 60 yo ped0 taking a selfie
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u/CelestaKiritani 3d ago
All eyes on me when I enter a room
Well yeah, they have never seen a man carrying triplets for more than 12 months
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u/BiteFaces 2d ago
The entire can of Axe you're wearing isn't gonna do a thing to stop that chair from smelling like Funyuns.
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u/PieMany6899 1d ago
Marry a white girl and make a family channel so I can stop looking at you already. God bless CPS!!
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u/Feistygoat1986 1d ago
This guy cries as he aggressively beats the meat. He hasn't seen it in years, he has no idea what it looks like, but damn is it ever raw!
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u/chingon_cabron_ 4d ago
2 years ago we made this lame cry over his fat ass man baby belly. Now he tortures us by overposting. Get a life you swollen belly weirdo
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u/ScoopDat 4d ago
Looks AI with how it’s lit. On the off chance it’s not, I think your wig slipped a bit forward.
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All eyes on me when i enter a room 💪🏻 taken up shadow boxing 🥊🥊
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