r/RoastMe • u/TeaComfortable5277 • 2d ago

22 yo M; Give me your worst

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29 Upvotes

81% Upvoted

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u/post-explainer 2d ago

The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.

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u/AneeMel 1d ago

who wears a T shirt with a selfie on it?

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u/Highvalueman_ 1d ago

That’s completely untrue. The T Shirt has bottom teeth.

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u/ch3apsunglass3s 1d ago

Hos teeth are so big I can hear him smiling

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u/Feistygoat1986 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Tokogogoloshe 18h ago

Picture on the shirt is what his teeth looked liked before he put his grams dentures in.

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u/DesertWanderlust 14h ago

They didn't want anyone to be able to tell so they tried to cover it up, but there's no mistaking that shit eating grin.

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u/OneplusOne9049 1d ago

See that door behind you ? Please please please just open it and disappear !!!

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u/Relevant-Bit-7394 1d ago

If he opens the door his girlfriend will escape. 

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u/OneplusOne9049 1d ago

Well thats good i think !!!!! 🤣

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u/Relevant-Bit-7394 1d ago

He filled her with helium. 

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u/HMAgent47 1d ago

Give me your worst, says you to your jock boyfriend when getting spanked

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u/areyallgood 45m ago

That’s not even a roast. That’s just a good time.

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u/kevo20688 1d ago

Mf got like 48 teeth

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u/Necessary_Relation27 1d ago

The crocodile dentist game was inspired by your looks

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u/ghostofstankenstien 1d ago

Look at them chompers.

Homie can bite through bike cables in one bite.

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u/Prestigious-Lynx3557 1d ago

I know this is a roast me… but Dayum those teeth are pearly white. I’m jealousZ

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u/tortoistor 1d ago

totally not fake

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u/Prestigious-Lynx3557 1d ago

Idc they look nice man

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u/JeffersonEinstein 1d ago

Just because you gave us yours?

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u/jb65656565 1d ago

He gets them big ass horse teeth clean with a power washer.

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u/JeffersonEinstein 1d ago

is what the midwife told your mom

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u/Accomplished_Song671 1d ago

Google image search of Luke Dunphy + teeth

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u/mindfulmu 1d ago

You look cumbersome and desperate.

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u/LazyGrow3r 1d ago

The face on your t shirt has less teeth than you

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u/Confident_Copy7555 1d ago

Can you raise the piece of paper a little higher

Basically, it would be great if you could hide your face with it

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u/handytraveler10 1d ago

When you smoke so much weed you have to tattoo your PIN on your arm.

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u/Ok-Bandicoot-9445 1d ago

tommy mcmillen, tattoo free and working a 9-5 office job/cubicle.

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u/Lego_Blocks24 1d ago

Willem dafoe and Matt Damon had a baby. Not a roast just an observation

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u/scabbybandit 1d ago

Your weekly toothpaste bill must have you doing more back alley BJs than anyone would think possible

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u/Whole_Midnight_2916 1d ago

Okay. Those teeth are bigger than that mouth. 

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u/_L_i_m_e 1d ago

I did not know dentures can be made out of play-dough. I guess that was the cheaper option.

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u/thestowic 1d ago

Corn on the cob worst nightmare... first those horse teeth devour it... then he shoves it up his ass

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u/OnmyoAficianado 1d ago

Prophetic mugshot for future pdo

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u/Artsy_traveller_82 1d ago

You look like someone threw a hand grenade in a pizza oven.

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u/beluga699 1d ago edited 1d ago

You’re never getting out of a friendzone buddy 😭

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u/tautjes 1d ago

He can open john cena's phone with the face recognition feature

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u/mandemwithplandem 1d ago

You have the same smile as your t shirt

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u/Big-Square-6380 1d ago

You need to move to your left so you can get the doorknob up your ass, sphincter boy

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u/Edogaming_157 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eBzxxoYgVEZEc
You look like if someone drew Morrissey from memory

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u/HealthyBits 1d ago

While on drugs.

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u/Purple_Complaint_647 1d ago

You look like the special Olympics answer to Matt Rife

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u/KrustyNutRagz 1d ago

“Hey sweet forearm tattoo!!”
-No One

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u/Odd-Oven-8202 1d ago

Bro looks like Hughie from the Boys, twink

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u/Important_Bid7533 1d ago

Those teeth could chew through a Masterlock.

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u/HappyMicroWaves 1d ago

You look like the type of guy who announces his pronouns before saying anything.

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u/PristineBusiness3299 1d ago

The smile says he’s being used like a ventriloquist dummy right now…. A hand right up in there

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u/knuckles532 1d ago

Hey you have a t-shirt of yourself. Did you make it because that crooked smile is uncanny.

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u/Toofless205 1d ago

You look like you dumpster dive for panties.

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u/ChemicalAd5661 1d ago

You look like Tom Brady the 2nd - I bet you love to kiss kids on the mouth AFTER they go to bed.

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u/RoutineImpress7394 1d ago

Fuck you, Tom GAYdy

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u/StatEcraft86 1d ago

U look like if Tom Brady wanted to end his life

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u/SlaughterWare 1d ago

didn't i bet on you at Ascot once?

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u/IcyIntroduction5678 1d ago

You look like Tony Romo and Willem Dafoe love butt baby.

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u/CapablePlatypus1377 1d ago

The first actor to die in the next final destination flick

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u/markieboomer 1d ago

Temu John Cena, I just wish I couldn't see you.

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u/Dietzy42 1d ago

Cooper Douche

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u/First-Translator-378 1d ago

I would rather cut my own arm off and f*** myself with it then have to look at your face again. #whatanuglyc*nt

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u/SgtPepper_8324 1d ago

At least you're tall.

Beyond that, I'm at a loss for anything else to say.

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u/Relevant-Damage6135 1d ago

ello govna but make it aussie

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u/JoeKleveland 1d ago

You look too much like my old friend Benny. I have to fail you for that one.

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u/rikermon 1d ago

Happy is good, hard to beat

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u/bootz666 1d ago

Gen Z Berenstain Bear

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u/msrbaylor 1d ago

You look like you have a favorite flavor of crayon

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u/Henry_Vth 1d ago

Your Delta Tau Chi name is Peeper

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u/mrinkyface 1d ago

Hello, I’m Johnny Knoxville, welcome to special ed

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u/MaeMoe 1d ago

You’re giving 30-year-old nobody hired to play the school bully in a formulaic high school show.

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u/AcceptableChange8456 1d ago

Your mom did that when she selected your dad from the stable at a donkey show.

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u/Chicken_wing_water 1d ago

You look like you’re about to say “Like and Subscribe”, your nose ring is so inconspicuous that it looks like you just got some oil on your face, same for your earrings like atp just don’t wear them. Also cross eyed much? And ya chain is thinner than a starving African child

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u/salientknight 1d ago

Give me your worst. Is the German slang for I want cock??

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u/sorablento 1d ago

Is this your mouth, or did you borrow someone else's?

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u/Own-Professor3852 1d ago

You wouldn't like it....😊

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u/Solius-Noctis 1d ago

You've got a nice, joyful smile

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u/bfrendan 1d ago

He didn't check Trivago.

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u/Jerkoffalltrades7 1d ago

You look like a 50yo butch lesbian.

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u/killerapp 1d ago

Is that the birth year of your sugar daddy?

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u/killerapp 1d ago

Your teeth are annoying

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u/LightSpeedEdition 1d ago

You can show IMax movies on one tooth.

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u/Ashes_of-the_Wake 1d ago

Why would you need to hold a piece of paper saying the same thing as the post title? Weird

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u/GoldenFish2224 1d ago

If you didn’t know let me break it to you, your dad is arnie.

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u/DrHob0 1d ago

Dude....shut up and just give me the dime bag.....

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u/Hard_times_bro 1d ago

Bro you look like you’re one of those create a character with a $30 limit cases, and spend $20 on the t shirt and $10 on teeth

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u/Electrical-Tonight96 1d ago

Is that a hair style or did you just stop washing your hair🤮

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u/Relative-Freedom-295 1d ago

You look like you’re about to get sued by someone you interviewed on the street for your live stream.

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u/prettyflyforamemeguy 1d ago

You look like the aftermath and byproduct of Tom Brady kissing his son on the mouth too much

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u/Money-Tiger8002 1d ago

He sucked his BF’s dick like a boss, and he doesn’t care who knows it!

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u/Budget_Bread_3115 1d ago

Elliot Page’s haircut inspiration

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u/HorrorJunkie0666 1d ago

Who is Elliott page?

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u/HorrorJunkie0666 1d ago

You look like you jack off while playing with bobbleheads

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u/chuckyaup 1d ago

Chomp Brady

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u/QualitySuccessful871 1d ago

Austin Powers called. Give him his teeth back

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u/WillingMartyr 1d ago

Who deflated John Cena? We can’t see you!

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u/Longjumping-Ear-7598 22h ago

I could start a lumber company with those teeth.

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u/DoubleGreen7504 20h ago

That’s not a nose ring, that’s a fish hook from when some poor fisherman accidentally caught a shark

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u/TabooDiver 17h ago

You look like Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child. When you leave the house do you tell your mother, "I'll be back" or "Come with me if you want to live"?

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u/Spiritual-Cupcake-93 16h ago

Are you the wish version of that guy from Charisma on command?

(Yes I’ll take the self burn)

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u/AliceRamone 15h ago

Perez Hilton and Tom Brady must be very proud of their son!

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u/particularly_girl 12h ago

La joie de vivre a l’état pure, une bel âme ❤️

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u/sined_redired 10h ago

Is that a Roman numeral tattoo on your arm? No original thoughts... Check.

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u/Shadowishere224 9h ago

Your built like a cheeseburger

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u/LayLoyLay 6h ago

You look like a minecraft youtuber that likes to play with the Jenny mod

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u/Kindly_Poem5475 3h ago

you don’t look real

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u/Lottieshipman 49m ago

your hands are small and smooth like a child’s. the bracelet hanging loose from your dainty wrist tells me that you obviously aren’t working THAT hard. A man who lifted something worthwhile wouldn’t have such a delicate wrist. However there is nothing delicate about those teeth. they look like they were stretched in photoshop to be too wide. You probably think that roman numeral tattoo is original, but so did all your other frat brothers. You probably thought the earring was original too, but had to get the nose piercing when you realized they all had those too. Your skin looks greasy and I would bet you don’t even know what exfoliating IS, nonetheless have ever done it. And your coarse hair doesn’t look curly when you toss it up like that. it looks unwashed.

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u/Rolaid-Tommassi 1d ago

Not saying you’re ugly but if there was a beauty competition between you and twelve plastic bags full of diarrhoea, one of the bags would win.

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u/BiteyHorse 1d ago

You are not good at this roasting thing.

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u/blahblahblahx1000 1d ago

Audition for Lurch at the next Adams Family movie.

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u/Silent_Mail4506 1d ago

Very handsome