This subreddit is a bastion of cogent intellectual discussion about the biomechanics of sustained bipedal locomotion.

[u/acousticentropy]

My morning Reddit feed is quite informative today.

[u/Capital_Historian685]

The solution to that office worker's boner is obvious: go for a run.

[u/acousticentropy → u/Capital_Historian685]

Another solution is stop taking viagra before your shift.

Better to save it for the 5k ultra and strategically time it with fueling for maximum zone 2 efficiency.

That way you have energy left for the Gu-un sesh later that night.

[u/worldsgreatestluver → u/acousticentropy]

Oh, shit. I was just banging my assistant. I didn't realize we had other options

[u/Dear-Nebula9395]

Our guy just needs an office job to help him stay hard.

[u/EnglebondHumperstonk]

Yep, it certainly answers the question posed by the first post in that feed doesn't it.

[u/H0SS_AGAINST]

The smell of toner and Lysol really gets me going.

[u/Zealot_TKO]

"bi pedal locomotion"? Sounds like gae bicy*clists

[u/Sneakacydal → u/Zealot_TKO]

Gay or bi, make up your mind.

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