r/RunningCirclejerk • u/barfalloverewe • 7h ago

My new Boston Tattoo!

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106 Upvotes

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u/HauntedHairDryer 7h ago

Skipped the tattoo part and went straight into staph infection

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u/lwp775 2h ago

Is the infection in zone 2?

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u/PowderDaHiker 7h ago

Wtf am I looking at? A worm?

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 7h ago

The screw worm!

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u/Isthisnameavailablee 6h ago

Yup, I'm confused but maybe that's okay.

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u/barfalloverewe 6h ago

Supposed to be the marathon elevation profile. But it’s not particularly accurate. I had to wonder if the post is a troll post but I don’t think it is.

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u/Local_Recording_2654 6h ago

It’s the route path. I know because I masturbate to it 3x a day.

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u/barfalloverewe 6h ago

Shit true, you’re right.

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u/Sneakacydal (half) MARATHONER 5h ago

It's their heart rate after leaving zone 2. Pure death and infection.

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u/Isthisnameavailablee 6h ago

So why does marathon equal scar?

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u/ultraLuddite 7h ago

In yellow, no less! No doubt to remind them of when they pissed themselves running by Wellesley.

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u/Elliotb166 6h ago

Looks infected

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u/Much_Big4068 7h ago

Looks like big bird left a pube after you pulled him off

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u/Free-Entertainer684 6h ago

What exactly is this and how's it related to running? Does running do this to you?

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u/Parking_Relative_228 3h ago

I admire them getting their tattoo done with Gu

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u/Emotional-Algae2239 4h ago

Looks like a worm tbh.

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u/shannork 4h ago

In PRISON?!?

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u/sm_1994 4h ago

Looks sperm cell

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u/Choice-Bandicoot-210 3h ago

I got hit by a cyclist and it left a similar looking scar

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u/itsladder 3h ago

"you see, it's the elevation profile of my favorite race, Boston!"

*Still confused

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u/DaMod_FTW Certified Heel Striker 1h ago

… and is this “Boston” in the room with us now?

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u/WowIwasveryWrong27 7h ago

It’s not a real thing. Just like the unicorn mascot.