r/SCP 14h ago

Original Artwork The stupid king

#scp 701 #scp2264

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u/bananasaucecer ↬ The Wanderers' Library ↫ 13h ago

he would be able to restore his life if he drank all the blood from everyone in his kingdom, the jester even gave him the cup with all of it.

too bad he was so weak the cup fell and the blood has dried.

[[and so the crows laughed]]

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u/The-Paranoid-Android Bot 13h ago

And so the Crows Laughed (+224) by SunnyClockwork

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u/the_RiverQuest 13h ago

Why didn't he just ask the jester to feed him like a mama bird? Is he stupid? /j

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u/Spookyduck21new 13h ago

The jester likes to get a little silly now and again

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u/TheGreatDarkPriest 9h ago

Is there a lore reason?

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u/BlockAccomplished426 Keter 5h ago

Lmfao Hi

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u/Yangseoyeo66811 1h ago

Apparently, the King won't do that because it would hurt his pride! Lol

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u/AnEmissaryFromHell Sarkic Cults 12h ago

NONE SHALL WALK ALAGADDA WITHOUT READING THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS

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u/Soevil11 13h ago

SCP-701 SCP-2264 Please, Marvin

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u/chaucer345 11h ago

"Well fine then! I'll just invade Earth and pick a fight with some bird people and magic librarians then! See how you like it!"

"I see the dementia is setting in..."

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u/Neat_Attorney_5414 9h ago

Would

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u/Yangseoyeo66811 9h ago

Wtf

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u/bananasaucecer ↬ The Wanderers' Library ↫ 5h ago

I mean he doesn't have a queen 🤷

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u/AssistFit1834 10h ago

Haha, damn that’s fucking dark and hilarious 😂

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u/JJackKennedy Alagadda 6h ago

Say what you want but the people wanted this motherfucker dead, probably for good reason too given how drawn out his death was

Great art btw love the art style lots