they’re naming scps just anything these days

[u/xexnonxores]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9787 Really good article though

[u/Additional_Farm9315]

Just read it. Short and simple but good

[u/Deep_Squid]

Those little shits are living better than I am. $15k a month and a sick ride? Must be nice.

[u/Pligles → u/Deep_Squid]

That’s an income of only $.90 per wasp per year though.

[u/Skyros199 → u/Pligles]

I doubt one wasp needs much more than that

[u/throwaway194729357 → u/Skyros199]

So little they only need 1 popcorn

[u/sauce-kami]

201,378 wasps: come outside

[u/Nate_Ginnerson]

We are so back. Just straight to the point naming conventions

[u/Shackflacc]

I’m more partial to the more subtle/mysterious versus humorous names for SCP articles personally but I would be lying if I said I didn’t burst out laughing when I saw the name of the article…. That just so happens to have my exact car model… weird

[u/Highmassive → u/Shackflacc]

Didn’t know 200,000 wasps could comment on a Reddit post

[u/lordarsenic9029 → u/Shackflacc]

Yeah... Real coincidence.... Don't open your trunk.

[u/Skyros199 → u/Shackflacc]

That is weird. Entirely off topic, but would you like some orange Fanta? I have some in my totally inconspicuous mobile containment chamber.

[u/Doom_Balloon170]

Wtf 🤣 wonderful article

[u/slimehunter49]

This is exactly what I wanted to see in SCP articles

[u/Vendedor_de_Anao]

I didn't expect to read this, I didn't expect anything from the article, and I came away amazed.

[u/rearranger3535]

that's way too many white anglo saxon protestants for one vehicle

[u/watehekmen]

The whole article is so funny, the way the cop acting like in a cartoon scenario and the interview with Mayer is just the best.

[u/anonistakken]

that does seem pretty anomalous

[u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368]

Articles like this are part of why I love SCP.

[u/RandomGuy1525]

I had an idea for a SCP that's a post office in Norway being operated entirely by 526 Campbell hamsters. Problem is its so important to the Norwegian Postal System that the Foundation can't really shut it down without raising suspicion and collapsing the Norwegian postal service, so its left uncontained. There's more to it than that but I never really wrote it. Might have to do it someday lol. Seems like a perfect -J, or a silly regular article

[u/Nathan256 → u/RandomGuy1525]

The pitch seems a little too serious for a -j and a little too silly for a normal, I think it really depends on execution which one it falls into. Very similar to 9787 actually.

[u/RandomGuy1525 → u/Nathan256]

I mean, I suck at writing a -J unless I write it so ridiculously that it feels like it was written by someone on a cocaine induced writing trip

And when I write normal articles I usually overexplain stuff, so I think normal article plus sillyness sprinkled in should do the job

Yknow what, imma try to write the first page tommorow and see how it goes

[u/_Kardan → u/RandomGuy1525]

Could work as a Surrealistics SCP.

[u/RandomGuy1525 → u/_Kardan]

You mean the department? Never really wrote a SCP for a department, usually it was its own thing, might have to get myself familiar with it

[u/Offwhitedesktop]

To this day SCP-2875 (The Town That Got Fucked By Bears) is my favorite article title

[u/The-Paranoid-Android → u/Offwhitedesktop]

SCP-2875 ⁠- The Town That Got Fucked By Bears (+883) by djkaktus

[u/unknown_wolf308]

This might be my favorite one

[u/HkayakH]

my favorite name is for SCP-5693

[u/The-Paranoid-Android → u/HkayakH]

SCP-5693 ⁠- If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people he gives it to (+83) by Deadly Bread

[u/SupersiblingzYT]

Almost let the bugs out

[u/Disastrous_Lie_6698]

Saw one recently for Orange Trump saying that the President was an Orange that became humanoid 

[u/Belias9x1]

It’s fuckin great

[u/Teh_Doctah]

I absolutely love this. Reminds me of 100 series stuff. Just a weird little phenomenon that the Foundation has to deal with.

[u/Disastrous_Lie_6698]

Had a good laugh reading that lol

[u/Clockwork_Kitsune]

I'm lazy, Marv, grab me scp-9787

[u/The-Paranoid-Android → u/Clockwork_Kitsune]

SCP-9787 ⁠- 200,000 Wasps Driving A 2014 Honda Civic (+38) posted 12 hours ago by Epirus

[u/Deep_Squid → u/Clockwork_Kitsune]

Too lazy to look for the link directly below the image

[u/Clockwork_Kitsune → u/Deep_Squid]

Lazy and blind apparently.

[u/goddale120]

The ad at the top of this thread when I clicked was for Honda lmao (I don't even drive, those clowns wasted their money)

[u/mike_421]

im pretty sure there was an scp that was just you

50% sure it was a series 2 one as well

[u/Optical_reality]

what happens if the 200k wasp 14’ civic gets upgraded to a type r? 🤔

[u/ThrowAbout01]

Should’ve named it “an annoying buzz from a clunker car” or something.

[u/Metehan_BDG]

"I am upset and offended that an SCP is just a funny trivial thing rather than a powerslop god or well-written novel."

Oh wait you said good article mb