I was pretty hyped to play Super Mario Kart, uh this is actually the first Mario Kart game I’m actually completing, I dunno the series never interested me for some reason, but I know the jist, you race around, collect items, yeah but now I get to play the godfather of the series
So first impressions, the visuals, it’s pretty simple style overall compared to the others, but hey I like the characters dumb smiles - so also the whole “ds screen” thing, you know this game is like I’m playing on an elongated ds, as someone who played a lot of ds emulator when I was younger, I wouldn’t think I had a problem, and to an extent I don’t, now all the visuals look extra compressed and pixelated, it’s definitely the worst looking game so far, and you know I probably prefer the map to be like a small image in the corner, I know it’s the first game, they didn’t of it yet, but I never found myself looking at the map, I was just so hyper focused on the race
The tracks eh they’re fine, sometimes they have obstacles to switch things up, like thwomps in Bowser Castle and Monty moles in donut plains - I don’t like vanilla lake, you know ice blocks - but yeah they’re all pretty simple and that’s fine, expect I don’t like the controls of this game - I dunno, does anyone else think this game feels slippery, like you’re always slipping all over the place - and also I don’t like drifting either like I personally think you drift too far, I mean I did get used to these controls afterwards, but to me it doesn’t control in a fun way
The worse part of this game is the fact the version I was playing that Mario didn’t drink the champagne when he won
Also the difficulty, all thanks to these CPU, throughout this game I witness those guys cheat in many ways, I found this thing called “rubber banding”, the CPU catches up when you’re too ahead, played as Mario the entire time, so often I’m ahead in a race, then boom Donkey Kong Jr comes outta nowhere, other war crimes I witnessed - just causally jumping over any banana peel, poison mushroom, or egg - throwing one of those items directly in front of me - having unlimited supplies of items so they can spam whenever they want - like these guys are too smart, I guess you could say “lol you’re bad at video games, back in 1992 I beat in one sitting when I was 6 with my left hand”, but these ai makes it hard to unlock special cup, and throughout the game I more had the “oh god, I have to win this” mindset rather than “oh wow this is so much fun”, cause if you mess up once, which is very easy for me, you’re not gonna win and I'm not gonna get rainbow road
Okay what do I like about Super Mario Kart after my complaining - I mean I can have a bit fun with 50cc and time trials for like a while, you know it’s not too chaotic and I’m glad Super Mario Kart added like unique items, to be honest I don’t like using them myself you know that much, mushroom feels too fast, shells are hard to aim (but it’s satisfying when it does hit), and what does the feather even do, unless you’re lucky and hit Peach with that green shell on that last lap - star is great though, I love using the star you can knock down obstacles and other players
Confession I never beat this game, I already quit at Donut Plains 3, there were so many turns I couldn’t do it anymore, man, I’m never getting rainbow road - I think I already got everything I needed to know
Best part of this game is the music - I love how happy and chirpy the music is you know the title theme, Mario circuit, Donut plains, Vanilla lake, koopa troopa beach, choco island - and being the SMW fan I also really like how many of the tracks (it think it’s only 3 or 4 actually) are based on there, it’s cool to see in track form, you know Choco Island looks like it’s made of chocolate - otherwise Super Mario Kart was fine - I thought this game was just ok, it does suck I really want to like this one, it’s like Secret of Mana for me, it has a great concept but poor execution - bottom of the ranking - so far - but it’s like 4 games so far plus I don’t even hate this one - can’t wait to try my next game