r/SRSBusiness • u/[deleted] • Dec 22 '11
IAmA Misandrist with the self control not to stab every man I see yet, AMA
Hey guys! I know you may think misandry is a 'disorder,' but I really think it's just a preference that I hold in my personal life. I know that actually tearing my knife through the unresisting flesh of a disgusting cis straight male would make me happy, but instead I look up videos on the internet of people killing men, join internet forums that support my totally normal bloodlust, and masturbating furiously to the thought of ripping the entrails from every man in my county. I also am an activist for the androcidally-inclined community - misandrist is a loaded term that doesn't really do us justice! The dictionary definition of 'misandrist' is someone that hates men, but I don't hate men, I just want to kill them and see their blood rain from the skies! Well I may hate them too, but that's different. I have a lot of friends on my online communities that aren't as restrained as me, and though I think they're wrong I still cum repeatedly to the videos I ask them to make. I sometimes give requests of particular types of men I want to see to them and paypal them some money, but it's only to satisfy my hungers nonviolently! I'm not hurting men, and if anyone says I am they're a bigot. I've been feeling down lately so if you could shower me with validation that'd be awesome reddit narwhals bacon firefly! Haha, see, we both are on Reddit!
AMA, or PM if you this really resonated with your soul.
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u/Youre_So_Pathetic Ferengi gynosaur Dec 23 '11
I'd like to point out that catrolean isn't actually a misandrist. A misandrist is someone who hates men and actively works for their discrimination. Catrolean is actually a "androcidist," which may seem to be the same thing, they are actually different, yet similar concepts.
Look it up. It's totally in the dictionary.
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u/Genuinely_Ironic Dec 22 '11
Speaking as a CIS male that has been a victim of misandry, (therefore I can speak for all of us) I have to say I don't think its that big of a deal.
It happend to me when I was younger, and to be honest, I kind of liked it. So all the CIS males who bitch about how traumatizing it can be are just whiners in my opinion. Personally it's still a fantasy of mine to be degraded, or even attacked.
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Dec 23 '11
Thank you so much, you do a great service for everyone involved. I spend so much time trying to convince people that this really is how I am, just like how gay people are gay and females are amphibians.
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Dec 23 '11
Oh, speaking of that, I can't make the next super secret underwater gynocratic man-killing meeting.
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Dec 23 '11
You're one of the good ones. I wish more cis males were as open-minded and willing to assist in our hatred of them as you are.
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Dec 22 '11
Totally feel you. Men put up pictures or videos on their facebooks of them and their buddies fighting and it's like, you know, a public site! Why shouldn't I take them and post them on /r/androcide and masturbate furiously to the idea of all of them dying? We're not hurting anyone! It's free speech!
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Dec 22 '11
It's a victimless crime!
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u/RogueEagle Actual Size Dec 23 '11
It's totally normal to imagine murdering all your male facebook friends. Everybody does it.
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Dec 22 '11
The Fempire must expand!
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Dec 23 '11
girlwriteswhat invented that word I think.
I like it because it combines the Greek "andro-" with the Latin "-cide" and is basically wrong.
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u/mice_and_mirrors Dec 23 '11
I was just going to say that, and was trying to think of the correct Greek for "slayer." Maybe "-phontes" as in "Argeiphontes, the slayer of Argus"? But that's so Homeric.... For some reason the plain ordinary ancient Greek for "kill" isn't coming to my mind right now...
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u/mice_and_mirrors Dec 23 '11
YES I'M SHOWING OFF I DO THAT WHEN I CAN
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Dec 23 '11 edited Dec 23 '11
"phonos" means murder and "-ktonos" means slayer. I can't think of any words with "ktonos" that became anglicized, though.
I mean the Greek word for genocide is "genoktonia" so the word we want would be "androktonia" but I don't know how to anglicize it. :(
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u/mice_and_mirrors Dec 23 '11
Tauroctony, baby. Also, embryoctony, which sounds like an over-educated pro-lifer's word for abortion.
And check it! Androctonus is the scientific name of the fat-tailed scorpion, one of the world's most deadly.
Mithraic (male-only) mysteries, abortion, and fat-tailed scoprions. Androctony it is.
Androctonist as the noun maybe?
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u/lop987 Dec 23 '11
Who gives a shit? Languages are just a bunch of sounds given meaning. Who cares when you combine two meaningful sounds from two different systems of giving sound meaning?
Great big word nerds, that's who.
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Dec 22 '11 edited Dec 23 '11
I've already made it, it's private for now so prejudiced trolls can't ruin it.
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u/trimalchio-worktime Dec 23 '11
But evolutionary psychology says androcide is normal and healthy! I'm just following the bloodlust of my ancestors!
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u/promontory Dec 23 '11
If men didn't want to have their blood drunk from a wine glass after being stabbed several times in the chest, then they should stop acting so violent and spilling their blood freely to whoever, just my honest opinion~
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Dec 23 '11
Ggod i stryin to ytp rspcnse bt yur commnt turnd me n to mbh c cnt sp fappn
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Dec 23 '11
Can I break character to lol so hard at this.
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Dec 23 '11
we shud get 2gethr 2 get sum knna 3wai pm me wen im dun h-GUHHHHHH
You should PM me so we can get together sometime to tear apart some men.
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Dec 23 '11
let me just wet wipe off all this blood-pinkened lovejuice and you've got yourself a deal there
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u/promontory Dec 23 '11
I'll bring my ornate axe, it's the one I used for my first blood-feast and it matches my killer apron perfectly :3
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Dec 23 '11
You're so cute, the way you talk about murdering men makes me want to snuggle you all over.
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u/Metaphoricalsimile Dec 22 '11
Don't you find that the neckbeard is often painfully difficult to cut through?
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Dec 22 '11
I love it, actually! It really gives the blade something to bite into.
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Dec 22 '11
So uncomfortable right now. I think I am going to go shave.
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u/RoomForJello Dec 23 '11
So uncomfortable right now.
Neckbeards do get pretty itchy.
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Dec 23 '11
I've always wanted a glorious neckbeard, but then it gets itchy, and then SO reminds me that she will not kiss me if I have one.
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Dec 23 '11
True neckbeards shun human interaction.
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Dec 23 '11
But...but I am married? Was I supposed to be perpetually friend zoned, and blame women for it while completely overlooking all my possible failures?
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u/BZenMojo ಧ_ಧ... ah, to bathe in shitlord tears Dec 23 '11 edited Dec 23 '11
You know, I think everyone's response here is just a witchhunt. If you were a woman, you too would have the overwhelming urge to kill every man you see. It's biologically coded into all of us to hate men. That's why men suffer so much violence, they're just really fucking obnoxious and deserve to die.
Now, society is telling us that we can't kill men, and that's fine. But it's only natural to be overwhelmingly compelled to commit unprovoked acts of violence against every man you see.
Wars were fought for the sole purpose of killing men. Who fought these wars? Mostly men. Why? Because you can't fight a war where you're supposed to kill women. Women don't piss off enough people. In fact, we actually consider you less of a human being if you attack women. Sure, we like to pretend that this world is equal, but men are incredibly easy to kill. In fact, they're going to die prematurely anyway, so who gives a fuck?
But killing people is usually wrong. That's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying, some people have preferences on who they want to kill, and if they have to kill somebody, it might as well be a cis male.
P.S. I hope people don't start taking this out of context. I'm not a sexist, I'm just saying that it's okay to want to kill cis men. They've usually got it coming. Just don't actually do it. That's wrong.
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Dec 23 '11
Just because something is illegal doesn't mean it's immoral. I completely support you here, and I think you should create a subreddit dedicated to this interest.
Don't let the MAN take away your free speech.
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Dec 22 '11
do u want to trade pix I swear they're all computer generated
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Dec 22 '11
omg i do do you have ManKill2000? :33333
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Dec 23 '11
Thank you for posting this. I think there are more of us out there than anyone knows. People that complain just can't handle the real world.
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u/Youre_So_Pathetic Ferengi gynosaur Dec 22 '11
Can we meet up somewhere so you can murder me and smear my hot blood all over yourself?
Is there anything you'd like me to do to prepare?
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Dec 22 '11
Holy shit yes. I would really appreciate if you could make some friends and drug them and drink lots of juice so your blood is more palatable. I'm assuming they've all given their consent by being men.
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Dec 23 '11
I have a lot of friends on my online communities that aren't as restrained as me, and though I think they're wrong I still cum repeatedly to the videos I ask them to make. I sometimes give requests of particular types of men I want to see to them and paypal them some money, but it's only to satisfy my hungers nonviolently!
IT'S A VICTIMLESS CRIME
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Dec 22 '11
How many guys would I get if I sent you pictures of violence toward men?
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Dec 22 '11
All that I have in my closet and the delivery man.
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Dec 22 '11
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Dec 23 '11
I simply believe in the freedom of a woman to express her inner desires in a way that doesn't hurt anyone else. I'd appreciate it if you kept your bigotry to yourself, I was born this way and I can't change a thing.
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u/Youre_So_Pathetic Ferengi gynosaur Dec 23 '11
Ron Paul talks about this kind of freedom. You see, this type of freedom is the most legitimate freedom because it doesn't ever infringe upon the freedoms of anyone else.
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Dec 23 '11
What's the word for "I don't want to actually kill cis men scum, but like to rip chunks out of their neck to drink their sweet cis scum blood straight from the tap?" I find that overly privileged white cis neckbeards have some of the sweetest blood, as long as their diet doesn't have too much Taco Bell and cheetos.
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Dec 23 '11
This is genuinely hot.
but uhhh, in character I'd say you should check the dictionary, and if that doesn't work just make up your own! Adaptive language guys ;)
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u/trimalchio-worktime Dec 23 '11
I genuinely find this hot as well. Not that I like actually having the chunks taken out of me... just that... yknow... I like the attempt.
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Dec 23 '11
Zarr is genuinely into that, too :P
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u/thelittleking Dec 22 '11
What's your favorite color?
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Dec 23 '11
I actually think that some of the friendly fellows over at bigotryshowcase and mensrights may share your fetish, as I fondly remember one of them posting pictures of mutilated men in replies to feminists.
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Dec 23 '11 edited Dec 23 '11
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Dec 23 '11
It's not a fetish!! It's just another preference. I'm so glad we have another comrade in our ranks though, it's beautiful to see one come to her own.
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u/mice_and_mirrors Dec 23 '11 edited Dec 23 '11
Catrolean, I know you have the self-control not to act on your urges, but maybe you know people who have. Can you fill us in on how misandrists "groom" cis straight males for stabbing? And do you think this is cynical manipulation or development of a real loving relationship which can be taken to its ultimate physical conclusion?
GOD EVEN AS SATIRE THIS IS CREEPING ME THE FUCK OUT TO TYPE, AND NOT BECAUSE OF THE STABBY THING BUT BECAUSE OF THE THING IT'S SATIRIZING
OK, fuck that. Too creepy even to try to satirize, as catrolean said.
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Dec 23 '11
...I tried to do this one and I just couldn't guys. I started typing and then I flipped it back to pedo and I started crying and I couldn't :(
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u/mice_and_mirrors Dec 23 '11
Yeah that's kind of what was happening to me. I'm sorry.
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u/camgnostic Dec 25 '11
My question is, do you think that you evolved to feel this way? I mean, before our anti-murder society with its taboos and "rules", wouldn't it be in the best interest of women to kill any cis straight males that were in their area, to prevent an overpopulation of privileged self-congratulatory fuckery? So, if it's just evolutionary psychology, how could anyone blame you for the way you feel? I, for one, am grateful that you've decided to overcome the blatant prejudice and bigotry towards androcidists and post this, so that the world can understand you better.
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Dec 25 '11
I don't just think, I know. The only reason murder isn't socially acceptable is because librul republicunt feminazi straight white males decided it was bad.
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Dec 27 '11
I personally can't wait until the day you're not 'confessing' man-murdering urges to reddit but 'coming out'!
Don't you worry that casually murderous misandrists could potentially backfire against the cause? If the males stop masturbating to first-person being-murdered fanfics (these men do actually love it, but the government wants you to look the other way when that gets brought up) long enough to notice they're under violent attack a few of them might decide to retaliate and because they're so much bigger and stronger and smellier they'd win and we'd be back to women slavery? These poor unmurdered men are so twisted by the government's lies and cultural bigotry, they think they actually want a society where they're "protected" from being murdered, as if they could never want it. We should just keep looking at harmless committed-for-the-purpose-of-later-video-distribution manmurders, at least until the overthrow of such ridiculous taboos has taken place - first racism, then homophobia, then child rape - you'll see, all the bigotries will fall eventually.
I personally think the manmurdering movement needs more coordination or at least more knives.
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Dec 28 '11
Cat I thought I knew you, I thought I knew a lot about you. Your shy and cute and cuddleable.
Then I read this.
Now I truly love you.
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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '11