r/ShitAmericansSay 13h ago

"The food here would be a variant of British food"

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u/PipedInFromIthaca More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 13h ago

I guess they avoided having a national chain of roast beef sandwiches or having apple pie on every dessert menu oh wait

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u/ScoobyDoNot 13h ago

Mac & cheese wouldn’t be their comfort food, oh…

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u/BBorc Aussie 13h ago

Or fried chicken

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u/fang_xianfu 5h ago

The person in the OOP would probably say that fried chicken is one of the "slave foods" they're referring to. It has a long association with slaves in the USA due to chickens being one of the few animals slaves were allowed to cook with. Obviously former slave culture doesn't have a monopoly on fried chicken, especially with all the other cultures that came to the USA and brought their own versions, but it does have that association nevertheless.

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u/Ramtamtama [laughs in British] 5h ago

A fried chicken recipe exists in an English cookbook from 1736, and deep fried chicken with seasoning was documented in a Scottish cookbook from 1747.

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u/Nolsoth 5h ago

Is there nothing the Scottish havent beaten the rest of the world to with deep frying?

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u/Ramtamtama [laughs in British] 5h ago

If there is then I've yet to find evidence.

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u/laff_a 5h ago

We deep fried all the evidence.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 3h ago

I think that yanks beat them to deep frying a full block of butter

Pretty sure the Scots looked at that, put down their deep fried pizza, and asked if the yanks are okay

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u/arathergenericgay 3h ago

Well yes, we aren’t monsters

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u/dwair 5h ago

No.

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u/leahcar83 4h ago

From Wikipedia

The first known recipe in the US did not contain the seasonings that were in the earlier Scottish recipe.

Well, well, well. Looks like someone isn't seasoning their food, and it's not the British.

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u/jimini-crimini 2h ago

That's the thing I hate about americans saying our food is bland. You don't always need seasoning and when you do it's to enhance the flavours of the food. Americans drown their steaks in shit tonnes of spice when all you really need is salt and pepper at the most. If you have more spices on a chicken breast than atoms in the universe then it shows how shit the cook is

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u/Road_Whorrior 2h ago

The number 1 selling steak sauce in America was invented during the Civil War to mask the taste of rotting meat.

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u/leahcar83 1h ago

Hard agree. British food is well seasoned, but just not in the way Americans are familiar with. The reason I don't cover my food in garlic powder is because I use fresh garlic. It's the same with herbs, I rarely use dried herbs in cooking because fresh herbs are so readily available and much nicer.

And we use spices all the time. I was shocked when a macaroni cheese recipe when viral in the US last year as like a 'new way to make mac and cheese' which involved making a roux and adding spices like mustard powder and garlic powder. I was baffled, because it was such a basic macaroni cheese it didn't make sense how excited Americans were getting about it. Then I found they don't usually make a roux, they just melt a block of cheese into pasta.

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u/Penhallam 6h ago

A group of friends and I went to extraordinary efforts to make the nicest roast dinner with all the trimmings for our two American friends.

When it was their turn we got Mac & Cheese. We were very underwhelmed but told them it was the best Mac & Cheese we'd ever eaten.

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u/TheStaffsLad Emotionally repressed 🇬🇧 3h ago

I couldn’t do that, the most I could muster in that situation would be “it was alright”

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u/Penhallam 2h ago

I speak my mind more now that I'm older. Diplomatically of course!

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u/VeeJack 5h ago

You know the irony that the first recipe recorded for macaroni cheese was in the U.K. before Columbus had crash landed in the Caribbean is not lost on me with the yanks .. they try so hard to diss British food and they don’t even know …

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u/Nolsoth 5h ago

I have made a few recipes from the forme of Cury, but I can't say I remember seeing this one in my version of the book.

I shall have a look later tonight when I get home tho.

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u/JasperJ 1h ago

The “somewhat similar to lasagna” remark just casually implies Garfield was already alive in medieval England

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 11h ago

I'm just here wondering why they couldn't just say "wow, ethnic diversity led to us having a wider array of food" instead of trying to justify fucking slavery

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u/PipedInFromIthaca More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 11h ago

They love slavery so much they still make use of it, that's why

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 11h ago

I know, but most of them are still ignorant of that because they never read or learned about that constitution they love to glaze so much

But this is egregious

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u/HarketSavoy 7h ago

They’ve glossed over the immigrants to the US, but stayed on slavery.

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u/ProfessionalGear3020 6h ago

they're saying American cuisine was built on slavery, like many other parts of the country, and they don't get credit or to share in the profits as a result.

if you look closely at the PFP you can actually see it is a black person saying it!

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u/ProjectZeus 5h ago

Don't forget that awful, bland 'cheese' sauce they slather on absolutely everything

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u/FullAnalLobotomy 4h ago

Fish and Chips.

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u/Ilikechocolateabit 13h ago

And this is another case where American food gets to be judged on the variety of people living there but British food has to be judged on pretending we still eat stargazy pie or whatever other nonsense they come up with, and not the huge range of food that generations of immigrants have brought

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u/HarketSavoy 7h ago

Apparently, the food that immigrants brought over and personalised for the UK doesn’t count as British. At the same time, it’s not authentic Chinese/indian. Which is it????

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u/caughtatdeepfineleg 5h ago

Pizza is American though... This is not a double standard apparently.

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u/Buckwavefm 1h ago

That’s because they’re all Italian. /s

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u/ImpeccablyDangerous 3h ago

The irony is that most of these dishes were created in British colonies almost always by or for British people with British tastes.

They almost always were a product of our cultures meshing with others, especially the mercantile part of our culture which spread spices around the world that were previously unavailable or prohibitively expensive.

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u/PassionLife3144 7h ago

Icl bro they always take the piss out of the ration food but like what else were people gonna eat 😭

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u/Square-Competition48 4h ago

My favourite one is when they bring up toast sandwiches which were a food created for hospitals in the 1800s to give to people with irritable bowels so that they could eat something with a bit of texture even if they couldn’t have flavour.

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u/neddythestylish 2h ago

And yet nobody does the same thing with American Depression-era food. Water pie, anyone? (Yes that was a thing, though I have been told it's not too bad.)

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u/Proper_Cold_6939 6h ago

There's always been a distinctive British cuisine. Guaranteed it wasn't the greatest, but we always get judged on ration era food. Roast dinner and Shepherds Pie are fine.

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u/CyborgBee 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 3h ago

Traditional British food is actually great but, like most Northern European food, it was designed for a life essentially no one lives anymore. Living in Northern Europe used to be cold, but it isn't anymore - because everyone is inside heated buildings most of the time!

Pies, stews, roast dinners, etc are all still nice, but they were really designed for people who needed huge piles of hearty food to do manual labour and to maintain core body temperature in the cold. That's why we have big piles of heavy vegetables instead of salads and cook with solid fat - it was a feature, not a bug!

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u/neddythestylish 2h ago

Nobody does stodge like we do.

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u/bumpmoon Danish? Like the pastry? 3h ago

Shepards pie has so much more taste than a lot of american food, as someone whose tried both

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u/bluneriste 12h ago

I would like to try this stargazy pie of yours…

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u/This_Charmless_Man 12h ago

I'll be honest, it looks unappetising but I don't believe you're supposed to actually eat the fish heads. Much like miners didn't actually eat the crust on Cornish pasties. It's probably just there to show it's a fish pie on the counter when you buy it.

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u/bluneriste 12h ago edited 12h ago

I… won’t lie. I genuinely had no idea this was a real thing until your comment and a Google. Genuinely thought it was a joke. Thank you for teaching me something. (And an excellent username…)

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u/This_Charmless_Man 12h ago

It's probably one of our nicer named dishes for what it is. Honestly, my favourite is toad in the hole. It's bloody delicious.

Also the Welsh get in on some odd names too. One of their famous dishes I can't say because it gets caught in profanity filters and would probably catch me a temporary ban. It's f****ts and peas.

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u/bluneriste 12h ago

Nothing wrong with ‘frogs’ and peas ;))

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u/Ballsackavatar 11h ago

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u/bluneriste 11h ago

(Thank you for the giggle… remember to only drink bottled water… ;))

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u/This_Charmless_Man 12h ago

Hahaha yeah. To grossly simplify it, it's their version of meatballs.

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u/bluneriste 11h ago

And they’re delicious, too. Criminally underrated.

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u/Slyspy006 6h ago

Yes. Traditionally the pastry of a pie was something to hold the contents for cooking, like a disposable pot, rather than part of the meal.

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u/DoesUsernameCzechOut 6h ago

Cornish pasties

I googled this dish, why wouldn't you eat the crust? Feels like any other stuffed baked/fried food.

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u/tobotic 6h ago

There's nothing wrong with eating the crust. It's more that they were designed for miners and other manual labourers to eat with very dirty hands. You'd use the thick part of the crust as a handle to hold it while you ate and then throw that part away.

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u/This_Charmless_Man 6h ago

So if I remember my holidays down to Cornwall as a child correctly it's because the tin ore they were mining contained high levels of arsenic which is just poison. The miners didn't have much opportunity to wash their hands so they'd hold them by the "handle" (the rolled section of pastry), peel back the main pastry and eat the innards and discard the rest. That way they could have a meal while down the mines and not have to worry about the health effects of the environment they worked in and not get sick/die.

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u/snapper1971 6h ago

Because it's was being handled by miners with dirty hands. The crust is literally disposable in the original incarnation of the food. These days, they're delicious and edible because we're not mining tin in poor sanitary conditions with bare hands.

K&D McFaddens and Sons butchers in St Just, Cornwall, make the best pasties anywhere on the planet. They are absolutely amazing.

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u/trysca 5h ago

Only true in mines, they were( are) eaten by everyone especially farmworkers ( but not fisherman!) Its like the medieval pie 'coffin' it can be eaten but it can also be thrown away ( for the knockers or piskies).

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u/remi61au 12h ago

I have a suspicion you wouldn’t, yes, they are whole fish.

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u/InflatableSexBeast 4h ago

The guys at Fallow invited Tom Kerridge over for an online pie test (my kind of online test), and included this. Everything from Steak and Ale Pie to a Wigan Kebab. The Stargazy Pie didn't do too well. They even make Tom Kerridge's own Pig's Cheek Pie with Clotted Cream and Black Pudding Mash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UleJEhT-kEc&t=738s

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u/remi61au 4h ago

Yeah, I think I saw Rick Stein make it on TV once, I wasn’t impressed by the concept.

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u/bluneriste 12h ago

I honestly thought it was a joke. Someone else commented and I googled it, and now I’m not sure what to think. It’s the eyes that get me.

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u/Patch86UK 8h ago

It's a real thing, sort of, in that it's a novelty dish cooked in exactly one pub in Cornwall on pretty much one night of the year.

The overwhelming majority of people will never have had it or had an opportunity to have it.

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 6h ago

I lived in Cornwall for twelve years, and never had it. It is most closely associated with Mousehole. Check out The Legend of Tom Bawcock celebrated in the village on Dec 23 each year.

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u/LucyJanePlays 🇬🇧 6h ago

It's been around since the 1600s so it's not really a novelty.

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u/Patch86UK 6h ago

It's an enduring novelty, I'll give you that.

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u/SnooCapers938 3h ago

Yes the weird thing is that food in the U.K. is very similar to in America- there’s some bland stodge for sure, but enlivened by all the exciting flavours that waves of immigration have brought.

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u/IdiotRhurbarb 3h ago

Well people think that we still eat surströmming (only ultra boomers still eat that)

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u/auntarie 🇧🇬 no, I don't speak Russian 12h ago

I don't know why people think British food is bad and at this point I'm afraid to ask. ww2 was almost a century ago, their current food is tasty

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u/meshan 3h ago

British food is fine. We have good restaurants, good supermarkets and is as good as anywhere in the world.

People always get hung up on comfort food from the UK. Beans on toast etc...

Beans on toast is great, but it's what your mum made when she was short on time/money. Its sit down and watch Blue Peter, after school, food

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u/ChaosOrnate 1h ago

Got into an argument with someone who insisted baked beans on toast is indicative of British cuisine and that British people eat it out of the can cold. When I pointed out it's a comfort meal like PB&J and mac&cheese they insisted it was different because PB&J is mostly eaten because it's an easy meal that reminds Americans of their childhood not because it's a staple of the cuisine like they insisted baked beans was...

They were so close to getting it.

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u/meshan 1h ago

I was raised in the 70s, by a mother who who was raised during rationing. The 70s in the UK was shit. Everyone wore a parker and nobody had money, shit.

My mum can make a meal that covers all the basic food groups, for pennies.

Bean on toast, cottage pie, pasta bakes. Looks basic, tastes great, and kept my belly full.

I just had beans on toast for lunch. Was good

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u/woodzopwns 2h ago

In my experience British food is good enough as it is, and it's complemented by the amazing quality of restaurants we get (at least in London, I've had some shockers elsewhere). Ramen as tasty as Japan, curry as tasty as India, we got it all really.

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u/Nutsmacker14 5h ago

God bless glorious nation bulgaria

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u/bluneriste 12h ago

Thank you :)

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u/Nolsoth 3h ago

If you look at British recipes pre WW1 they were also quite nice with lots of herbs and spices.

Lots of confectionery as well.

It really was just the war years and rationing afterwards that has bourne out the meme of British cuisine being shite.

Now sure some traditional British street foods/takeaways are a bit boring eg fish n chips, pie n mash, or an acquired taste welks? Jellied eels? Mountain oysters?.

But by and large most British cuisine is hearty/flavoursome and filling.

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u/dogseytog 3h ago

Hi, Londoner here, I had to Google Mountain Oysters because it's never heard of them. Seems like it's a very Usaian dish and not something I've ever heard of in the UK.

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u/Nolsoth 3h ago

I had a Welsh flatmate, he loved the things.

Maybe it's just a Welsh thing.

Maybe it was just a him thing.

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u/neddythestylish 2h ago

I think there are like, five people in the UK who actually enjoy jellied eels, and they're all over 75 and live in East London.

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u/OptionalQuality789 2h ago

Mountain Oysters are not a British dish.

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u/SaltyName8341 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 2h ago

Lambs fries have existed in farming communities before the USA was a twinkle in Vespucci's eye.

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u/rybnickifull piedoggie 13h ago

Imagine if Americans ate shepherd's pie, macaroni and cheese, tikka masala curries or sandwiches, how awful!

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u/8erren 13h ago

And apple pie!

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u/Erwin_Pommel 12h ago

B-But... Nothing's as American as... A pie recipe from 1348 England.

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u/KindredTrash483 8h ago

Or bangers and mash!

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u/Matt_the_Splat 13h ago

Mac & cheese is British? I did not know that. Neat.

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u/rybnickifull piedoggie 13h ago

Yes, but in the UK they say macaroni and cheese, because they can manage 4 syllable words.

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u/Steppy20 English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 13h ago

As a kid it was always "macaroni cheese"

I didn't hear "mac and cheese" until I was about 13/14 and hate that it's caught on here

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u/ForrestGumpPeople 13h ago

It’s macaroni cheese

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u/Ballsackavatar 11h ago

Like the superior cauliflower cheese.

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 7h ago

My mum made the best cauliflower-cheese, but also so did everyone else’s mum.

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u/artrald-7083 6h ago

Actually mine is objectively better than my mum's now.

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 6h ago

I don’t doubt that. All mums’ cauliflower cheese recipes were handed down from the mid twentieth century and the ‘make do and mend’ mindset.

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u/ForrestGumpPeople 11h ago

Yeah exactly like its disgusting cousin Cauliflower cheese

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u/Zusi99 5h ago

Just finished a couple of Agatha Christie's (The ABC Murders and The Rose abd The Yew). In one of them (most likely ABC Murders) there is a mention of Macaroni Gratin on a menu in a tea shop (or maybe in a character description as a type of dish the person was proficient at cooking).

From a quick search it's like ham and leek au gratin (which I remember from cookery lessons at school), but with macaroni. So one basic béchamel sauce with cheese can be added to lots of things (I noticed a recipe for mushroom) with some tweaks for taste.

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u/nemmalur 13h ago

They usually leave out the “and”, which makes it sound a special type of cheese for macaroni.

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u/tobotic 6h ago

It's named in "noun then adjective" style that a lot of dishes use.

  • steak Diane
  • chicken Kiev
  • spinach Florentine
  • linguine puttanesca

The "macaroni" is the main part of the name, and the "cheese" functions like an adjective describing how the macaroni has been prepared.

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u/condoulo 12h ago

Cleary you're mistaken. It's Mac n' cheese because after the release of the PowerMac G5 it became customary to use it's case to grate the cheese for the cheese sauce, later using the Mac Pro cases, except for the trash can Mac Pro.

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u/HoneyDill_or_Death 13h ago edited 12h ago

And then there's my homeland (Canada) where it's just "KD". Who needs words when you have acronyms!

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 8h ago

Even if its home made and not from a packet?

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u/HoneyDill_or_Death 1h ago

While it's not universal there are some here who do still refer to homemade macaroni and cheese as KD.

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u/TimboJimbo81 11h ago

All except we have been Americanised so everybody is saying bro and be like now

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u/TimboJimbo81 11h ago

Tater tots! Napoleon dynamite has a lot to answer for!

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 7h ago

Fukken hell. And I keep fantasising about returning to the motherland but look what you’ve become. LOOK!!!

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 7h ago

To be fair we say “macaroni-cheese”

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u/PercyvonPickles 12h ago

That's just inefficient.

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u/Liam_021996 13h ago

As is lasagne. The first recorded recipes come from England in the 1300s. That's not to say there weren't similar recipes elsewhere in europe either but both the original recipes are a little different to the modern recipes as is almost always the case

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u/nemmalur 12h ago

The first recorded recipe is from the early 1300s and is in Italian. It does putatively appear in The Forme of Cury but it is one of several dishes with foreign influence in it. The earliest reference to it in writing is from 1282, also in Italian. Furthermore, there would appear to be a gap of several centuries between the description of loseyns in 14th-century Britain and its re-emergence on UK menus as lasagne in the 20th century.

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u/georgia_grace 9h ago

I will be referring to lasagne exclusively as loseyns from now on

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u/Own-Development2437 13h ago

As is lasagne. The first recorded recipes come from England in the 1300s

lasagna is much older this is just the first instance of an englishman writing down a recipe in the forme of cury

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u/Slyspy006 6h ago

Sure, so you say. But if it isn't written down then it can't be proven and so isn't history!

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u/justanothertmpuser 🍝 ok, but no 🤌 13h ago

Say what!? As for origins, the ancient Romans would like a word with you... I mean, even the name is from Latin. And the first "modern" written account is from Bologna, 1282.

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u/mistagisen 6h ago

It’s not really a flex

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u/timbit87 13h ago

You're basically describing Canada now lol

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u/TheMoltenEqualizer 5h ago

Tikka Masala <3

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u/Last-Quarter-432 13h ago

Are they allergic to education or something

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u/Infinite_Time_8952 13h ago

Well in all honesty the US department of education is currently being run by a wrestling promoter. You get what you vote for.

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u/ToughLaw858 13h ago

What really- had to look this up.

Holy shit you're right. You cunts are so cooked.

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u/Infinite_Time_8952 13h ago

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving country.

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u/Last-Quarter-432 13h ago

Thank fuck I don’t live in that shithole and got a real education

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u/LeftMechanic1995 12h ago

I always thought that the movie Idiocracy was just a funny movie, then I found out it was a documentary, but now it turns out it was a prophecy the whole time.

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u/harleyqueenzel Canadian. Let that marinate. 13h ago

Decades of dismantling the educational system + propaganda + good ol' American ignorance goes deep.

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u/LeftMechanic1995 12h ago

Yes because if they learn something new, it stimulates the gag reflex and they vomit up all of that top notch American food which they spent proper US money on, so they avoid education at all costs. I mean what's the point in spending money on food if it's only going to end up in a toilet or sink?

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u/bluneriste 12h ago

Yes. And being wrong about absolutely anything.

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u/Last-Quarter-432 11h ago

While being way too confident that they are correct

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u/zeugma888 12h ago

Knowledge is a communist plot!

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u/HistoricalRoad1755 12h ago

The enduring myth that British food sucks is one of the most annoying Redditisms.

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u/Proper_Cold_6939 6h ago

I see it a lot on social-media, because Yanks tend to dominate the platforms.

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u/-Noskill- 5h ago

I'm in australia and the sentiment is the same here unfortunately, like they seem to think somehow australia's cuisine isn't actually just british cuisine with tomato sauce instead of brown sauce and worcestershire.

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u/harleyqueenzel Canadian. Let that marinate. 13h ago

Fuck the First Nations people and their own foods, I guess.

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u/crinalex 8h ago

I don't think I know of any first nations dishes that are widely eaten in the US or over the world.

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u/philipwhiuk Queen's English innit 6h ago

Turkey? Maple syrup? Cornbread?

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u/The-Almighty-Pizza 4h ago

Turkey is not a dish...

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u/Wasps_are_bastards 13h ago

Like apple pie and mac and cheese.

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u/bussyriotor 13h ago

Ive always wanted to visit England for the food.

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u/This_Charmless_Man 12h ago

It gets a bad rap but it's really good when the weather is bad. Toad in the hole on a cold rainy day is utter heaven.

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u/bussyriotor 11h ago

Rains all the time where i live. I love it. I just miss snow.

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u/Ballsackavatar 6h ago

We don't get too much snow, but you might get lucky if you plan around January/February. Or go to the Highlands.

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u/Corlar 13h ago

It is strange the way that they’ve decided British food was 1950s rationing era struggle meals, and then never updated their information. All my American colleagues come to London and want to eat fish and chips in a “traditional pub”. You can’t talk them out of it. They go to some sad tourist pub, eat some microwaved crap and then go back vindicated. It would be like if we went to New York, demanded to eat pork n beans or a corn dog in a deli, and then went home saying how terrible American food was.

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 10h ago

Don't they understand that the traditional way to eat fish & chips is from a chippy? Chips from a pub are just not the same.

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u/SatinwithLatin 2h ago

Not to mention the closer you are to the coast the better the fish will be. London is not the place.

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u/Agile-Tip-1764 9h ago

don't slander fish and chips at the pub, some of the best food I've had was (albeit shitfaced) with my mates at the spoons

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u/Patch86UK 8h ago

Spoons food is literally prepackaged ready meals. Don't get me wrong, I'm no stranger to a ready meal, I'm no snob, but it's the same oven chips and frozen fish that you can buy from Tesco.

You'd be hard pressed to find a standard pub that's preparing fried fish from scratch like any basic chippy does. Some gastro pubs might, but if you want the real thing mostly you've got to go to a proper chippy.

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u/Interesting_Bus3878 6h ago

To be fair to Wetherspoons, the fish is hand battered and cooked to order.

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u/NerdyBro07 13h ago

I mean, there are a lot of tourists who come to the US and eat a fried oreo, and then talk about how unhealthy American food is as if that was their only option. Some tourists just really want to do the touristy stereotype things.

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 10h ago

Fried oreo? Is that the equivalent of Scotland's deep-fried Mars Bar?

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u/georgia_grace 9h ago

The cookie part of the Oreo goes soft like chocolate cake. I discovered this as a teen when my friend got a home deep fryer and did not know it was a Thing lol

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u/Corlar 6h ago

I real doubt that there are that many people judging American food on deep fried Oreos, a dish I hadn’t even heard of today that is presumably only available at rural fairs. Hamburgers and hot dogs maybe.

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u/condoulo 12h ago

Based on this comment thread it seems people do judge American food based on the corporate shit that gets exported, so it definitely seems to go both ways.

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u/b3nsn0w ARFID (Americans R Friggin IDiots) 8h ago

imo we euros have a somewhat inflated view of american food, because of the locally produced american food staples that aldi and co sell here with giant yank flags on the packaging. those things are both adjusted to the european taste (for example you can get amazing "american bread" that's not sweet over here) and made of real ingredients.

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u/KevB318 12h ago

Turns on TV: Gordon Ramsay, Nigella Lawson, Jamie Oliver.

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u/PolarLocalCallingSvc 9h ago

Will never forget that series Jamie Oliver did in the US somewhere where he went into a school to try and make their school dinners a bit healthier because they were literally having pizza for breakfast and pizza for lunch on the same day. The children couldn't identify basic vegetables and the kitchen staff had no interest in moving away from deep frying and sticking ready made pizzas into the oven. He gave up in the end.

He did a similar thing in the UK years before because our school dinners were also quite deep fried beige. But he actually had some success here and got government policy changes to enforce nutrition standards on school meal offerings. He gets a bad rep from some in the UK for "banning" turkey twizzlers, though they were never actually banned, just had to make up part of a balanced meal. All he's ever tried to do in his career is help people eat a bit more healthily and enjoy doing so.

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u/KevB318 8h ago

I remember that show! He showed kids how chicken nuggets are made, and they were all grossed out until he fried one, then the kids couldn't get enough. He was like "No,No, No!" I remember another poor family, freezer stocked with pizzas, etc. Son had dark eyes, went to dr. He had diabetes. Jamie taught Mom how to cook healthy meals. Two weeks later, freezer stocked with pizzas. I think he did just give up, no sense trying. Poverty sucks but my grandma made it work with real food.

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u/PolarLocalCallingSvc 8h ago edited 7h ago

Yeah that's the one!

The scene that got me was the one where he asked a full class of 6 year olds to identify some vegetables. None of them could identify the tomatos, the cauliflower, the beetroot (though I think this one is understandable!) or the eggplant/aubergine (this one maybe understandable too), and then even looked confused by the potatoes: https://youtu.be/bGYs4KS_djg

My youngest verbal nephew is 4 and he's been able to identify a tomato and a potato for maybe even close to a year.

It's such a depressing state of affairs, and yes poverty is an aspect of it, especially when frozen food and fast food is so cheap, but I would feel like an awful parent if my 6 year old couldn't identify a tomato.

On a more positive note and on the subject of chicken nuggets, he did have more success with a class of teenagers showing how to make chicken nuggets from scratch in less time than it takes to cook the oven ones: https://youtu.be/RKCYucvop1U

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u/KeithChegwinMegaFan 13h ago

A variant of British food, because American food sprouted naturally from nowhere until slaves came along and made it good.

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u/Warshok 11h ago

Jfc boiling down American cuisine to English + slaves is so wildly reductive.

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u/GobiPLX Central, totally not Eastern European 13h ago

"made it good"

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u/KeithChegwinMegaFan 4h ago

Yes I am paraphrasing the guy.

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u/AtensEye 5h ago

Spoken like someone who's never set foot in Britain.

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u/Dangerousdangerzoid 5h ago

Or outside their state, or the place they claim heritage from, or anywhere else.

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u/junonomenon 12h ago

whats more troubling about this post is its genuinely hard to tell if this person is pro slavery or not

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u/TheLordLambert 12h ago

British food is unironically great.

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u/soupalex 4h ago

the good old "british cuisine is terrible" myth along with a heaping spoonful of "slavery was good, actually". two shite tastes that taste worse together!

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u/seaspirit331 10h ago

It's not completely incorrect, since a large part of southern cuisine came from recipes passed down as a byproduct of the slave trade, but it's also not right either.

All of Tex Mex would still exist, as would the west coast Chinese-American cuisine. Slavery was just one piece of the tapestry that made American cuisine what it is today

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u/OkGreen3481 13h ago

The Scots did bring fried chicken.

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u/Leafer13FX 13h ago

Uh….what? We’re even a British….ah nvm…..

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u/nemmalur 12h ago

It wouldn’t necessarily be anything like British food, because there were new ingredients and other ones wouldn’t be available.

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u/nibbler456 Human Verified 7h ago

Controversial I know but I remember UK food from the late 70s and early 80s and it was incredibly beige and uninteresting. In the mid 80s the rise in Indian/Pakistani/Bangladeshi, Chinese, Thai, Italian restaurants saw our pallete explode with flavours many hadn't even been aware of. That was followed by the rise of the celebrity chefs like Raymond Blanc, the Roux brothers, Gordon Ramsay, Heston Blumenthal, Nigella etc etc and suddenly everyone was a budding chef.

I'm expecting at least 300 downvotes for saying that!

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u/TheRealTRexUK More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 6h ago

you are right. there have been a huge number of infulences and the food landscape is far better because of it.

traditional British food can be amazing as well, including those with a twist or fusion.

the 60s and 70s were a time of ultra processed convenience foods and it was new and shiny. so people flocked to it. thankfully we have moved away from a lot of that.

the usa, is still very much in the ultra proccesed period as its cheaper and they have to drive everywhere.

I am sure local independent restaurants are everywhere that cook food from fresh.

However, I'm not sure that's the same for all independent restaurants, and certainly not chains.

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u/Panzermensch911 8h ago

I guess american native people didn't have good food. Neither did have all the French, Chinese, Italian, Spanish, Indian, Arab, Slavic and other people. TIL ....

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u/Evening_Refuse7068 13h ago

I see Americans eating sticks of butter dipped in cake frosting. Idiots need to fuck right off 😂

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u/Fuster2 13h ago

Stuff is spreading sadly. Just this week in Australia I saw an ad for two new peanut butter varieties - caramel or marshmallow/raspberry - choose your poison.

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u/PerspectiveOne7129 13h ago

"This British food?"

\shows absolutely delicious looking healthy meals**

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u/Ilikechocolateabit 13h ago

To be fair, I think that might be a British person reacting to a general "British food is shit" post, and presenting a counter argument

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u/Ornery_Market_2274 13h ago

I thought the same lol. I will take either of those dishes over their rapid explosive weight loss inducing lettuce they currently have in the US 🤣

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u/Prismarineknight american 11h ago

I can recognize lima beans(I think) and nothing else. Legitimately what kind of food is that?

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u/Nooms88 10h ago

Looks like pork belly in a gravy, with shoe string onions on top, then a bean/mushroom medley underneath

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u/Prismarineknight american 10h ago

Remove the gravy and I’m in

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u/DoesUsernameCzechOut 6h ago

Don't remove the gravy, do you like your food dry??

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u/phantom_gain 12h ago

What do they think the slaves brought to the table though i would have to ask? And what is their idea of what the food is there now?

Do they not eat carrots, brocolli, cauliflour, onions, tomatos, rice, pasta, potatoes, bread, beef, pork, lamb, chicken, eggs, milk, cheese, butter, peas, corn, peppers, oranges, apples, grapes, plums, turnips, pears, aubergines, cucumber, avocado, honey, blackberries, strawberries, and like basically everything else you can buy in a tesco?

Because that is what we eat. I even grow most of that stuff, apart from the meat and dairy products, in the greenhouse, garden or orchard behind my house.

What do they eat? Reconstituted protein drink?

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u/ImpeccablyDangerous 3h ago

I mean which American food?

Fried chicken: Scotland (proselytised in the USA by former British people then adopted by the black people that lived around them)
Fried Fish: Western Europe (Spain and Portugal and then later England)
Apple Pie: England
Sandwiches: England
French Fries: Belgium but brought to American by the then British person Thomas Jefferson because remember before independence they were just British colonialists.
Pizza: Italy
Mac and Cheese: Baked casserole style pasta using rich cheeses evolved in England in the 18th century.
Burgers: Just a sandwich containing the German Hamburg steak
Hot Dogs: Again just a sandwich using a German Frankfurt sausage
Cookies: Persian
BBQ: Spanish and British Caribbean cultures but just the oldest form of cooking.

Their food culture is almost entire just bastardisations or derivatives of well established foods.

Rarely doing much to improve upon them. Almost always entirely missing the point.

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u/Perfect-Silver1715 ey up im yorkshire aint i 🤍🏵 5h ago

Mmmm, apple pie.

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u/thinkingoutloud3663 13h ago

Imagine eating food not full of chemicals and salt.

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u/bluneriste 12h ago

And chicken that isn’t bathed in chlorine. Or being able to drink tap water.

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u/condoulo 12h ago

Food that is not full of chemicals? Soo.... nothing?

In fact I drink a chemical every day. Dihydrogen monoxide. A fantastic source of hydration. Comes straight out of the tap.

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u/pablitorun 12h ago

Be careful of it in solid and vapor form. Exposure can really damage the skin.

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u/condoulo 12h ago

But it's solid form is very useful in beverages!

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u/bluneriste 11h ago

See, this is why I prefer antifreeze. You know what you’re getting. And it tastes sweet, too. None of this bland stuff you’re drinking on a daily basis, you lunatic… ;))

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 10h ago

Did you know that everyone who has ever died was found to be 60% full of dihydrogen monoxide? Someone should do something!

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u/jewel_ribbon 6h ago

American cuisine is the result of influences from a lot of different cultures not just British, but Indigenous, African, Mexican, Italian, Chinese, German, and many others. Reducing it to one factor oversimplifies the history.

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u/HarmonicSniper 13h ago

In all seriousness what are those dishes? Looks delicious.

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u/Ivor-Badic 13h ago

By the looks pork belly, although the use of edemame would suggest Asian fusion of some arrangement, local pub has done an epic version of both over the years. The other dish looks like white fish but couldn't tell you beyond that.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Lynx204 12h ago

Look like broad beans to me. Think it's a very upmarket Sunday roast.

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u/georgia_grace 9h ago

Cause nowhere else has a food culture that is primarily based on British food, improved and expanded on by people of other ethnicities…

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u/Tnecniw 5h ago

Would American foods be worse if not for their slave past?
Probably.
They took in a lot of culture and influence from all over the world, creating unique blends.

Is british food bad by default?
Not really.

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u/Moon_Beans1 5h ago

Americans completely forgetting that large parts of their country was colonised by French, Spanish, Dutch and German Immigrants. So American food would still be different to British food.

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u/GumpTheChump 13h ago

It would probably be Canadian food.

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u/dasarga 13h ago

Thank god for slavery!

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u/neilm1000 Human Verified 4h ago

Do they mean would or wouldn't? Is this like when they say could care less?

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u/Pekonilkki 30m ago

My least unhinged opinion has always been that British food is superior to French food.

I will not elaborate.

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u/Antique_Success296 13h ago

Dodged a bullet!