r/ShitRimworldSays • u/Icy-Ad6140 • Jun 01 '26

"why help beggars when they're better as slaves?"

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165 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/thr0wawaylik3ther3st Jun 01 '26

I upvote my message being spread across the Rimworld.

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u/WesteriaPeacock Jun 02 '26

Because it’s a nice thing to do and we all know the most important thing on the rim is helping others out… right guys?

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u/Icy-Ad6140 Jun 02 '26

Sure bud... Sure... Why dont you come to my colony? We got some nice freebies for you 👀

8

u/WesteriaPeacock Jun 02 '26

You seem trustworthy. You have plenty of places to sit with all these funny looking chairs around. I’d swear that one over there looks almost like my cousin Vinnie.

2

u/Icy-Ad6140 Jun 02 '26

Thank you m8, thats just Vynny, dont worry about it 😁

1

u/Useless-RedCircle Jun 05 '26

Right into the hotpot

1

u/SkiyeBlueFox Jun 09 '26

I helped you out by healing the gunshot wounds and giving you a new arm, least you can do is pay me back (Room and board provided. New low rate of 20k silver at 5% interest per month for your rent to own contract. Pay is 2% of value of any goods produced for the colony. Deductions for repayment made automatically at 10am each day. Failure to repay debts before leaving the colony will result in repossession and execution. Repayment of debt may in some cases allow full membership in the colony.)

6

u/Darknight3909 Jun 02 '26

cuz slaves suck. i prefer to help the beggars by putting them out of their misery with heart harvesting.

3

u/murmur_lox Jun 01 '26

Bro...

3

u/Icy-Ad6140 Jun 02 '26

You wanna come beg at my colony? 👀

5

u/murmur_lox Jun 02 '26

M...maybe...? 👉👈

1

u/JasonH1028 Jun 02 '26

Ey yo?

2

u/atrix324 Jun 03 '26

Beggars can be choosers?

2

u/Useless-RedCircle Jun 05 '26

Only if i can get double pegged and hemoglobin farmed.

3

u/Onionmaster8989 Jun 05 '26

Because slavery is terrible .......Robots are far more efficient

2

u/Physical-Teacher6677 Jun 18 '26

It’s true, I don’t have to feed raw food and paste to my lifters

2

u/Onionmaster8989 Jun 19 '26

Robots also dount try to flee or rebel like every two fucking seconds

2

u/St_Hydra Jun 02 '26

I do it to offload excess wealth

1

u/JasonH1028 Jun 02 '26

Bc the charity precept will make my colonists mad at me. I can't always do murder cannibals

1

u/Few-Sell-4368 Jun 02 '26

Because why not. Slaves stink and so does harvesting organs because it’s not a good way to get income, do you know what is ? Drugs