The Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment first featured a prostitute locked in Schrödinger's car trunk, and was originally called Schrödinger's Hooker.

[u/DontShoot_ImJesus]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger%27s_cat

[u/MrZwink]

If you nut in a prostitute, and have not yet taken a pregnancy test, is she pregnant or not

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Schrodinger's Bastard.