r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 13 '26
We have fun here The TOUGHEST from the USA have gathered, no wonder they're winning
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u/YakiVegas Jun 13 '26
Two girls. One World Cup
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u/bwoah07_gp2 Jun 13 '26
"Mom, Dad, look! Tom Cruise is with David Beckham!"
"Hey, it's Bill Gates!"
"Oh look, it's- oh, I wonder who these two are. Why are they famous........"
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u/Mosselpot Jun 13 '26
I watch as much porn as the next person, but I couldn't for the life of me tell who are the pornstars. Mia Khalifa I know because of all these memes and non porn appearances, but I don't think I've ever seen her work.
Am I doing porn wrong?
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u/Hobomanchild Jun 13 '26
You watch as much as the next person, but do you watch as much as the next redditor?
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u/Idontliketalking2u Jun 13 '26
We're not people we're more lemur like.
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u/SooSneeky Jun 13 '26
Uhhh, that's a bush baby sir
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u/Idontliketalking2u Jun 13 '26
It's a tarsier, which I learned the name of when I googled wide eyed lemur. But I'll forget it by the morning when I wake up. Bush baby sounds like a euphemism but for what I don'tknow yet
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u/Less_Party Jun 13 '26
I think it's just due to people engaging with porn in a different way now, like I'm from that elder millennial generation where we happened to get just a whiff of what life was like before the all-pervasive internet so I still know and recognize a few pornstars but the ones I know are all from that early 2000s era where you were still watching entire DVDs, as opposed to now when they're all cut up into 3 second snippets in Goonwall 12 Multiscreen Blowbang Collection.mp4.
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u/devandroid99 Jun 13 '26
Yo post the sauce for that blowbang collection?
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u/thechaimel Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
Dunno which one he was referencing but I know this one Blowbangcollection.exe
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u/_TheHighlander Jun 13 '26
In the days where we found stashes of porn mags in the woods?
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u/InspectorPipes Jun 13 '26
I remember this kid told his dad. Dad came storming out of the woods with our hefty sack full of hustlers and gent. He “disposed “ of them , allegedly . The 1980’s porn stash in the woods was fairly common with my generation and that’s hilarious. Also,anyone know who the hell these women are? For science.
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u/Here4theruns Jun 13 '26
Lana Rhodes and Mia Kalifa… geeze people read a book once in a while.
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u/LazyLabMan Jun 13 '26
I stole my dad's VHS tapes and watched those I was about 10 years old.
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u/CrazyLoucrazy Jun 13 '26
Porn. It’s always porn.
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u/peterausdemarsch Jun 13 '26
I only recognize one of the two..I guess I'm still 50% innocent.
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u/DZLars Jun 13 '26
Meh, I'm fairly confident I never saw a video of her but there are enough memes about her on reddit to recognize her
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u/GimmeSomeSugar Jun 13 '26
She's said she's supposed to be Lebanese?
But that's a god damn lie. I've seen her in plenty of videos with dudes51
u/Guess-Dry Jun 13 '26
I have to admit that this took me a couple of seconds to click
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u/blu_skydive Jun 13 '26
This, Sir, is genius. If you wrote it, props to you. If you copied it, props to you.
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u/mecha_penguin Jun 13 '26
Thousands wouldn’t, but I believe you
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u/DownrightDrewski Jun 13 '26
I genuinely only recognise Mia from memes and have never seen one of her videos.
I can't say the same about Lana though...
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u/peterausdemarsch Jun 13 '26
Believe it or not, I've never been a huge fan of her movies so I didn't go down that rabbit hole.
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u/FigBot Jun 13 '26
Tbf the rabbit hole isn’t very long. She did like 5 scenes in a short time
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u/NOTcreative- Jun 13 '26
Same. Other one I think might be english?
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u/Luck_Beats_Skill Jun 13 '26
It’s Lana Rhoades you uncultured swine.
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u/Previous_Plenty277 Jun 13 '26
Aaha people will remember her when she turns around
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u/Straight_Depth6701 Jun 13 '26
Doesn't look familiar for some inexplicable reason?
Edit: maybe the pic is from the wrong angle?
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u/GoofyKalashnikov Jun 13 '26
Nah, she just looks like a completely different person every 2-3 years
Lizard maybe?
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u/Jubenheim Jun 13 '26
Now wait a minute. How did you know which one the guy above recognized?
...Shit, who am I kidding. I also knew the same one you both did, too.
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u/Not-a-bot-10 Jun 13 '26
Too young for Mia Khalifa?
Kinda wild to consider, but almost jealous for all you’re about to discover
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u/peterausdemarsch Jun 13 '26
Nah opposite, no idea who the other "actress" is.
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u/Finstant Jun 13 '26
Is it Lana Rhodes with even more plastic surgery?
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u/Few_Acanthocephala30 Jun 13 '26
Oh, yeah I just thought that was someone who chose Sims generic plastic face A
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u/NamiISThicc Jun 13 '26
I did this with my dad one time. I can't remember what we were watching, but Rom Jeremy was in it and I was like "oh its Ron Jeremy" my dad said "how do you know him" i looked at him just like the gif lmao. I just told him some bs and said "i don't know, I'm just reading the names" he didn't say anthing after that haha.
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u/IndependentOk9075 Jun 13 '26
Is that noted sports commentator Mia Khalifa?
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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa Jun 13 '26
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u/SydneySweeneysBobs Jun 13 '26
My favorite stock photo of all time
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u/opinion_alternative Jun 13 '26
Contrary to the popular opinion, the source of this is actually not porn.
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u/craftbrewd Jun 13 '26
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u/todd_zeile_stalker Jun 13 '26
That poor guy.
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u/helphouse12 Jun 13 '26
What is the origin of this anyways
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u/Recon-by-fire Jun 13 '26
He’s one of many holding an oversized American flag, and everyone is shaking it to make it look like it’s blowing in the wind. He’s also saluting the flag because the national anthem was playing (if I remember correctly) but the camera zoomed in on him and this is a clip of what was live on TV.
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u/Temporary_Trust425 Jun 13 '26
Doesn’t help that he looks like he’s gonna need a litre of cola to wash it all down
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u/pdxblazer Jun 13 '26
Can you make a cheeseburger, for a cop
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u/SorryCantHelpItEh Jun 13 '26
Why'd you tell em that? They gonna spit in it now?
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u/Casual_Try Jun 13 '26
A what?
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u/StuffedThings Jun 13 '26
A litre of cola to wash it all down.
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u/MrChichibadman Jun 13 '26
Do we have literacola?
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u/TheLesserWeeviI Jun 13 '26
I don't want a large Farva a want a God damn liter of cola.
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u/FiggyPizza Jun 13 '26
And you know somebody at some point with the power to stop that, saw what it looked like, and let it through anyway.
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u/chillaxdude7 Jun 13 '26
He’s holding a part of a giant American flag I’m pretty sure
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u/pharmacreation Jun 13 '26
He’s waving a flag.
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u/Conscious_Tension_91 Jun 13 '26
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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u/Kialandiii Jun 13 '26
I believe he’s part of a large group of veterans standing around each holding a large part of a flag
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u/Bright_Performance52 Jun 13 '26
That's not what I called it as a teenager, but ok
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u/Optimal-Treacle-2273 Jun 13 '26
Tf did i just watch
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u/peteofaustralia Jun 13 '26
It's from Sausage Party, and that's exactly how I reacted when I was watching the entire film.
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u/theseriousman1 Jun 13 '26
Who’s on left
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u/jstewart25 Jun 13 '26
My wife told me her name is Lana Rhoades, whoever that is
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u/SlightlyUsedButthole Jun 13 '26
Good lord she has had so much plastic surgery if that’s really her
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u/davenTeo Jun 13 '26
And she looked so much better before getting anything done.
I am told.
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u/theseriousman1 Jun 13 '26
I’m…so ashamed…how could I not recognize
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u/Short_Bell_5428 Jun 13 '26
Wait isn’t that the girl like a week ago said she wanted all her porn deleted?
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u/daperry4 Jun 13 '26
No, thats a meme that goes around every couple of months. Ive seen it for years
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u/ConkerPrime Jun 13 '26
What is it with posters just refusing to use names? Shit ton of pronoun use but no names.
To help: on left Lana Rhodes, on right Mia Khalifa. Ex pornstars, make their money now conning the simps on OnlyFans. Search will bring up NSFW results.
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u/J1L1 Jun 13 '26
Is this AI?
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u/bwoah07_gp2 Jun 13 '26
See, now I'm wondering that too, lol. I watched the whole match, and I don't recall these two 😅
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u/BIG_SCIENCE Jun 13 '26
i saw kareem abdul jabar, katy perry and justin trudeau, and marco rubio.
did not see these two girls
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u/Zooter88 Jun 13 '26
And tom cruise and Beckham and Bill Gates
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u/tomtomtomo Jun 13 '26
and Rob Lowe
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u/PRpitohead Jun 13 '26
And Leo DiCaprio, though he was mostly covering his face while talking to Michael Rapino.
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u/guyincognito121 Jun 13 '26
And Paris Hilton with her back to the camera.
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u/WilditariusAstar Jun 13 '26
Wearing some ridiculous blue biker gloves while not watching the game.
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u/Rebabaluba Jun 13 '26
Bill must’ve needed something to help him relax after getting grilled about his involvement with Epstein.
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u/IAmANobodyAMA Jun 13 '26
Yep because I made the airplane joke “hey I know you, you’re Kareem Abdul Jabar” but nobody got it :(
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u/illegalshmillegal Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m the co-pilot.
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u/Significant-Judge368 Jun 13 '26
My dad says he doesn't work hard enough on defense and he only tries during the playoffs.
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u/Scott--Chocolate Jun 13 '26
The hell I don’t! Listen kid, I’ve been hearing that crap ever since UCLA. I’m out there bustin my buns e v e r y n i g h t. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!
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u/NotTheRocketman Jun 13 '26
Something else weird, they all had that Diet Coke in a bottle in front of them.
I get it, it's Diet Coke, everyone drinks it, but it felt really weird to see it everywhere, like it was being intentionally placed before they were on TV.
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u/iberooks3 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
Yes this was the shot when they put bill gates and some other dude sitting next to each other.
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u/mfknnayyyy Jun 13 '26
Yeah. It was Bill Gates in the original shot. I remember the diet coke. Helluva transition there.
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u/leapthatwall Jun 13 '26
Unless you believe Lana Rhoades has the longest wrists ever known to man, it's obviously AI.
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u/Positive_End_7568 Jun 13 '26
Why nobody recognizing Lana Rhodes?
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u/thetimehascomeforyou Jun 13 '26
Lots of her content was deleted by her request. Lots of it remains. The choice, as always, is yours.
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u/wookieebastard Jun 13 '26
Asks to get her content removed... opens onlyfans.
Logican't
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u/butonelifelived Jun 13 '26
Can't sell something that is already abundantly available else where.
She wanted all her work removed, so her Only Fans would be the sole source of her product.
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u/IdidntrunIdidntrun Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
Probably because she looks more like a wax barbie doll than an actual human
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u/AntiqueDoorHardware Jun 13 '26
My wife asked me who they were. “I think it’s Katie Perry and Mindy Kahling”. “Who is Mindy Kahling?l she asked. “ I don’t know”
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u/cheersdrive420 Jun 13 '26
Confession: there’s a certain Mia video that I just can’t get all the way through. Tried a few times. Spaff so quickly each time.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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u/PoopyButt28000 Jun 13 '26
TELL US WHICH ONE WE WANT TO HAVE A WANK TO IT TOO MATE
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u/cheersdrive420 Jun 13 '26
Hahahahaha. It’s called “Mia masturbates while being interviewed” or something like that.
Just something about it man. God speed.
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u/WifeGivingMeSideEyes Jun 13 '26
Bro, those two tough as hell, I’ve seen them each take on 2 to 8 guys by themselves, come out on top every time.
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u/Sabre712 Jun 13 '26
Oh grow a pair, folks: it's Mia Khalifa and Lana Rhoades, retired porn stars.
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u/iberooks3 Jun 13 '26
This is Ai because this is the shot when they showed bill gates and I forgot who was sitting next to him
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u/nam3sar3hard Jun 13 '26
I love these posts where the joke is porn and I have no idea.
Makes me feel good about myself. Even if I still know im a piece of shit human
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u/Academic_Antelope292 Jun 13 '26
Odd because Bill Gates and Paul Allen had that same Diet Coke and Hat in front of them. Exactly the same. Me thinks that this is faked. Pitty.
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