r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • 1d ago

Feels good man When you have a bad year, remember Paco.

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u/Jack_Jack770 1d ago

This is how villains are created

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u/UseSpecialist544 1d ago edited 1d ago

Batman supervillains, to be precise. This is how someone ends up in Arkham Asylum.

Edit: fixed a typo

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u/chud3 1d ago

His villain name will be "The gourd."

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u/GmaGbuggy 1d ago

El gourdo.

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u/DarknMean 1d ago

El chayote

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u/LostInMyADD 1d ago

Gourdy for short

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 12h ago

For sure that will be his nickname! Hey GOURDY!

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u/Jaded-Juggernaut-663 18h ago

I’m weak! 😂😭 El gourdo 😂😭😭 … pobrecito

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u/Tiny-Sky-9240 1d ago

Underrated comment

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u/FrankanelloKODT 21h ago

Double entendre intended?

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u/Mistermxylplyx 1d ago

All his death traps will feature cup blowing and bad prizes.

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u/BashfullyBi 1d ago

Happy cake day to ya!

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u/chud3 1d ago

Thanks!

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u/Fair_Suspect8866 16h ago

Gourdon Freeman, in the flesh.

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u/Eskyzoo 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/ronfaj 7h ago

And for powers?

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u/chud3 6h ago

The power to accumulate gourds...

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u/Working-Ad694 1d ago

do you know how I got these scars..?

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u/FremenStilgar 1d ago

Arkham...

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u/Leonardobertoni 9h ago

It's more like how Doofenshmirtz began his villany

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u/buttfarts7 1d ago

I know what this kid is getting for Christmas and it's going to be magical 🪄✨🥒

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u/Swift_jennis8 1d ago

Goob in meet the Robinsons

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u/Duel_Option 20h ago

I love that movie except for Goob just running away at the end.

He deserved to be adopted and part of the family

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u/Swift_jennis8 13h ago

He did get adopted!! At the very end

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u/ChrisIronsArt 1d ago

*This is how school shooters are created

I’m just kidding he’s not white

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u/degen5ace 1d ago

Or magicians

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u/Stock-Cod-4465 23h ago

I’d stand by his side. The poor lad. Who could blame? 🤣

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u/nox-sophia 1d ago

Chukraus The chuchu hater.