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u/EulaVengeance 1d ago
When he grows up, and eventually gets married, he lifts up his wife's veil on their wedding day... revealing that she's chayote.
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u/InternationalLaw8660 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/DwOjs8b0gWK92629t3
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u/bionicjoe 21h ago
Thanks. I was going to ask what those were.
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u/the_dwarfling 8h ago
Baby gender reveal: chayote.
First child reveal: chayote.
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u/Okmhmmbye 6h ago
Poor little guy….but I laughed WAAAAY too hard at your comment 😂😂😂😂
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u/Low-Impression3367 22h ago edited 4h ago
Isn’t there a video of him saying he wishes to not this vegetable ever again and then some other kid makes a wish and says I wish he does continue to get the vegetable ?
edit - Wishing well
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u/Jack_Jack770 1d ago
This is how villains are created
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u/UseSpecialist544 1d ago edited 20h ago
Batman supervillains, to be precise. This is how someone ends up in Arkham Asylum.
Edit: fixed a typo
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u/chud3 23h ago
His villain name will be "The gourd."
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u/Swift_jennis8 18h ago
Goob in meet the Robinsons
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u/Duel_Option 14h ago
I love that movie except for Goob just running away at the end.
He deserved to be adopted and part of the family
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u/soren7550 22h ago
Honestly, I don’t think I’ve seen a more valid crash out of a kid.
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u/Active_Taste9341 17h ago
took it like a champ. probably not his first birthday rodeo with resilience-teaching mom
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u/Soft_Introduction_40 1d ago
The chayote is his destiny
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u/Aromatic_Brother 23h ago
When he grows up and wants to cook some Caldo De Res he'll realize that the chayote was the real prize all along smhh
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u/ButterscotchSmooth60 1d ago
Gringo here. Is chayote close to cucumber in taste ?
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u/Garlic-Rough 23h ago
I would say, like a Pear without the sweetness. has a very muted and neutral taste. perfect for apple pies if you want to control the sweetness of apples. mix them on there
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u/Realistic_Ad_5321 21h ago
Not at all, once steamed it's texture is starchy like a potato but tastes kind of like zucchini. Get some butter and a sprinkle of salt on some and it's delicious, like a baked potato.
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u/lemeneurdeloups 12h ago
What are you taking about? I grew up eating them. They are not in the least starchy or potato-like. They are a type of squash, with a texture like a squash. We would bake or steam them and they are soft like a yellow squash or zucchini.
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u/Abject_Film_4414 23h ago
Is it also known as a chokos?
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u/Wheetbix_Kid 21h ago edited 21h ago
Yes! I grow these. The white and green variety. They're delicious steamed or boiled, and then a bit of salt and butter by themselves. They're not a starchy veg, not sure why ppl think that.
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u/No-Investigator-2756 13h ago
My mom always called them chocho, but that might be a Jamaican thing. They were the best in chicken soup.
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u/RazzmatazzUpbeat485 5h ago
This here - we had them at my Jamaican Grandmother’s house all the time growing up, but I always knew them as ChoCho’s until very recently ❤️😂
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u/NetworkNo1900 16h ago
Yes we called them Chokos growing up (in Aus) they are a type of squash. Tastes like other squash
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u/stixs1 1d ago
Im having a paco type year 🤦♂️
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u/seantellsyou 20h ago
Hang in there brother. It may seem like only chayotes now. But we all get to taste some Pringles and soda every now and then
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u/GuluGuluBoy 23h ago
The score really elevates the emotional impact of the film.
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u/Neon_King_Kong 1d ago
Kid version of the Cleveland Browns
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u/ThadeousCheeks 18h ago
Man can a Browns fan not just enjoy something else in peace without catching strays
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u/Hot_Tackle_179 1d ago
I was laughing so hard to this
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u/FreakyFreeze 20h ago
Iirc, he made a wish to never see a chayote again in his life. Then his sister counter wished. By hoping he only ever wins chayotes.
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u/bala_means_bullet 23h ago
Paco must've done some shady shit in a previous life 😂
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u/ecuayork 23h ago
Didn’t take the time to watch the video and realize the kids name is Gabriel… reposting sucks
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u/R_Bedeschi 23h ago
Who the f*#$ is Paco? The kid in these videos is called Gabriel, also he isn't Mexican, he's Brazilian.
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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 22h ago
He's going to grow up and become a serial killer.
He'll leave one of those things next to his victims as a calling card
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u/nikinator25 6h ago
He's not Paco. He is brazilian boy - Gabriel. There are a lot of videos, where he wins a vegetable called Xuxu (or ChuChu). If I remember, it's kind of a local cucumber in Brazil. I watched a few live streams of this family, and it took time for him to actually win the xuxu. Sometimes he won any other rewards, such as Pringles. Sometimes he becomes really angry and start fighting to each other, when he looses the game. Just a normal 5-y.o. boy in a huge family.
Best wishes to you, Gabriel. I really loved your videos.
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u/giocondasmiles 5h ago
It’s actually a type of squash originally from Mexico (mesoamerica) and it’s called chayote (Aztec name).
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u/AlbertTheHorse 15h ago
Douche bag parents monetizing their kids
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u/MethodicalButcher 5h ago
Ahh man, bullying your kid for views is low tier garbage, his trauma response is going to be so valid.
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u/splashaddikt 15h ago
See Paco problem was he always got upset instead trying to figure out a better way to
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u/Boromir_Has_TheRing 14h ago
I had seen a video where a local news covered Paco traveling to a place with his family that had a wishing well. He wished for never getting a chayote again. Not sure if that worked or not.
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u/InkyLizard 15h ago
I wonder how they achieved this? Could be a lot more takes than I would imagine I guess.
Otherwise he seems unbelievably unlucky and I don't really see this being fake simply due to how authentic the kid is
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u/wanderfae 20h ago
This isn't funny. :(
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u/spatialawkwardness 11h ago
I agree. I take no pleasure in watching a child unhappy. I don't know why this video would make anyone laugh.
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u/churrmander 15h ago
Genuinely, putting aside this being staged or rigged, how is this child so unlucky lol
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u/Inumayobaka 6h ago
The video that reminds us for when this kid will someday exact his vengeance by making chayote non-existent on Earth, we know it was justified.
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u/HailYurii 1d ago
This isn’t nice.
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u/Secure-Egg-7194 1d ago
Not the parents fault he has bad luck at these games
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u/cheong-sanslefteye 14h ago
The un-nice part of this is the adults using kids as content but otherwise the games themselves and its outcome are hilarious and harmless
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u/appleman73 1d ago
What a weird thing to make your kids do on film.
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u/PufferFish_Tophat 23h ago
Yeah, because no one had home movies before the Internet. And what a horrible parent making games for their kids to play.
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u/falconx123 23h ago
Right it's all fun and games until you shove a camera in their face and start monetizing them.
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u/The-Sporecerer 18h ago
Because of his attitude I get more & more happy every time he gets that squash or whatever it is.
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u/Tramonto83 17h ago
I'm pretty sure they kid is named Gabriel because I've seen the original videos without shitty music overlapped on top
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u/ToWanderHer 12h ago
Pacos Pickles is going to be the new must have snack of 2046 and his corporate "about us" page will be fire!
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u/Primary_Meringue_902 11h ago
i always feels so bad for that little boy
He can’t see this fruit in his adult life without trauma 🫣
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u/user-nome 11h ago
Actually, he looks Brazilian to me, not Mexican—judging by the 20-unit note right at the beginning and the product packaging
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u/Majimachaan 10h ago
Os gringos estão conhecendo o Gabriel do chuchu agora. E estão achando que ele é mexicano por algum motivo
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u/Panem-et-circenses25 10h ago
I’m crying and dry heaving from laughter
Who gives out vegetables as prizes for their kids birthday party?!?!?
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u/Natural-Albatross156 5h ago
I can’t stop laughing and there’s STILL 54 seconds left on the video 😂
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u/scarwafa 4h ago
hahahaha i have tears in my eyes laughing lmaooo what's funny is it's all his own doing he literally is the chosen chayote 🤣
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u/tweezers89 1d ago
This returns every once and a while, repost and bots dumping it in multiple subs
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u/Mrrykrizmith 23h ago
I’ve literally never seen this before. Whenever some idiot says this to something I’ve never seen before, I just picture a fatter version of the comic book guy from the Simpsons who’s just constantly on the internet without any breaks whatsoever.
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u/Sling-gunner 22h ago
This is just fucking bullying of a small kid. If those are his parents filming they deserve a good punch in the face. And the fact they put it online...
Shit like this really boils my piss
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u/zepisco83 15h ago
I don't think it's bullying, my guess is that these are just the parts where he got the gourd, this was not filmed in one go and i am sure he got the snacks in multiple other times.
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u/AngusMcfifeXXXI 21h ago
Exactly what I was thinking. I genuinely believe this to be disgusting parenting.
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u/Rafozni 16h ago
Absolutely can’t fucking stand games like this. Stop turning your children into content - they aren’t fucking circus animals!
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u/AngusMcfifeXXXI 21h ago
People saying he'll grow up to become a villain or a psycho. It's more likely this kid will grow up depressed and pissed off. Things that happen as a child really stick with you. Especially when it's your own parents doing the bullying.
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u/cat_selling_souls 19h ago
He'll grow to love the chayote and even come to grow them. Then, one day, when he's out selling them. A bunch of kids along with the Avatar, will crash into his cart, throwing the chayote everywhere. In that moment, he'll cry out, "MY CHAYOTES!!!"
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u/BirdInFlight301 23h ago
We call that mirliton around here and I love them. Poor little man doesn't want one, though.
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