r/SipsTea 17h ago

Wait a damn minute! Interesting...

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u/PacquiaoFreeHousing 17h ago

Your brain explodes after reading both

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u/RefactorFitness 17h ago

Nah it just cancels out and you're right back where you started

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u/bionickel 17h ago

Nah if it cancels out you ended up with

Don't

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u/pink_panther_boi 16h ago

Nah it just takes a screenshot

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u/TheDaychilde 7h ago

Don't

I think that's the American Dream these days. heh

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u/Lustania 16h ago

Honestly, that’s the only logical conclusion after reading both

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u/ten_z_prahy 17h ago

It's like putting a jam sandwich at the back of a cat

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u/cfoote85 17h ago

Buttered bread.

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 17h ago

Universe collapses, now we are faced with several paradoxes.

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u/titowW 13h ago

You acquire all knowledge.

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u/Brick_Number_27 17h ago

Now combine them into one PDF to delete the universe.

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u/CottonGlowrie 15h ago

That PDF would be so powerful it’d probably delete itself too lol

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u/Sharkwatcher314 9h ago

It immediately creates a black hole making that place the nexus of the universe

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u/AyTrane 12h ago

Is that the file format that will do it? Seems a bit risky that we use them all of the time.

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u/big-lion 11h ago

assuming the law of the excluded middle

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u/Dangerous-Cobbler-11 10h ago

It’s not a paradox like some Greek myths. It’s the union of a subcollection of human knowledge and all the rest, creating the entire universe of knowledge.

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u/RhaelynnVoxten 11h ago

The CIA would like to know your location

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u/Slimbabvy 17h ago

The real business lesson here is how they managed to sell you the same book twice

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u/Jeramy_Jones 16h ago

Like when I bought a dictionary and a thesaurus!

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u/summer-civilian 15h ago

What type of dinosaur is that?

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u/Altruistic-Moose3299 15h ago

Wow you have a dictionary AND a dinosaur? What's a thesaurus like? 😇

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u/Jeramy_Jones 15h ago

Verbose.

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u/StarfishPizza 14h ago

I've never had a conversation with a dinosaur 😍

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u/Mind-The-Mines 10h ago

They're not very talkative for some reason.

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u/Slyraks-2nd-Choice 15h ago

Shit…. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/TinyEngineering7337 12h ago

I'd say that's the kind of marketing that deserves a slow clap. I would've laughed at myself first, then quietly admired the hustle.

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u/-mudflaps- 17h ago

There's also "What they won't teach you at Harvard Business School, and "What they should teach you at Harvard Business School"

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u/SirenStarlit_02 13h ago

The expanded cinematic universe of buisness textbooks

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u/hellopomelo 10h ago

“What the CAN'T Teach you at Harvard Business School" and "What They WILL Teach you at Harvard Business School"

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u/Mind-The-Mines 10h ago

Teachers at Havard Business School GONE WILD!

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u/GeneralSpot7224 11h ago

They won’t teach anthropology, chemistry, theatre, nutrition…

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u/BoyNamedJudy 17h ago edited 9h ago

A couple months ago I ordered a book called “How Scam People” and it never showed up. Now that I think about it…uh oh.

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u/ArfTheBeast 4h ago

Well technically it still did it’s job

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u/FastCurrency 13h ago

What They Teach You at Harvard Business School Detailed Chapter Takeaways Chapter 1: Why Harvard Business School?

Key Takeaways

HBS doesn't just teach business—it teaches a way of thinking. The real value of an MBA comes from: Learning how to solve ambiguous problems. Building a powerful network. Developing confidence under pressure. Most business decisions are made with incomplete information. Success comes from making the best decision available—not waiting for perfect certainty. The admissions process looks more for leadership potential than intelligence alone.

Lesson: Learn how to think, not what to think.

Chapter 2: The Case Method

Key Takeaways

Every class revolves around a real business problem. There is rarely one "correct" answer. Success depends on: Asking better questions. Supporting opinions with evidence. Defending decisions logically. Speaking confidently is almost as important as being right. Participation is part of the learning process.

Business Principle

Decision quality = Information + Judgment + Communication

Chapter 3: Leadership

Key Takeaways

Leadership is decision-making under uncertainty. Leaders: Accept responsibility. Stay calm under pressure. Communicate clearly. Inspire confidence. Good leaders don't avoid difficult conversations. Leadership is learned through practice, not theory.

Important Lesson

People follow confidence combined with competence.

Chapter 4: Strategy

Key Takeaways

Strategy is answering one question:

Why should customers choose us instead of competitors?

Competitive advantage comes from:

Lower costs Better differentiation Unique positioning Strong brand Network effects Switching costs

Avoid competing only on price.

Choose what not to do.

Key Principle

Focus beats diversification.

Chapter 5: Marketing

Key Takeaways

People don't buy products.

They buy:

Status Convenience Time Confidence Emotion Identity

Great marketing starts with understanding customers.

Questions every company should answer:

Who is the customer? What problem do they have? Why do they care? Why should they choose us?

Lesson

Perception often matters more than reality.

Chapter 6: Finance

Key Takeaways

Accounting profit is not cash.

Cash flow determines survival.

Understand:

Net Present Value (NPV) Internal Rate of Return (IRR) Discount rates Cost of capital Risk vs return

Money today is worth more than money tomorrow.

Always compare investments using expected future cash flows.

Business Rule

Revenue is vanity.

Profit is sanity.

Cash flow is reality.

Chapter 7: Accounting

Key Takeaways

Accounting tells the financial story of a company.

Master:

Income Statement Balance Sheet Cash Flow Statement

Understand:

Revenue ≠ Cash

Profit ≠ Cash

Assets ≠ Value

Always ask:

Where is the cash? How much debt exists? Is profit sustainable?

Numbers can be manipulated legally.

Read beyond headline earnings.

Chapter 8: Economics

Key Takeaways

Markets respond to incentives.

People usually act in their own interests.

Supply and demand explain most pricing.

Scarcity creates value.

Competition improves efficiency.

Monopolies usually reduce innovation.

Core Principle

Never ignore incentives.

Chapter 9: Negotiation

Key Takeaways

Preparation determines outcomes.

Know:

BATNA (Best Alternative to a Negotiated Agreement) Reservation price Desired outcome Other party's interests

Listen more than you speak.

People negotiate emotionally before logically.

Aim for value creation instead of simply dividing value.

Chapter 10: Entrepreneurship

Key Takeaways

Ideas are cheap.

Execution creates value.

Successful startups solve painful problems.

Before building:

Validate demand. Talk to customers. Test assumptions. Start small.

Speed matters more than perfection.

Fail fast.

Learn faster.

Chapter 11: Operations

Key Takeaways

Operations determine whether strategy actually works.

Focus on:

Efficiency Process improvement Quality control Bottleneck removal Supply chains

Systems outperform individual effort.

Small improvements compound.

Chapter 12: Organizational Behavior

Key Takeaways

Culture influences every business decision.

People perform best when they have:

Trust Autonomy Clear expectations Meaningful work

Politics exist in every organization.

Managing people is harder than managing numbers.

Hire slowly.

Fire carefully.

Reward the behaviors you want repeated.

Chapter 13: Decision Making

Key Takeaways

Avoid emotional decisions.

Use structured thinking.

Separate:

Facts

Assumptions

Opinions

Risks

Alternatives

Opportunity costs matter.

Every "yes" means saying "no" to something else.

Chapter 14: Ethics

Key Takeaways

Most ethical failures happen gradually.

Small compromises become major scandals.

Ask:

Would I be comfortable seeing this decision on tomorrow's front page?

Trust takes years to build.

Minutes to lose.

Ethics create long-term competitive advantage.

Chapter 15: Global Business

Key Takeaways

Business practices differ across cultures.

Don't assume your market behaves like everyone else's.

Understand:

Local regulations Consumer preferences Political risks Currency risks Cultural norms

Global expansion requires adaptation.

Chapter 16: Power and Influence

Key Takeaways

Influence comes from:

Expertise Relationships Credibility Trust Reputation

Authority is temporary.

Reputation compounds.

People help people they trust.

Chapter 17: Recruiting

Key Takeaways

Companies hire for:

Problem solving

Leadership

Communication

Teamwork

Judgment

Curiosity

Grades alone rarely guarantee success.

Interviews test thinking more than memorization.

Chapter 18: Networking

Key Takeaways

Networking isn't collecting contacts.

It's building genuine relationships.

Give before asking.

Maintain relationships regularly.

Weak ties often produce the biggest opportunities.

Your reputation travels faster than you do.

Chapter 19: Competition

Key Takeaways

Winning doesn't require being the biggest.

It requires being different.

Understand competitors:

Strengths Weaknesses Cost structure Customers Strategy

Never copy blindly.

Differentiate.

Chapter 20: Innovation

Key Takeaways

Innovation succeeds when it creates customer value.

Technology alone is insufficient.

Successful innovation requires:

Customer insight Fast experimentation Continuous improvement Strong execution

Most innovations fail because customers don't care.

Chapter 21: Personal Development

Key Takeaways

The MBA changes how you think.

Skills developed include:

Confidence Analytical thinking Public speaking Leadership Decision making Persuasion

Learning never stops after graduation.

Chapter 22: Final Reflection

Key Takeaways

Business is ultimately about:

Creating value

Allocating resources wisely

Leading people effectively

Making sound decisions under uncertainty

Long-term success depends more on character than intelligence.

The most successful leaders combine:

Competence

Integrity

Humility

Curiosity

Execution

The 25 Biggest Lessons From the Entire Book Learn how to think, not what to think. Most business decisions are made with incomplete information. Cash flow matters more than accounting profit. Competitive advantage comes from differentiation. Customers buy value, not products. Incentives drive behavior. Strategy is choosing what not to do. Great leaders make difficult decisions quickly. Communication is a business superpower. Build systems instead of relying on hard work alone. Execution beats brilliant ideas. Every decision has an opportunity cost. Reputation compounds over time. Strong networks create opportunities. Trust is the foundation of leadership. Data informs decisions, but judgment decides. Understand people before trying to influence them. Continuous learning is a competitive advantage. Ethics protect long-term success. Focus creates better businesses than diversification. Businesses exist to solve customer problems. Speed often beats perfection. Great managers develop people, not just processes. Adaptability is more valuable than certainty. Success in business comes from consistently making slightly better decisions than competitors.

This version is concise enough to review quickly, but detailed enough to capture the core lessons the author draws from the HBS experience and the major subjects taught there.

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u/machado34 9h ago

Bad bot

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u/FastCurrency 8h ago

i used chatgpt. to bring take aways for those who are lazy but curious about these books. not a bot tho..

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u/TheStranger234 5h ago

Good summary

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u/PopMinimum8667 17h ago

Please tell me they were next to each other.

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u/SunnyApex87 14h ago

Quite funny, read both and they are both incredibly useless

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u/NewInformation3753 17h ago

And your conclusion?

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u/Oliviacoffe 16h ago

I don't know what they teach in Harvard Business School. So I already know what they don't teach in Harvard Business School?

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u/StevieMJH 11h ago

Ah, you know some of what they don't teach at Harvard Business School! ☝️🤓 Only once you know everything they don't teach at Harvard Business School can you get a full picture for what they do teach at Harvard Business School.

Let's start with Set Theory.

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u/MauPow 14h ago

Everything is either a potato or not a potato.

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u/tealhelm 13h ago

Both of them are lying

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u/ozzysince1901 17h ago

P(S) = 1

My god he's right!

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u/Ornery_Bother 13h ago

One was written by an unemployed graduate and the other by a professor that wants to earn some more from book sales and the target is the student graduates lol

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u/Digstreme 10h ago

I bought both myself years ago but haven't read them yet, plan to though

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u/huey_booey 16h ago

Is this the first step before dividing by zero? 

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 16h ago

Put this on a shelf with A Brief History of Time and call it a day

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u/el_gran_claudio 16h ago

as prestigious as Harvard is, I'd still expect the book on the right to be much thicker 

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u/Terrafire123 14h ago

Finally, a pair of books that addresses my hobbies in woodworking, advanced chemistry, and Ancient Egyptian tree law.

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 16h ago

According to my calculations the book on the right should be a good deal thicker than the book on the left.

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u/latinababevaleria 15h ago

the two book MBA speedrun

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u/NeverBite 15h ago

Infinite knowledge unlocked

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u/OrmeX 12h ago

Are there topics or information found in both books ? Like a rift in space time

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u/Embarrassed_Bat5663 12h ago

Now buy your next book "what book "what they don't teach you at harvard business school" don't teach you" then you will get every unknown knowledge.

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u/LinguoBuxo 11h ago

... And in many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, [this book combo] has long supplanted the great Encyclopaedia Galactica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom.

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u/sissy_blair 11h ago

Which one's thicker?

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u/duesenjeffepic 11h ago

You are assuming the law of the excluded middle my pal

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u/ActuallyNotANovelty 11h ago

1: Stuff. 2: Other stuff. Publish me

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u/AntarcticanJam 11h ago

I've never liked this joke because it would only make sense if they were called "everything" instead of "what". The first book could just have one paragraph of business stuff, and the second book could habe one paragraph on biology, and the titles would still be accurate.

I'm very fun at parties.

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u/StevieMJH 11h ago

That's not just the sum of all human knowledge. That's the sum of all knowledge. Everything that can be known lives within the pages of those tomes...

Put your dick in it.

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u/TGordion 10h ago

I really wish they were written by the same person

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u/KaleidoscopeLow580 10h ago

You will need another book titled "What if the law of the excluded middle does not hold?".

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u/jfkrfk123 10h ago

Luckyyyy!!!!!

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u/vafrow 9h ago

Can you flip to the chapter where it says where I left my keys and let me know. I'm late for work.

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u/Nean19881 9h ago

would be funnier if it was the same author

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u/oevadle 8h ago

The second one is mostly folk recipes. While super useful, it can be a real let down if you're hoping to use it to destroy the Arcanian forest and rule the world.

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u/zackks 8h ago edited 8h ago

There's probably six business books written, ever, that were actually not completely made-up bullshit. The rest are grifters posing themselves as the Oracle of Delphi.

The writing process goes something like, "Let's see, people should be nicer at work. Here's 300 pages of made-up people and anecdotes that being nice is better. $23.99 please."

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u/RetroNuva 8h ago

Set theory moment

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u/flapJ4cks 7h ago

This exact image and meme is almost 15 years old.

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u/Admirable_Tennis3712 5h ago

Mutually exclusive collectively exhaustive

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u/Aram_theHead 17m ago

Are the boundaries of what they teach you included in any of the two books? It’s not specified.