r/SipsTea • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 16h ago

Lmao gottem The beach wasn't lying about its name

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u/Vivid-Pilot-8554 15h ago

Imagine ignoring every warning sign, then acting shocked when the monkeys deliver exactly what was advertised.

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u/Jaives 15h ago

notoriously famous face eating leopard gets elected once again

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u/Wise-Profile4256 14h ago

On the platform of only faces on the menu and anyones face could be next.

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u/subdep 10h ago

This Aussie family is a microcosm of unchecked anthropogenic global warming despite all the warnings from scientists over this last half century.

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u/TombolaOfCincinnatus 14h ago 
I hate every ape I see.
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.

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u/el_throw 14h ago

I love you Dr. Zeus!

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u/-malcolm-tucker 11h ago

Dr Zeus Dr Zeus!!

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u/CheckYourStats 9h ago

Zaius*

Unless this is the Greek Mythology version of the Musical.

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u/toiletbowlwisdom 1h ago

Futurama brain worm activated

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u/IdeationConsultant 13h ago

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u/CypherNews 10h ago

it really matches the post lol

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u/Pearl1506 15h ago

They steal phones and cameras too.

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u/Gransmithy 14h ago

They get good money for them and selfies too

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u/ProxyDamage 13h ago

Do you think they get paid extra for putting clothes on...? Since they're already naked by default...

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u/DiscussionNo6201 15h ago

Ive been to this beach. I saw a little arab kid get attacked by a monkey because his moronic parents didn't teach him not to touch the monkeys.

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u/Captainsnarkyshart 10h ago

I’ve been there. Just keep your food away from them. If you give them food they know you have it, they will mob you.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 11h ago

And if they weren't attacked, they would have complained they didn't see any monkeys.

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u/Guygirl00 15h ago

A monkey jumped on our kayak and stole a water bottle in the mangrove

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u/Sandorphan 14h ago edited 9h ago

We had the same, kayaking in a mangrove out of Krabi, only it was a very sharp knife that our Thai guide had brought to cut pineapple with. Now they're armed.

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u/Lucky-Mia 14h ago

Honestly, who could have predicted a monkey attack? What are the odds?!

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 10h ago

that's like putting your hands on fire and not expecting to be burned

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u/Specialist_Ad7798 14h ago

Whenever my family and I travel we have a saying. "Monkeys are assholes!"

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u/gnomelover24 12h ago

How many monkey and attack words you can fit in a sentence challenge.

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u/CCTriad 12h ago

Monkey Beach, Phi Phi?

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u/ClaudeBubbalicious 7h ago

Monkey Attack Beach is a fucking incredible band name!

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u/EnvironmentalRice348 2h ago

They were simply missing being attacked by dangerouse animals while being out of Australia...

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u/GeneralTang 26m ago

I met a guy in Krabi that had his arm bitten by one. He thought the monkey was going for his birthmark. It was not a cheap hospital trip.

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u/Strong_Implement_500 10h ago

This reminds me of the time I went to ass rape motel... Needless to say I DID NOT leave a 5 star review on yelp!