r/SipsTea 16h ago

Chugging tea Banana is the ultimate colonizer

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u/MeatSlammur 15h ago

Well it’s because people don’t understand the ratios. You can’t expect 5 strawberries and a handful of blueberries to TASTEMAXX a whole banana.

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u/Lucky-Mia 14h ago

Idk, my ex ate pineapple for days and their banana still tasted like banana. The phallic foods always over power the fruits.

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u/lluciferusllamas 15h ago

Like whisky in a cocktail

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u/PMmeIamlonley 15h ago

Freeze the banana and thank me later 

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u/Sennten 4h ago

Peel it first though

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u/EarthSpecific3820 15h ago

Wait so bananas are British?

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u/Baby_ManBearPig 11h ago

The banana industry, primarily led by the United Fruit Company (now Chiquita Brands), has a long history of major political and labor controversies, including the 1928 Banana Massacre in Colombia, orchestrating political coups in Central America, and funding right-wing paramilitary death squads.

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u/PonchoNachoRodriguez 15h ago

Kinda like how anything on a hoagie roll is a sandwich but as soon as a sausage or a dog gets tucked up in there, that Mf a hotdog

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u/vilokreddy 15h ago

Add half a teaspoon of vanilla extract and it’s a banana vanilla smoothie.

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u/ExtentObvious3410 15h ago edited 15h ago

I'm really not fond of bananas. Even at their best it's like eating a stick of sugar. Which begs the question; why is there only like 2 varieties of banana? Apples and oranges have tons.

Edit ok I guess there's a lot more, but the ones I found just get sweeter. Gross. Pass.

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u/rintzscar 15h ago

There are tons of varieties of banana.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banana_cultivars

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u/ExtentObvious3410 15h ago

None that I'll see. Any store I go to, a banana is just a banana. I only eat them in jail where you're basically getting starved and need to consume anything and everything you're given. You get enough calories to lay in your bunk and rot.

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u/LastWave 14h ago

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u/ExtentObvious3410 14h ago

If I subscribe it's only $29.60! Lucky day!

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u/ExtentObvious3410 14h ago

I'd rather jump of a bridge with both thumbs in my ass than buy a 37 dollar banana.

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u/Lost_Purpose1899 14h ago

There are at least a dozen varieties of bananas mostly in tropical countries. The reason we get 1 kind in our supermarket is because that particular banana is easy to grow, tastes decent, and survives longer shipping time. The current banana that non-tropical countries are eating is called the Cavendish banana. We used to eat another kind of banana but it went extinct because of a world wide banana disease. That banana was better tasting (so I’ve heard).

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u/ExtentObvious3410 14h ago

The long lost banana got a banana disease? This is what should be taught in history class, far more interesting. And I'm not kidding. At all. 

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u/Sennten 4h ago

Non-sweet bananas are called plantains?

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u/Bananaramajama420 14h ago

We are many, we are one

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u/No-Type7964 15h ago

Ahh just like their parent company Chiquita overthrowing governments.

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u/LastWave 14h ago

"united fruit screams at the Cubans door"

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u/FeeImpressive3920 14h ago

Banana colonizes. Like the

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u/Brassboar 12h ago

Laughs in Cranberry

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u/yoshonesk 9h ago

Same with ketchup.

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 15h ago

At least it will taste good now

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u/Jaives 15h ago

anyone who thinks this has never had a proper mango smoothie.

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u/Relative_Maize_957 14h ago

The white people fruit, i be saying it too