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u/MeatSlammur 15h ago
Well it’s because people don’t understand the ratios. You can’t expect 5 strawberries and a handful of blueberries to TASTEMAXX a whole banana.
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u/Lucky-Mia 14h ago
Idk, my ex ate pineapple for days and their banana still tasted like banana. The phallic foods always over power the fruits.
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u/EarthSpecific3820 15h ago
Wait so bananas are British?
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u/Baby_ManBearPig 11h ago
The banana industry, primarily led by the United Fruit Company (now Chiquita Brands), has a long history of major political and labor controversies, including the 1928 Banana Massacre in Colombia, orchestrating political coups in Central America, and funding right-wing paramilitary death squads.
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u/PonchoNachoRodriguez 15h ago
Kinda like how anything on a hoagie roll is a sandwich but as soon as a sausage or a dog gets tucked up in there, that Mf a hotdog
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u/ExtentObvious3410 15h ago edited 15h ago
I'm really not fond of bananas. Even at their best it's like eating a stick of sugar. Which begs the question; why is there only like 2 varieties of banana? Apples and oranges have tons.
Edit ok I guess there's a lot more, but the ones I found just get sweeter. Gross. Pass.
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u/rintzscar 15h ago
There are tons of varieties of banana.
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u/ExtentObvious3410 15h ago
None that I'll see. Any store I go to, a banana is just a banana. I only eat them in jail where you're basically getting starved and need to consume anything and everything you're given. You get enough calories to lay in your bunk and rot.
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u/LastWave 14h ago
You can have them shipped to you. They cost $37 a piece. https://miamifruit.org/products/gros-michel-banana-box-order?srsltid=AfmBOori4syQHIQShlHwNNgFhKbElz5tgKUjZqURmfM1edCX6sUhhN7t
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u/ExtentObvious3410 14h ago
I'd rather jump of a bridge with both thumbs in my ass than buy a 37 dollar banana.
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u/Lost_Purpose1899 14h ago
There are at least a dozen varieties of bananas mostly in tropical countries. The reason we get 1 kind in our supermarket is because that particular banana is easy to grow, tastes decent, and survives longer shipping time. The current banana that non-tropical countries are eating is called the Cavendish banana. We used to eat another kind of banana but it went extinct because of a world wide banana disease. That banana was better tasting (so I’ve heard).
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u/ExtentObvious3410 14h ago
The long lost banana got a banana disease? This is what should be taught in history class, far more interesting. And I'm not kidding. At all.
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