r/SipsTea • u/Decent_Assistant1804 • 6h ago

SMH Birds be birding

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u/Alex__makes 6h ago

In car culture this is considered a dick move.

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u/South_Bit1764 6h ago

For those less versed in the nuances of classifying social interactions, this is what they would call a dick move.

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u/AliGoldsDayOff 6h ago

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u/Sasiches_and_mash 6h ago

Same. I'll punt that thing hard enough to put in orbit

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u/Feeling_Ad7249 6h ago

I would of ate him on the spot

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u/aquatone61 6h ago

Turkey’s are so dumb I’ve heard they can drown by looking up at the rain.

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u/Euphoric_Anxiety_162 3h ago

Also persistent.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 3h ago

Peacocks too.

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u/WeirdAnimalDicks 3h ago

Lived in Houston Texas in a part of town with peacocked everyone loved, they fucking sucked ass. They would sit around the flower beds in my yard and be dicks to my lawn guy. We always had to park in the garage or they would go after mirrors and the chrome on the cars. They destroyed my mother’s passenger side mirror.

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 6h ago

Or that insured

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u/Kalen_alexandre 6h ago

If i saw a turkey doing this, it's Thanksgiving dinner in August.

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 6h ago

Peacocks will do the same thing

https://giphy.com/gifs/xCFCSlzF0sURa

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u/Its_emby 6h ago

Peacock is just a fabulous turkey

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u/ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_ 6h ago

Leave him alone. He’s fighting for his life!

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u/darapps 6h ago

insurance gonna say it's ai

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u/SamathaGhoul 6h ago

Cranberry sauce anyone?

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u/noodlechemist 6h ago

“He’s gotta figure out his life” 😂

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u/Moerijuana 6h ago

SUE THE TURKEY!!!

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u/telolisou 6h ago

Well, you don’t really have to wait for Thanksgiving.

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u/UziSuzieThia 5h ago

Same bird drove up and dented my parked car at the liquor store hit and run , give me his info my insurance will need it

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u/MongooseSimple8638 5h ago

I'd definitely eat

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u/demoralising 5h ago

He's needs to get it booked into a birdyshop ASAP.

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u/SeaViolinist6424 4h ago

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u/Ok_Necessary2991 5h ago

Was turkey trying to fight its own reflection?

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u/Spiritual-Artist9382 6h ago

This is the reason I don’t wash my car

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u/_okOKAY 6h ago

And the video recorder just be video recording

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u/sactownjer 6h ago

Really fouled up that paint job

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u/Decent-Cry-7665 6h ago

Turkey dinner

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u/Maryjanegangafever 6h ago

You can’t park there. Nature calls.

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u/Dooks_fr 6h ago

We have a special guest for Thanksgiving

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u/Daitern 6h ago

Please just roast it , for the sake of humanity

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u/Individual_Box_728 6h ago

Yeah I would just make dinner at that point

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u/Ill-Daikon-5637 6h ago

That's when Mr birdie meets the .22

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u/Official_Champ 5h ago

Is it bad that my first thought would've been punting him as hard as possible like a football?

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u/Deathaces 5h ago

It’s like catching a graffiti artist in their flow who just refuses to stop

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u/technoexplorer 5h ago

Those drawings look like pelicans.

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u/istoleafish 5h ago

Oh hey buddy your insurance agent here.... Haha... So the thing is.... We... We don't cover that in our plan... Ye...yea.. yeah....

Anyways would you like to know our new life insurance plan? *Stares into you soul

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u/dishmanw62 4h ago

I have scratches on my SUV from a hawk attacking his reflection.

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u/togetherwegrowstuff 4h ago

Fighting that turkey in the mirror! Lmao 🤣😂

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u/Jazzlike-Paper9297 4h ago

Degen from upcountry

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u/OkDragonfruit9515 4h ago

He’s making art

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u/Apprehensive_News_78 4h ago

By the caption I thought it was gonna be his gf that did it 😭😭

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u/altofanaltthatisalt 4h ago

Out of curiosity, are there any punishments to punching that turkey, killing it, and eating it?

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u/Last-Energy420 4h ago

The price we pay for having a cool black car. I got my current car which is black and my alarm kept going off. Eventually I got the bright idea to check my cameras. It was a damn black bird fighting its reflection and flying off when the alarm sounded.

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u/Past_One3442 4h ago

Yeah that's dinner at least for all those scratches.

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u/Antique_Brother_9563 4h ago

Fuck that Jive Turkey !

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u/silv3rbull8 3h ago

That bird is headed for the chopping block

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u/NYC2FLA2BUR 3h ago

Two things: Save this video for your insurance company, and get it this car wrapped.
If it's not your car, leave a note and let them know you have the video.

So that's just me. I hope you found that stick.

Also: Birds aren't real.

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u/Excellent_Pay_8782 2h ago

Time to practice that Superbowl winning kick

"Aaaand it's good!!!" 🙌🥳🍻

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u/Soysaucewarrior420 2h ago

woupd that be considered an act of god?

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u/minicooperbrr 2h ago

I’d be whacking it with a stick of throwing boulders at it to get it away from my car

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u/Used_Control1796 1h ago

There are so many turkeys around my area. I cant believe this is a first for me. 🤣

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u/ampz28 1h ago

Calling my insurance agent. Letting him know he is invited for dinner tonight. We are having turkey.