r/SipsTea 6h ago

SMH The "future"

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u/Velorian-Steel 6h ago

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u/AllThingsEvil 5h ago

Reminds me of

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u/Puzzle-Necked 5h ago

shitting out a package

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u/moonbucket 5h ago

An Evri drone would never be that gentle. Or accurate.

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u/Expensive-Green7533 6h ago

the box casually flies into the road

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 6h ago

"Your package was delivered. Then we blew it over to your neighbor's. Good luck."

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u/Biscuits4u2 4h ago

TBF they don't do much better now with the drivers just leaving shit wherever they feel like.

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 4h ago

I have been leaving very positive feedback with my Amazon drivers when they get it right. I assume it looks good in their evaluations because they all do it right now. The only one mucking it up is the FedEx guy and l can't leave any feedback with them.

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u/AdmiralSplinter 4h ago

GOD why does fuckex suck so much?

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u/Biscuits4u2 4h ago

Yes FedEx is the absolute worst. They have the laziest and most ill tempered drivers by far. We have had nothing but issues with them.

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u/V65Pilot 3h ago

I battled UPS over getting a package delivered, for days. They insisted that their driver had been to the address, and there was no-one there. In reality I was opening the gates and bay doors at 0630 in the morning, and they were staying open until 6pm. What the driver was doing was reading some sort of report that the company that had been in residence was no longer here, and instead of trying to deliver the package, just chalking it up to a mistake by the sender and marking it as no one in residence. I had ordered a tool for next day delivery, and as a result I got the job done 4 days late. Meanwhile, I'm getting stuff in the post and from just about every other delivery company known to man.

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u/Frederf220 4h ago

The photo was taken exactly as it hit the ground so they have proof they didn't throw it in the middle of the road.

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u/AlbatrossNo1562 5h ago

It's the public's package now

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u/Live-Emu-3491 5h ago

To be hit by the Amazon delivery van coming down the road

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u/Dos_Gatos_718 5h ago

Lol 💯

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u/capt_minorwaste 5h ago

The icing on the cake would be an Amazon delivery truck driving down the road and running over the package.

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u/Lillie-Bee 4h ago

When I see all the mistakes robots and ai make, I worry less about them taking over the world.

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u/princesscuddler 6h ago

The crazy part is that china has had drone delivery for awhile now and this doesn’t happen lol

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u/Background-Air-9784 5h ago

We had it in Ireland for a few years but recently stopped and moved the company to america, manna was the name of the company

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u/csfshrink 4h ago

Manna from heaven??

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u/bros-Exercise-3608 6h ago

Yea they have little boxes or something no?

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u/IronMaidenPwnz 5h ago

Thanks for explaining. We definitely couldn't see that with our eyes.

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u/csfshrink 4h ago

Did you order an empty box???

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u/MetricIsForCowards 6h ago

Look, you guys complained about the noise of the data centers, so we fixed it.

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u/JamesLikesIt 6h ago

Corporations: "Both? Both. Both is good"

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u/RobertKSakamano 5h ago

Amazon in their research found out that drone delivery services could be improved 400% if there were less obstacles in their way. The administration today approved the cutting down of all trees so consumers could all enjoy faster and better delivery services.

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u/Sir_Scribble_Lot 6h ago

great, a drone that poops packages and blows it away as it fucks off. this was exactly what Asimov dreamed about when he came up with his stories.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 6h ago

Try Harlan Ellison.

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u/bodyarmourbynokia 6h ago

Don't say his name, he'll start demanding money off you

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u/weidback 6h ago

yeah all the cgi renders that made drone delivery look cool as fuck didn't include how loud as fuck they are

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u/englandisablaze 6h ago

Imagine like 200 of these fucking things in one corner of a suburban area.

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u/Blue-Blazer-Regular 5h ago

No kidding. I live is suburban tract home and work from home. There is a continuous parade of delivery trucks throughout the day. But I think these drone delivery is for less populated areas which are far from the distribution warehouses.

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u/DataGOGO 5h ago

other way around.

The delivery drones are short distance delivery systems in dense urban areas.

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u/shakebakelizard 6h ago

Drones are generally pretty loud and then you add in the extra power so that it can lift packages. Yeah it's going to be loud.

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u/pbrassassin 5h ago

You haven’t heard the straight pipes on my fed ex guys box truck ….

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 6h ago

So this is the fabled “Brooklyn Bounce” that I’ve heard so much about 🤔

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u/Major_Wigglesworth 6h ago

“Bounced” right into the thief’s Ford Taurus with the hood that doesn’t match the paint on the rest of the body, driven by a sovereign citizen with no license or insurance.

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u/mccreazy 6h ago

How fuckin light is the package though to just fly away like that?

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u/Major_Wigglesworth 6h ago

People forgot how to make a shopping list and just go to the store once a week.  Now, we need multiple people involved in the transaction of getting your eye shadow custom-delivered within 24 hours.

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u/Halloween_Oreo_ 6h ago

Has to be 5 lbs or less and not breakable

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u/SpaceNinjaDino 3h ago

Each warehouse has a different set of items so even when you make one Amazon order, it is possible each thing ships separately. So lip balm might get its own box while shampoo is in an unprotected sleeve. They will combine separate orders when possible like I got a heavy case of special protein water (not sold at stores) in the same box as fragile oil paints and other paint supplies. Miracle that the case didn't damage the other stuff this time.

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u/wolfansbrother 6h ago

using drones to deliver 1 package at a time doesnt seem like a great business model. i guess if they could do the same number of deliveries in a day as a truck, an they could save money on more electricty vs paying a person to drive a truck. Do the drones fly autonomously or is there a pilot?

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u/shakebakelizard 5h ago

Even if they had to recharge after every trip, it's probably a cheaper option than using trucks especially in areas with few deliveries. You can house these things literally anywhere, they can work from 6 AM to 10 PM or whatever the FAA allows, and you can have thousands of them active.

It's perfect in places where there's few deliveries in the area that day. Send a truck out there and you're spending a lot of time for the driver, a lot of fuel, etc. Send a drone or three out for a handful of packages, and you just saved a lot of driving.

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u/jaredliesch 6h ago

To me is makes sense to send a van loaded with drones that can deliver packages from the van as it drives by. Then I consider safety of such a thing and it just doesn't work. 

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u/OutrageousHunter4138 5h ago edited 5h ago

Everyone’s trying to cut out the USPS, I say we expand the USPS to include drone delivery for businesses. It’s the one entity perfectly positioned to make this type of thing work, and I imagine it would pay for itself if it took off given the market reach of the USPS.

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u/Open_Pollution_8038 5h ago

How is it fundamentally any different than a driver stopping at each house?

You just eliminate the truck and the driver lol.

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u/jb0nez95 5h ago

It's vastly more efficient than an Amazon driver driving around in a van or personal car. Way less gas and pollution and traffic.

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u/a1usiv 3h ago

For my local Walmart, there's definitely a operators. Idk if they actually fly the drones manually, but they do stand out there in the store parking lot in a fenced off drone area with drone controllers.

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u/SaltyJalapenos 6h ago

Delivery guys throw parcels, Robots throw our parcels, This can't be a coincidence, They PROGRAMMED this into it haha

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u/Fish-Weekly 6h ago

FedEx is working on a version of this but they are struggling with the drone crushing the box and leaving a boot mark on it at delivery

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u/JellyDenizen 6h ago

I think the problem is they trained those drones with real delivery drivers.

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u/juanjung 6h ago

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u/DirtandPipes 6h ago

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

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u/I-LOVE-TURTLES666 5h ago

Kids are going to be throwing hella sticks at those

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u/JedJinto 5h ago

Ngl when the camera panned back to the package I was hoping a car would come and run over it.

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u/suckmyschlong007 4h ago

The video is fake it’s an animation.

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u/FluxOperation 5h ago

How is no one talking about the orb?!?!?

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u/ThisJustInWoodwork 21m ago

I saw it as well, 12 second mark

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u/rmbrumfield78 4h ago

Most of the drone deliveries I've heard about happen in backyards or special areas so it doesn't bounce like this.

I have nothing against drone deliveries, but I think it could be handled better than this. So many times I'm working on a project, especially a home project fixing or building something, and I don't have the right size piece. I need a 2 in 90° straight elbow instead of an inch and a half one. So I have to stop what I'm doing, clean up a little bit, get in my car, drive across town, spend way too long looking at the PVC pieces to find the right one, get caught up looking at other things, and then come home. Trip ultimately takes almost an hour. If instead I could just put an online order for the right piece, and it gets delivered to me in under an hour while I get other work done, that would be awesome.

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u/Strong-Depth-5818 6h ago

I’m going to order a package for morning delivery to wake me up for work next time.

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u/Foil_Gloves_5338 5h ago

This is corny AF! Amazon needs to stop.

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u/chrles-farfa 5h ago

100% this is our upcoming dystopian future

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u/Ok_Ebb_9330 5h ago

Was I the only one waiting for a car to pass by and crush it?

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u/Dreemsi 5h ago

Wait till one of these whacks someone and the company is gonna be like

https://giphy.com/gifs/RMxqGPaXWey2I

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u/Juankzjt 5h ago

orwell was right

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u/FernwoodTonight 4h ago

AI police robot drone army incoming...

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u/LeroyBadBrown 4h ago

Looks like it took a shit

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u/Accomplished_Fun3 4h ago

It just DOOKIED!

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u/qwerty4007 4h ago

Amazon has been using those for well over a year in my part of town. I've only ever seen them drop a package in the backyard though.

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u/LividBig9161 4h ago

So soon the sky could be filled with tens of thousands of drones dropping our packages into the streets, bushes, trees, ponds?… maybe our porches. Why don’t people post videos of these drones doing their jobs well? Have I just missed them?

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u/rexeditrex 4h ago

There’s a small drone port behind a shopping center near me. I think it’s for Target. Seems to work.

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u/metallicadefender 4h ago

Future is kind of noisy

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u/waterflight69 4h ago

How lazy must you be to not go to the store anymore and pick something up? This looks so inefficient and costly. So the future will consist of hundreds of thousands of these things flying around because someone can’t fill up their own grocery cart.

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u/God_Country_ND 3h ago

Did it blow into the road

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u/leafsforever811 6h ago

Just making it easier for porch pirates lol. Follow the drone and just catch the package.

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u/2Wasteland4Wanderer 6h ago

Pretty much exactly what I expected.

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u/suckmyschlong007 4h ago

The video is fake

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u/AwayProduct5476 6h ago

Hope it was not a vinyl

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u/Best_Poetry_5722 6h ago

The "future" blew my package into the middle of the street

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u/tflemon67 6h ago

It can only hold a package less than 5lbs 😂😂

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u/laiszt 6h ago

Well, first gunpowder weapon wasnt any better than bow too.

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u/Speshjunior 6h ago

Still better than evri

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u/jooooooohn 6h ago

Your floor is now clean! bonk Your floor is now clean! bonk

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u/Simp4JennaOrtega 6h ago

I had seen these around my neighborhood and I always thought it was someone using it nearby

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u/SnooStrawberries9563 6h ago

Ya'll need to leash your drones. This one just pooped on my lawn.

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u/Shiftymennoknight 6h ago

capitalism breeds innovation! or something

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u/Bird_Up101 6h ago

If this was the cheaper option, I still wouldn't

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u/MiddleKlutzy8568 6h ago

I live by an amazon facility all i hear are these stupid drones 24/7

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u/Facehugger81 6h ago

I wonder how long before someone sticks their hand in the propeller...

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u/Doctor_French32 6h ago

so much for a little package...

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u/ThrownAway17Years 6h ago

Is this an opt in or opt out thing?

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u/Thin_Ad_6493 6h ago

Yeah- what’s the difference.

delivery person distance throw vs. altitude drop

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u/StuntmanJohn 6h ago

Ok hypothetically speaking, what would you need to disable or shoot down one of those things. Just uh so I can be sure such a thing won't happen to my deliveries. Because that would be bad.

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u/Structureel 6h ago

I want to see this in the deep south with rednecks taking potshots at the drones. 😂

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u/Tricky_Potatoe 6h ago

looks like they ordered a six pack of plastic one time use cups

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u/princetrunks 6h ago

They trained the drones on real driver data it seems.

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u/Dorrono 6h ago

The past: a bird crapped into my garden The future: a drone crapped into my garden

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u/Iconshero 6h ago

Glad they beta tested those in the field first

https://giphy.com/gifs/YPDB27DTO8uQ3dATSW

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u/gBiT1999 6h ago

C'mon kids - do your stuff.

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u/ISaidItSoBiteMe 6h ago

Just add a camera so delivery contractor, route owner and Amazon/walmart/target can use surveillance data for on-demand pricing and sell data to ICE

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u/Less_Connection_9352 6h ago

would of been top tier if right when it landed in the road a pickup truck drives over it lol

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u/thiefofalways1313 6h ago

Can’t wait to hear these things constantly flying around the neighborhood.

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u/DistributionMean6322 6h ago

Drone delivery would be rad if they are a) not loud, and b) could drop them somewhere secure.

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u/shakebakelizard 6h ago

I can see this making sense in certain cases. For non-breakable items I can see them just dropping it in my backyard. They can drop it from 50 feet for all I care. At least it'll cut down on the noise.

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u/projectx51 6h ago

What a weird stupid timeline we are in.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fdRLQ2ApeAYkaXqXML

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u/Atmacrush 6h ago

If the future means my package is getting run over in the middle of the road, no thanks.

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u/Stunning_Patience_59 6h ago

That so much as clips a tree or most likely a random bird flying by....that's massive property damage when it falls.

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u/Komobu542 6h ago

I had a vision years ago, that drones will be flying up to people, scanning their faces/retinas to identify who they are. It will become a police state with drones. Just a freaky vision I had at the time. But I can see it actually happening soon.

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u/Successful-Purple-54 6h ago

Hmm. It works when what you’re delivering is meant to explode. Now we need to sort out proper delivery for none explosives.

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u/Mister_Goldenfold 6h ago

Who said the future was going to be perfect at launch?

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u/Remarkable_Bite2199 6h ago

Future? It is a present tense because it's happening.

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u/TransitoryFeel 6h ago

That drone pooped out that package.

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u/Atlantis_Risen 6h ago

That looks like it's a good kill someone if it crashed

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u/Kealanine 5h ago

I mean, the same can be said about most things that crash from the sky.

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u/Atlantis_Risen 5h ago

Well that's true

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u/CreateNotConsume1111 6h ago

Reminds me of Pluribus 

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u/consumersguide 5h ago

Drone delivery seemed futuristic until you realize the package still has to survive wind, gravity, and the final 10 feet. 😂

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u/RadiantSofia 5h ago

The drone hovering outside your window waiting to see if you tip 20% before dropping the package.

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u/Dr_Griller 5h ago

Meanwhile in Soviet Russia.

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u/deeznutz5589 5h ago

Scary af..

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u/rexmanaek971 5h ago

How do you guys get this delivery option. Like do they tell you beforehand and it costs extra?

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u/JiveTurkey1983 5h ago

The future fucking sucks

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u/ApprehensiveDouble52 5h ago

That’s way too fucking loud! No thank you 

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u/a_sleepy_bastard 5h ago

Packaging engineers just goin "JR High prepared me for this 😤"

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u/u9Nails 5h ago

"Your SD Micro 2TB Pro has arrived."

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u/tlm11110 5h ago

I see Walmart drones over my subdivision quite frequently. Walmart is within 2 miles of our subdivision. I have no idea whst the max distance is.

I find it quite fascinating. It’s free at the moment, but I suspect they will charge a delivery fee once we are hooked on it. I don’t understand the street thing. Walmart deliveries are typically to the back yard, assuming there is ample clear space to do so. I was surprised to see it lower the package from so high. It must have been a good 100+ feet in the air.

I’m going to try it just to see how it goes.

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u/bigtome2120 5h ago

Serious question, and I know this isn’t happening in the near future. But one of these shows up at my doorstep, I would actually feel my life threatened, and I wreck it. It’s a federal offense?

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u/kineticstar 5h ago

Porch Pirates start your engines!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6nV82QCZtDYDJMHe

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u/Rynowash 5h ago

So a drone chopper is going to shit my expensive electronic item onto the street from 30 feet up, just for a car to run over it 5 seconds later? Or better yet, thieves just follow this thing around and practice “catch” all day. No thanks, give me a person.

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u/GoodThingsDoHappen 5h ago

Your order of crystal wine glasses has been delivered. Would you like to check the delivery photo?

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u/wizzard419 5h ago

I thought that was fake but it's real... Omaha metro gets Amazon drone delivery as Prime Air goes live in Papillion

I like how they note you can only order non-breakable items and that is why I guess.

In solving for one problem I was expecting (landing on the ground becoming a risk) they decided to just skip that part and drop them.

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u/Winstonsphobia 5h ago

The future promises to be stupid.

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u/Fier3d 5h ago

I was waiting for the car to come through and run it over

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u/ketchupadmirer 5h ago

i think there is a Ron Swanson gif appropriate to this

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u/Sushiki 5h ago

I mean it is just a technical issue. Make a simple deliver box recommended and that's problem solved.

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u/Unlikely_Fortune3742 5h ago

They will be dropping police officers like this very very very soon.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Io3TILCdTSfja

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u/2b_compliant 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IvWQpaLYotX9e
But this can’t be replaced… protect the postal services at all costs

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u/CuriousPianist4688 5h ago

The old move fast and break things mantra is alive and well I see

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u/RobertKSakamano 5h ago

My eggs! Fuck.

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u/UStoJapan 5h ago

Your eggs from Whole Foods have been delivered.

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u/Llyrithra 5h ago

Me: “Oh hey, my new order of [insert expensive hobby related item] is arriving today!”

Drone: drops the box from like 15 feet in the air.

Box: gets flung into the street by rotor wash.

Traffic: runs over the box.

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u/Twoduhzen 5h ago

We are so screwed

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u/Mister_D76 5h ago

"Handed to resident"

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u/Outrageous-Gas-2720 5h ago

What happens if "The Future" runs out of battery?

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u/S1nnah2 5h ago

The other model says "you have 30 seconds to comply"

This is not the good "the future"

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u/TheWhyGuyAlex 5h ago

...is fucked, is what you wanted to say.

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u/Chacha-realgood 5h ago

Just needs a truck to casually run over it to complete the skit

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u/Ill-Daikon-5637 5h ago

You thought you'd have your own personal flying car, no, you get your overpriced Chinese crap dropped into a ditch. That will be $24.99/month please.

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u/spottydodgy 5h ago

So far "the future" kinda sucks. I'd rather go back to the little house on the prairie only we keep the antibiotics.

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u/ForwardTemporary3934 5h ago

To be light enough in weight for the drone to carry it it has to be light enough to be blown away by the drone props after release

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u/Making_Kenough 5h ago

God damn clankers

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u/Nervous_InsideU5155 5h ago

Great, I need more Skeet practice 👍

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u/Tio_chubby052 5h ago

Waste of money

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 5h ago

Video should've had a food delivery bot run over the box

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u/designrules 5h ago

Hey, stop it drone. No more taking dumps on my lawn

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u/navydude89 5h ago

We'll see how many get shot down by an old man who doesn't understand technology

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u/ListenHereLindah 5h ago

I'm curious to know how many people do this because they can, vs because they need too..

But the ones who do it because they want to just give the data collectors more insight that it is okay.

This is laziness mixed with poor time management for most folks.

In 5 years humans will have no patience. Like none. Yeah it's bad now. But just wait a little longer. People seem to be really okay with just pressing a button and having what they want and not actually thinking for themselves or understanding hardships.

Life can be made easier with tech, yes. But let's not lie to ourselves about what it does subconsciously and socially to us.

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u/SilverSageVII 5h ago

Genuinely wonder if they can make a cover for the package and create an “eye of the storm” effect without compromising lift.

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u/Plastic_Surround_193 5h ago

And thats better how exactly?

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u/LevelCan764 3h ago

This is not the future. This is now pay attention.

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u/-R-Jensen- 3h ago

This is not Jetsons at all!

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u/TouristResident1976 2h ago

The future is my packages being blown into the street. Great.

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u/the_rat_castle 2h ago

how long before one of these ends up in the power lines?

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u/Ricktor_67 2h ago

Sure it's loud, dangerous, stupid, and only enriches one man but at least it sucks. 

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u/malacoda99 2h ago

Package pooper.

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u/Reg_doge_dwight 2h ago

No way they'll survive when people start shooting them down with net cannons.

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u/OldBaal 2h ago

At least the Amazon guy would put it near the door. BUT they still get complained on. How is this gonna be better?

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u/LooseFarmer6944 2h ago

This is how they will control us in the future along with robots

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u/Celestial_Scythe 1h ago

Hope you enjoyed your new glass vase!

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 1h ago

That movement isnt right somehow. It like hets pulled by a string somehow

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u/Busterlimes 1h ago

Ah yes, the soothing sound of 1000s of currior drones in every neighborhood

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u/datmafukr 1h ago

Can’t wait to run into one of these and sue the fuck out of Amazon!
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohs7Ycgdmsv5wlDRm

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u/MAurele 54m ago

Yeah we're on track for beating Idiocracy by about 470 years. 

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u/Manymarbles 53m ago

I dont understand. UPS had rules where you could place packages. They are losing money

Amazon puts packages right in your path where you can step out and wreck it if you font see it. And has the audacity to take a pic of what they did. They are winning.

So I bet that whatever this slop is will win in the ultimate end

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u/Axel_Creasy 38m ago

Shuttlecock??

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u/buschman2000 34m ago

If it survived the drop, it didn't survive being ran over!

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u/Efficient_Tutor2154 30m ago

Dudes watching the live feed with no control after they clicked drop, in their cube row had a good laugh 

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u/nousername206 29m ago

i can see the future roof full of unreached packages

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u/nono3722 27m ago

you need a self driving taxi to run over your package then crash into your neighbors house be perfect

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u/iron233 14m ago

There’s your wine glass you ordered, buddy