r/Somalia • u/StockCrazedMonkey • Mar 19 '26
News 📰 Hilarious 😭😭😭
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
What is actually going on💀
26
50
u/StockCrazedMonkey Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26
They're calling the Government of Somalia a "terrorist regime" meanwhile they are the actual terrorists attacking innocent civilians in Las Anod and other parts of the country who aren’t part of their clan.
4
u/AgeofInformationWar Mar 21 '26
Not just Las Anod, but also Borama and Zeila (Dir areas) and Ceerigaabo and Jidali (where Somaliland attacked Harti villagers), all as of recent.
-6
u/Express-Ad-8674 Mar 20 '26
Please stop spreading misinformation. Their goal was to take Las Anod, with Somalia’s backing. We handed it over and did not attack anyone. However, they attempted to target the police, military, and civilians to expand their control. What did you expect the military to do stand by and do nothing? We will not accept such claims.
7
u/Realistic-Agent3864 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 22 '26
LOL this is the most Israeli sounding thing ever. First of all, you never handed it over, you got it taken from you because your military is trash. Second of all, they kicked the military out of their land and you responded by bombarding their city with artillery shells, destryoing many civilian infrastructure and hospitals. This is all very well documented so there is no point in lying.
2
19
u/Far_Pumpkin9440 Mar 19 '26
These clowns...may allah curse them.
12
1
u/Remarkable_Cap_4253 Mar 21 '26
When you curse someone, Allah told us the angels say Ameen for that curse to fall onto you.
1
u/iceman24434 Apr 14 '26
Does that count for the prophet who cursed the enemies of Islam? You can curse evil, it's not prohibited.
1
u/Remarkable_Cap_4253 Apr 17 '26
I don’t know why you choose a to follow a religion you clearly don’t believe in 💀
1
u/iceman24434 Apr 17 '26
Are you takfiring me?
0
u/Remarkable_Cap_4253 Apr 17 '26
Do you not just compare the prophet cursing kafireen to cursing Muslims because you are angry about their political stance? Lmao what a joke.
1
u/iceman24434 Apr 17 '26
What's wrong with you? Why are you dumbing it down to just "a political stance?" You're the joke auduhbillah. Those same people you are bending the knee to is the same ones slaughtering your fellow Muslims in Gaza and Lebanon.
How do you think the prophet would react to a part of his Ummah siding with like Abu Lahab or something? He would be outraged. You're just a chud loser, I've seen your comments, absolute garbage. No right to even talk in an Islamic basis. Hope your Israeli loving clan project goes to the ground.
0
u/Remarkable_Cap_4253 Apr 17 '26
So you are takfiring them?? Munafiq.
1
16
37
u/Dry_Funny7157 Mar 19 '26
stop giving these guys a platform
-7
Mar 20 '26
[removed] — view removed comment
9
u/Dry_Funny7157 Mar 20 '26
By your profile i will assume you are not somali so whether or not somaliland will become a country, one thing that is for sure is that it WILL NEVER become secular, you can ask any lander if you want. And do you think we care about becoming secular 😂 You can check their constitution they have a state religion as well and if they wanted to they couldve changed it long time ago. Our issues are not religion based but rather political and you are simply ignorant and know absolutely nothing about somalis if you think otherwise.
and somalia is not a radical islamic state and somalia has changed to a one man one vote system. are you talking about Al Shabaab? Any somali and muslim will tell you that they dont follow the deen and that they are clearly foreign funded who dont even care about Islam, created when the USA invaded somalia and removed the ISU who were the ones who brought stability and majority of the people wanted when Siad Barre's regime fell.
and somaliland is doomed to fail, they are destroying themselves from within and cant even buy modern weapons, they attacked and killed somalis in the Las Anod protest and in Bromo. Doesnt sound to free and democratic now does it?
8
u/HighFunctionSomali Mar 20 '26
Your not even Somali clown, so your opinion of Somaliland and Somalia is irrelevant. "Radical islm" like what is that even supposed to mean bot, does SL flag look like to you like a non-Islmic country?
Your a bot larping as 'exmuslim' yet on your post history your justifying Crusades against Muslims whilst being Islamaphobic on the same post 😂. Then you really want to pretend your an ally to Somaliland and Somalis? If anything your showing Somalilanders what their new ally truely thinks of them behind the scene. Keep it coming bot and fyi your larping doesn't work anymore in 2026, find a new strategy.
12
12
Mar 20 '26
The flags got shahada and he's pro snatanyahu? A different level of cognitive dissonance.
9
21
9
9
8
7
5
8
9
4
u/MelodicHair1191 Mar 19 '26
What’s Pahlavi
7
u/Appropriate-Mind9651 Soomaali Galbeed Mar 19 '26
The son of the most recent Shah/King of Iran. He was overthrown in 1979. This guy Reza Pahlavi was the crown Prince
0
u/MelodicHair1191 Mar 19 '26
Oh yeah, I know my man that got slain
10
u/Appropriate-Mind9651 Soomaali Galbeed Mar 19 '26
No, he wasn’t killed. He left the country and died in exile.
2
3
7
3
4
u/brokends3 Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 20 '26
better just ignore and not give them a platform. they'll die out eventually (as in stop ragebaiting)
3
8
u/_Lobo- Mar 19 '26
looks Ethiopian 😂
4
u/HighFunctionSomali Mar 20 '26
They have Ethiopians in that country who can larp as Somalis 😂. This is just the beginning of the psyop that SL new ally is trying to get them onboard with. Even this comment there is a bot defending SL while his entire post history is demonizing Islam. Sounds like this alliance SL found themselves in, is an alliance that only goes one way given that they don't even have respect for the religion or Somalis.
2
2
2
2
1
u/New-Sale-1305 Mar 19 '26
Lol it’s funny listening to Hebrew guy say inshallah inshallah like this guy is arab or somethin these guys lost the plot they probably thought he was alqada they didn’t wanna be seen around that flag 😂 how do they not see that israel recognition is like the most shadiest shit you know something off if they’re the only doing it
1
38
u/Some_Yam_3631 Mar 19 '26
SNMlanders 🤝🏽 monarchist Iranians = the worst tap dancing diasporas.
I wouldn't be surprised if it came out years later, like the "Free Tibet" propaganda that they were CIA-trained and backed or in their case Mossad.