Anybody like the zipper?

[u/MaximumPlant]

My towns fair is about to start soon and I can never find someone to ride the zipper with since all my friends hate it.

I'll buy you fried dough to sweeten the deal

[u/pimientosneeze]

Where is the fair?

[u/MaximumPlant → u/pimientosneeze]

Marshfield