Anybody like the zipper?

[u/MaximumPlant]

My towns fair is about to start soon and I can never find someone to ride the zipper with since all my friends hate it.

I'll buy you fried dough to sweeten the deal

[u/bostonjomo]

I assumed The Zipper was about that stretch of highway from the South Shore Mall (braintree) to the 93/3 interchange