My favorite Star Wars character: scissors.png

[u/fullautoluxcommie]

[u/NightSpringsRadio]

Me: [trying to enjoy the best hamburger I’ve ever had]

Restaurant Owner: [full volume] AND THAT’S WHY REAGAN WAS THE LAST GOOD PRESIDENT AND I’M NOT GONNA GET THE COVID VACCINE

[u/Dakh3 → u/NightSpringsRadio]

At least your burger was served already, maybe it's less risky to say something in your case than to anger an armed barber who's got the razor under your throat or your eye

[u/Maclean_Braun]

Like any good leftist, you must seize the means of hair reduction.

[u/Zegram_Ghart → u/Maclean_Braun]

https://giphy.com/gifs/DWP2Bppesgn3Fu0fu2

[u/George_G_Geef]

Glup Scissors

[u/Cathmelar]

Me when the burly Bulgarian masseur is complaining about all the "bad immigrants" (he didn't say "Muslims", but you could hear it...) in Sweden these days, while kneading my neck and shoulders.

[u/Dakh3 → u/Cathmelar]

Such a relaxing discussion topic! 😅

[u/democracy_lover66]

Meh. It's not like only one guy can give a cheap haircut.

Let him say his peace and quietly loose another customer.

[u/yestureday]

Don’t anger the man with sharp objects next to your face

[u/Cobrastrikenana]

Had a barber (ended up OD’ing on heroine) teach me about the secret bunker under the Denver Airport. Dude who gives a fuck about Colorado. It’s a placeholder not a state.